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Ian da Homunculus

@stupidityvortex.bsky.social
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Cataclysm engineer. In Scotland. From Norn Iron.

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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh-oh
Rail ticket 23019
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Dregs of Humanity will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Dregs of Humanity, a bunch of skeletons in robes being operated as puppets in a very short lived comedy TV series, It's Your Move
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm sorry, the Muppet wizard of Oz with *who*???
The Muppet wizard of Oz starring Quentin Tarantino
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quite pleased with this
A door painted to look like the door of the TARDIS
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rewatched. God Damn.
Former Sister Ruth. All is not well.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gandalf and the dwarves would have been in trouble
AI Elon Musk wearing armour in a forest surrounded by glowing hoverwolves
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Da Boyz are back in town. 'ere we go!
A small Orc army, part of a much, much larger Orc army but these are the Boyz I've managed to get rebased so far
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Great Rebasing has begun. It is time for some properly veteran Orcs to take to the battlefields of The Old World once more
Marauder Miniatures Orcs, from the early 90sCitadel Miniatures Savage Orcs, from the slightly later 90s
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can't change the Northern Irish capacity to take the piss even when you arguably should
A mural at a bowling alley depicting a riot, with men in balaclavas throwing burning bowling pins and the cranes of Harland and Wolfe in the background
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We're back in business! Hooray!
Panel 1. Garfield, as the Master Control Program from Tron, but orange, looks concerned."Declaw?"

Panel 2. Garfield looks at his paw. I have annoyingly lost my pink biro pen and was forced to use a felt tip for his toe beans. "Horror"

Panel 3. Garfield huddles, very small, in his box which sits on the carpet from the Overlook Hotel in The Shining. A single bare bulb swings from the ceiling and lightning flashes outside the window. "Horror"
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did... did they liquify him?
Robinson's Grogu diluting juice. It's bright green and slightly pearlescent.

It is mango flavour, quite nice
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Go beyond the gate you absolute legend. May banners be raised in your honour
The Eternity Gate on Terra. It's absolutely massive and features a man (the emperor) sunbathing stabbing a dragon man (Horus)

Lots of banners in front of it
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And while his (relatively) newer stuff set much of the current style. His old paintings are just marvelous
Amazonia Gothique,a terrifying woman in green armour with an axe in front of a massive sunKnight Panther, a man on a horse which would comfortably look at home in an art museum Flying galleons beside flying islands
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek title card. The title is the introduction to Warhammer 40k

It is the 41st Millennium.
For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. 
He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of His inexhaustible 
armies. 

He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast 
Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die.
Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-
infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic
manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime 
imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been
forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is 
only war. 

There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Deep Space 9 title card. Text reads "oh god Garak is smiling again. Why is he smiling? WHY IS HE SMILING?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW??!!
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The assembly of my idiot vampire boys continues. No, honestly, they are noble and true defenders of humanity. At no point do they randomly go berserk. These guys will be Death Company.
Assault intercessors assemble as Death Company, all the models are not wearing helmets because wearing helmets would be a sane thing to do
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Returning to civilisation once more
Belfast Lough, smooth as a mill-pond
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's just occurred to me how much the Warhammer 40k spaceship game Battlefleet Gothic owes to these things. And that actually makes a lot of sense given that Chaos ships are meant to be older. (More in the alt text. See, I can do that too)
A Battlefleet Gothic cruiser, in this case a Murder Class from the Chaos fleet. It has two launch bays and two lance decks. There is no ramming prow common to Imperial ships of an equivalent class.

There are a bunch of mast looking things on the top, along with a large bridge section to the aft. I always assumed these were meant to be a callback to age of sail. However...

The way they line up looks very like this French pre dreadnought thing.

Which makes me wonder if GW's designers were being clever. Chaos ships are, generally, meant to be older than Imperial ships. So it makes sense that their design would hark back to early modern ship design 

(Let's ignore that Imperial ships look like they have a lot in common with Triremes and that in 40k older generally means better technology)
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Chewbacca and R2D2.

