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Xennial falcon / words at thecommasplice.com / Ottawa, ON

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Stu West @stuwest.com · 22h
Guy who has only seen Naomi Wolf interviews: Getting a lot of ‘Death recorded’ vibes from this…
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 28/09/2026
Saw someone on here say there's no UK band with a big fanbase that has as little US cultural footprint as the Manic Street Preachers and after thinking about it my explanation is they're sort of like "what if The Smiths but you had to do homework before you could enjoy them"
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 27/09/2026
First thing we do, let’s kill all the motherfucking lawyers
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mad-swilliams.bsky.social @mad-swilliams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very anxious about posting this, but I feel strongly compelled to share. I know it’s a lot to take in for a Saturday morning and I appreciate anyone for taking the time to read it.
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 19/09/2026
1. Because last night I dreamt I went to Batmanderley again 2. The one where Bane does the Bane voice 3. Blades, Blind Justice 4. Most of them, love Catwoman 5. Brian Bolland
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 16/09/2026
They’re obviously playing the long game by making the character into Tom King, guaranteeing that Tom King won’t be able to resist writing them a 12-issue Miracleman maxi-series whenever he’s out of contract with DC
David Colton was born a frail, asthmatic and short kid. After he witnessed the September 11th attack, David went enlist to the Army. Constantly bullied by the other recruits, his fate changed after a brutal beating by his sergeant, he was chosen to undergo the Super-Soldier Serum process.[4] New and fresh, Colton was dubbed "Captain America" and was deployed to both Afghanistan[3] and Iraq,[5] marking the beginning of his descent into cynicism.
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 15/09/2026
Some discussion lately about how The Kids are not into Douglas Adams. As a massive Douglas Adams fan I want to suggest it’s because his best-known series is five books long, they tend to be sold in an omnibus or a boxed set, and only about half of them are good
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
When someone unironically references Roko’s basilisk that’s how you know they’re [noticing sniper’s red dot centering on my heart, from the future] absolutely normal and correct
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 04/09/2026
Why did the director of Reservoir Dogs not release a camping-themed movie during the pandemic under the name Tentin Quarantino
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Gene Ha creator of 2026 IL Reads pick MAE The Definitive Edition @geneha.com · 17/08/2026
My best known work is Top 10 w writer #AlanMoore & layout artist @zandercannon.bsky.social. It’s been translated and reprinted around the world and is loved by comic geeks, screenwriters, and by a lot of cops. I once asked Alan if he ever did a “ride along.” He replied, “Never in the front seat…”
The cover to the Absolute Edition of Top Ten, front and back.Page 2 from Top 10 #7, The Overview. Inks of a winged superhero woman cop flying over the city below her.Page 2 from Top 10 #7, The Overview. Colored and lettered print page, of a winged superhero woman cop flying over the city below her.
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 05/03/2026
NEURODIVERGENT DIRTY HARRY: Autism is a spectrum and buddy, today you've found yourself on the wrong end of it (blasts them away with his gun)
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Mr Too Damn Bueno 🎉 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 09/08/2026
Reading about Middle Eastern history and finding out lots of things about Michel Aflaq, founder of the Ba'ath movement. Ideally every time I see the name Aflaq my brain wouldn't immediately go
Ben Affleck smoking meme
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 08/08/2026
Don’t know why the Spider-Man movies have left out the crucial lore detail that he tracks down crooks using spider-shaped AirTags that put his brain on vibrate mode
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 01/08/2026
I've got the official tie-in book to Oliver Stone's JFK, which contains not just the screenplay and some historical notes, but also reviews, news articles and outraged letters to the editor about the movie, and I strongly feel Christopher Nolan should now publish something similar for The Odyssey
Cover to JFK: The Book of the Film. Featuring "the documented screenplay" and "the JFK debate" with contributions from Norman Mailer, Tom Wicker, Gerald R. Ford and others
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 01/08/2026
The term 'state actors' is pretty funny because I just imagine someone with a 50 year career on stage playing Denmark
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
image macro of kurt russel as Snake Plissken with the accompanying text
“We live under capitalism
its power seems inescapable 
but so did new york”
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 01/08/2026
The Byrne’s Supper was a legendary night in the annals of Scottish comics fandom. My only regret is that I didn’t show up dressed as a character from Tutti Frutti, in tribute to the wrong John Byrne
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 28/07/2026
Is it a sign of being internet poisoned if you can’t read Claude Debussy’s surname without smirking
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mildly funny that X is having blazing rows about Nolan’s Odyssey because he cast black people in it and Bluesky is having blazing rows about whether a noted Homeric translator’s LRB review of it misses the point or not
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 27/07/2026
[desperately trying to come up with some topical Odyssey movie takes] Men will literally live in seclusion on the island of Ogygia eating the apathy-inducing lotus flower for seven years rather than go to therapy
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 27/07/2026
The current direction of tech is that any cybercrime that previously would have required hiring a dodgy Russian on the dark web will now be done by a bedroom hacker with an LLM, terrible news for the job security of dodgy Russian dark web cybercriminals
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 23/07/2026
The Surf Dracula tweet edited to say "back in the day if u did a tv show called Scrooge you'd see that fool scrooging every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the uncharitable outlook until you finally get to see him scrooge for 5 min in the finale"
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 23/07/2026
Exciting news from Glasgow
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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
they ask you to name your litter robot
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 18/07/2026
I have this weakness for spoonerisms which is probably pretty irritating for other people. Anyway every time I see the words "Abolish ICE" my brain rearranges them into
iBolish Ass
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
Zohran Mamdani making a face that makes him kinda look like Robert De Niro
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/07/2026
erotic thriller is such a great genre concept. like youre naked but you have to save the president
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2026
"Dawn For Men Active Lotion" is out of stock, so Saruman says: "There will be no dawn for Men."
