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Ian Fletcher

@stupidityvortex.bsky.social
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Cataclysm engineer. In Scotland. From Norn Iron.

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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 3h
So Richard E Grant is confirming on Celebrity Traitors that yes, he really is an absolute honest to god maniac. I haven't laughed so much at TV in ages
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 4h
Now I know from folks I've worked with that it's virtually impossible to give up Iranian citizenship. The Iranian government won't let you even if you ask, or have basically never lived in the country. Just a thought.
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Ricki @kitbashedgaming.bsky.social · 6h
Pitch of the day 2: Gorkamorka Partworks Magazine. Magaine packed with Ork lore, special features like Doks Workshop and Mekboyz Junkyard giving rules and conversion advice, collect your warband and vehicles over the court of the issues. Learn aboout Ork clans, Gorkamorka, etc #warhammercommunity
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 5h
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Horror! The Horror!
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Miss Piggy as Eowyn stabs the witch king in the face and yells
HI-YAAA!
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Miss Piggy is Eowyn. The whole "You look upon a woman" reveal was basically written for her. It'll be FABULOUS.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear me out - the Orange Order parade to be allowed but only if they do it inside Zorb balls, numbered so that bets can be placed on which of the 35 brethren finishes the course quickest.
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Godzilla traditionally regarded as thin?
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026
“…you can’t kill them in a way that matters”
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems audacious to syphon the fuel tank of a B52
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoever did the layout of the rules in the new version of Necromunda should be jailed
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If/when this turns out to be true, it will never, ever be admitted. If they bring charges of any kind, the local magistrate court records will be trawled through by journalists. Bets that charges are therefore dropped? Intelligence services will just absolutely clam up
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 28/09/2026
Ooops www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/raf-fairford...
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RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', sources
The RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', according to sources. A Ministry of Defence source told Wiltshire 999s...
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 28/09/2026
Three iconic theme songs from 80s TV shows where the main character is a vehicle #synth #80s #classic80s #guitar
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
next time my phone gets nicked I'm gonna tell Shabana Mahmood Iran did it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it going to turn out that a group of students from London have come something very, very stupid?
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First page of the new Dredd story by Williams, Wyatt and Flint. At this point Flint is operating on a completely different level. The things he is doing here with perspective, flow, information and pacing feel intuitive but properly new.
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My word that's a thing.
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What would famous people from history talk like if you stapled their hair to the wall?
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, at least nobody will be talking about the Iraq War anymore, we've now found the worst thing Labour has ever done
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what the hell is going on
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mattevansc3.bsky.social @mattevansc3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Juliet wakes up and finds Romeo has stabbed himself* Juliet: Fuck
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doop @doop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Burnham frantically googling “what is flegs”
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Small joys today. This album has been doing god's work lately. (Yes, yes, sorry for the spotify link, 'Yet I see you participate in society' etc) open.spotify.com/album/3ZN01x...
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THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE. - Album by RAYE | Spotify
RAYE · album · 2026 · 17 songs
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last minute Drumcree march, is it? Oh, good, what can possibly go wrong
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Olli Wolf @owolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guess which one of these old paint pots is the only one that is completely dried out? #Nerdlings
Different paint pots / bottles with numbers
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's wisdom
A design featuring a beige paper background, a rainbow snapped in two and the phrase "All iPhones are foldable, Bitch" in dark gray
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026
benadryl at night, hat man's delight
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Relatable
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like the bit about "I will do a good job AND I WILL GET FUCKING PAID"
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grumpykiltpin @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As near as you're likely to get to an Armorcast Wave Serpent for your Rogue Trader era Eldar. #Nerdlings #oldhammer #eldar #aeldari
Painted version from pages of White Dwarf magazine. Main scheme is green/white/yellow.Printed version still unpainted next to a miniature for scale
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Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 24/09/2026
… so if we trigger simultaneous earthquakes at these locations, the tidal wave troughs will combine directly under the buoy, driving the model through the museum floor and allowing us to tunnel in and steal the artifacts we need TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
The Brain, from “Pinky and the Brain” standing next to a globe and explaining his master plan
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 23/09/2026
This version will blow your minds
youtube.com
Nina Simone - Cotton Eyed Joe (1959)
YouTube video by Classic Mood Experience
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Invalid.Handle @mick13a.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Original fluff from the Rogue Trader days and my last attempt from several years ago.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've always thought Jacob Rees-Mogg was a "two drinks away from talking about skull shapes" kind of guy, turns out that he is but not in the way I was thinking.
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They say that perfect casting is impossible but ...
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Multiversal Streaming @multiversalplus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
NOSFERATATOUILLE (Brad Frye, 2007) Barnabas the plague rat dreams of becoming a vampire. He stows away in the coffin of a hapless undead emigre who has been forced to flee Transylvania. Together, they will bleed London dry. Starring Willem Dafoe, Wallace Shawn, and Joan Cusack.
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Multiversal Streaming @multiversalplus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
KOLCHAK: EVIL DEAD OF NIGHT (Sam Raimi, 1978) An intrepid muckraker (Darren McGavin) inadvertently releases a plague of demonic undead entities when he investigates hazing allegations by a fraternity chapter (Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi, Scott Spiegel) at Arkham University. Ellen Sandweiss co-stars.
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who's up for robbing banks while shouting "stop the boats" so no-one arrests us?
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cat: YOU'RE EATING EARLY Me: Yes, Yom Kippur starts tonight and I shall be fasting from sunset. Cat: WHAT ABOUT ME? Me: You are not obliged to fast, in fact I'd be worried if you did. Cat: CAN I EAT EARLY TOO? Me: Why? Cat: ...SOLIDARITY? Me: ...You're not getting two dinners. Cat: DAMN.
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I tend to defend Nicola Sturgeon, but she really is doing an awful lot these days that needs defending
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Knight øf Cerebus @scioperative.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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