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Suds o’Bitches

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.
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PeculiarSusan Invisible @peculiarsusan.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
And today’s billionaire bullshit:
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Hello Susan
We are writing to inform you that the Prime Invitee Program, which allowed sharing Prime's fast, free delivery with others, will end on October 1, 2025. Your invited guests will be notified directly about this change by September 5, 2025.
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• Visit Amazon Family to add household members. Adult members must accept email invitations
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Thank you for being a valued Prime member!
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Create your Amazon Family
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This summer has been a shit show. Bring on the Fall.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 28/08/2025
you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
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m wood @mwoodpen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I was just listening to Kermit and Barbra Streisand’s duet of “Rainbow Connection”. I want a nice life, I want joy, I want kindness and love between us all. I’m tired of the hate. Listen to the song and try to remember what that feels like. 🐸
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Don’t really appreciate your tone
We can’t all be Soviet Union jeopardy champions.
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Quinn- Everything is Epstein Deflection. NoStarterPacks @quinnq.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"There was gunpowder on my neck." A 10 yo who said the bullets went right past him. MEDIA- PAY ATTENTION. YOU DO NOT PUT A CHILD WHO HAS "Gunpowder on his neck." On TV to win a rating. NO. NO. NO. SHAME ON YOU. There is no excuse for putting a traumatized CHILD on TV.
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock.Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
DO NOT PUT CHILDREN ON TV TALKING ABOUT A SHOOTING THEY JUST LIVED THROUGH The media who do this are heartless bastards
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Event planning at work is just 90% of men telling me their “dietary restriction” is steak and lobster. Congrats, you’ve all unlocked the same dad-joke personality pack.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Peak boomer is typing a message into the email subject line
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Edgardo Block @edgardoblock.eurosky.social · 13/08/2025
(heard at human-inventing committee meeting) just hear me out, convert coffee into anxiety and convert lack of coffee into even more anxiety
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
(inventing humans) ok how can we convert coffee into anxiety
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
*most depressed I’ve ever been* Pepsi is fine.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Meet Uni’s new coworker! :3
A black and white cat wearing a red tie sits next to a tabby cat wearing a black tie. Both are looking at the camera with serious faces, dressed like office workers.
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I should probably unload this beanie baby collection before the rapture.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Find your inner Audrey Good morning Blue Sky
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
your futures so bright you gotta wear shades. and ear plugs, you want tinnitus?
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
When I’m struggling, I’ve learned to set small, attainable goals. So this week I will: - drink more water - eat more cookies - sleep even less - diarrhea
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
You guys see a butterfly too right?
Blue Alberta sky, scattered clouds, mostly wispy, one in the centre is shaped like a butterfly. It made me smile. 

Smiles are hard to come by lately.
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
*Hugs my Americans*
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
@mediocrecoder.bsky.social This made me think of you 😂
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
No swearing on the Lord's day
Sign announcing the Flippin Church of God. (It's a city in Arkansas.)
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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I just poured myself a drink. It’s gonna be a long game at this rate. 🧡💙 WE WANT THE CUP FFS OILERS
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Shoeless Jym ⚓🎮👊🇺🇲🔥 @shoelessjym.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Good morning Skywalkers! Happy Father's Day to all my fellow Dad's out there. Hope you guys get a nice relaxing day. It's funny when you think about it, all we really want is to be left alone to do whatever. The serenity. Fuck, why are we still talking? I'm out. Cheers 🍻
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“Not everything I say makes sense” he grossly understated.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 11/06/2025
she died how she lived, being vaguely nervous
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
At this point, I'm more coffee than woman.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I love when my tv asks if I’m still there, like do you mean physically or mentally?
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Pammy ✨️ @pammyds.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The older you get, the more you choose quietness over arguments and distance over disrespect. Drama becomes intolerable, and your peace becomes your highest priority. You start surrounding yourself with people who are good for your mental health, heart, and soul.
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Please share. Let’s find a home for Rashan!
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
When I take Unisom, I turn into a flat-earther.
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Suds o’Bitches @sudsbitches.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Your morning moment of zen.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Some good news for murderers, unfortunately. LAPD Detective Stacey Szymchowiak is retiring after 29 years. She is everything you want in a homicide detective and hundreds of victims’ families already know that, in the part of LA where all the murders happen but none of the coverage.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Only murders in the building but the building is a crow sanctuary so it's actually a good thing
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
Sign reads “No Geese” and includes a graphic of a goose silhouette in a red circle with a line through it.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Conflicted: I love playing baseball. Yet I also love crying.
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Bauer @bauerb.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Immediately after getting out of the car.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Oh, your life has gone exactly as you planned? Eat a dick.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I took the day off again today because I’ll be fucked if I’m working right through the apocalypse
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