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nice, france
A screen shot of a weather forecast for nice, france. On this date, a saturday, at 13:00, it was sunny and 69 degrees out . The graphic shows a cream colored background with grey and black text and a yellow circle depicting a sun
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It is once again time to repost this classic.
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 09/07/2026
One of my favourite Shooter facts is that in the '90s he was going around telling people that the impenetrable storytelling of The Dark Knight Returns was dooming the comics industry. An idiosyncratic character (positive and negative), which this excellent article brings out really well
Excerpt from an Ng Suat Tong article in TCJ #187. 
"ITS 1992 AND YOU’RE ATTENDING
an industry roundtable, when somebody you’ve
seen somewhere and heard of in some maga-
zine stands up to make a short statement. Ap-
parently he’s given The Dark Knight Returns to
his brother-in-law who has “[thrown] it over his
shoulder in disgust”:"[cont]
"He could not make head or tail of it. Sorry Frank,
but the fact is we’re talking to ourselves a lot here,
guys... We've got to toughen up as creators, and as
publishers, I think. We’ve got to realize that if
we’re going to get out there and communicate, we
had better start being communicators. We'd better
learn our craft... Storytelling has been around
forever... If we don’t... stop being these six-month
wonders who think that just because they can do
glitzy graphics that they somehow now know what
they're doing in terms of speaking a visual
language, we’re in big trouble."[cont]
"The person sitting beside you nods his head
in agreement. You instantly recognize the
speaker as the man the Journal has been calling
the Beast of the Apocalypse. Somebody says to
you, “That’s Jim Shooter.” As if you didn’t
know. You understand that his words are meant
strictly for the superhero market and those..."[cont]
"...interested in the commercial viability of com-
ics. The question is whether you nod your head
in agreement as well or whether you feel like
strangling him?"
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rock and roll musician: splish splash I was taking a bath People in the 1950's: this is the devil’s music
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 07/07/2026
There’s not much in common between Zohran and Mark Carney but they do both portray themselves as serious adults in a way that makes this culture war nonsense look tired and pathetic, and it would be nice if that’s the direction the culture is moving in
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve got a FIFA…and the only prescription is MORE CORRUPTION!!
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Chris McGreal @chrismcgreal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of Gaza’s most prominent doctors is almost unrecognisable because of severe injuries inflicted in Israeli detention and faces “tangible danger to his life” www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
theguardian.com
Detained Gaza doctor almost unrecognisable after injuries in Israeli jail, lawyer says
Hussam Abu Safiya faces ‘tangible danger to his life’ following 18 months in prison without charge or trial
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/06/2026
Seeing another guy carrying home toilet paper and giving him “the nod”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 15/06/2026
DC keeps making Superman movies but somehow they never adapt his archetypal storyline, the one from the 90s where he becomes dangerously jacked and has to abandon Earth for space to safeguard humanity
Dangerously jacked Superman floating outside Lois's balconyDangerously jacked Superman in a fight sceneDangerously jacked Superman saying goodbye to Lois in an alleywayDangerously jacked Superman strapped to a space shuttle heading into orbit
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i'm part of a vast network of guys
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 07/06/2026
Of course his full name is Flintabbateyagar Flonatinagon
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/06/2026
an average bluesky user
a femme's legs and a dog's head peeking around the corner, like a puppy girl hanging out on the stoop
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 02/06/2026
This would happen on the BBC in the 80s & 90s: the subtitles were for whatever was showing in London, regardless of what was on in Scotland. I saw an episode of the Gaelic soap MACHAIR with Ceefax subtitles for Star Trek: TNG. Old Mrs MacIver, worrying about Romulan manoeuvres near the Neutral Zone
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Steve Kopian @unseenfilms.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Stu West @stuwest.com · 29/05/2026
Four twists/reveals/shock moments from comics that are burned into your brain. Don't overthink it. #comicsdna
Child burn victim tells Johnny Storm "I only did it to be like you" from Fantastic Four #285Captain UK kills The Fury, from Captain BritainThe Avengers realise "Michael" is Korvac, from Avengers #176"Captain Traynor, sir? All due respect, sir... permission to use extreme force."
"Break her £$%&ing neck, son." From Top Ten #10
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat
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