Look, nobody said it had to be a podcast we could understand...
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Psychic Far Side
Today's far side calendar. Military guys are looking at an upside down nuclear explosion on a slide. The man presenting says "Now this next slide, gentlemen, demonstrates the awesome power of our twenty megaton... for crying out loud! Not again!"
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
3 warheads, 0 casualties
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ok, #my9games goes back a while
9 game covers, in no particular order and often denoting a series 
1) Homeworld (though I liked Cataclysm more)
2) The Outer Wilds which I reckon might be the best game ever
3) Fallout 3 which may have delayed me finishing my thesis just a bit
4) Dawn of War, of various flavours but I always enjoyed the vast hordes of DoW 1
5) B-wing expansion for X-wing. Truth be told I'm an A-wing speed freak to the core of my Starfighter soul
6) X-com Terror From The Deep. Sure it's a reskin of Enemy Unknown, but it was the first Xcom game I bought
7) Treasure Island Dizzy. Loved the Dizzy games on the Spectrum. This one was hard as hell with one life and the glass sword
8) Cyberpunk 2077. Goooooood morning Night City! I want to wander around somewhere that feels like a real town
9) Half Life. I've been running down corridors since Wolfenstein but the original Half Life is a gem
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hahahaha (Alt text has a bit more nuance)
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince with one glowing red eye in the back of a police car, lying down as if he's on the skeleton bobsleigh ride into hell itself. Which he probably is. 

Everything about his face seems to indicate that he knows he's absolutely screwed. The slightly open mouth that makes it looks like he's got teeth like a rabbit. The thousand yard stare.

His fingers are rubbing together like Lady Macbeth hoping like hell the evidence will go away.

Happy birthday you treasonous pervert bastard, I hope they lock you in the Tower of London via traitors gate.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
QTP with your favourite Main Protagonist in a video game that's not Mario or Sonic
Kuun-Lan, the Kith Somtaaw mining ship from Homeworld Cataclysm/Emergence 

Pictured here before it gets the biggest gun imaginable and decides that it's not a mining vessel any more. This ship goes on a *trip*
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Gnomes basically complete, just the tokens to do. Need a sunny day for photos
Gnome Blood Bowl team
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is how eclectic ovens work, right?
Panel 1. Garfield jerks a thumb towards an oven which contains Jon Arbuckle, the monster. "Should we burn him?"

Panel 2. Close view of Jon's monstrous face. "Oh god no"

Panel 3. Jon has gone all wobbly and is being repeatedly struck by lightning. Bzzzzt
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Fallout by Gary Larson would be a hell of a thing.
A page from this year's Far Side calendar. A man has climbed from a bunker into a smouldering wasteland and exclaims "Thank god, Sylvia! We're alive!" to a woman who is looking out of a hatch on the ground
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Mushroom mushroom
Mushrooms growing on a model treeman
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Badger badger badger badger
A model badger, plus gnomes
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Further required listening! But not the Garfield bit. Don't worry, Garfield doesn't actually burn Jon alive. This time.
Panel 1. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, sits at a table and says "The claws must go"

Garfield, incredibly badly drawn even by my own horrifying standards, pulls a hideous grimace. His eyes are much too far apart. He thinks "The hell they do"

Panel 2. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, stares at the camera, looking concerned. Reflection lines at the edge of the panel indicate that he is behind glass.

Panel 3. The viewpoint pulls back to reveal that Jon Arbuckle, the monster, is trapped inside an oven. His mouth is open in a rectangular howl which we cannot hear. An orange paw reaches towards the oven igniter.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Gnomes are interesting, but damn I need some practice with them. First game was against Shambling Undead and an absolute pasting. Had some horrid Take Root rolls which didn't help. Throw player as missile may become a main tactic. At one point I had two players, and one couldn't move.
A Gnome team in their dugout. They are in bad shape

Left - casualties. Middle - knock out. right - reserves

You will notice that there is one dead treeman and that only one gnome and one treeman are currently available for the next drive

(All six of the players in the KO box actually woke up. Mad odds)
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This episode should be required listening for more or less everybody. Good to have you back!
Panel 1 - Garfield and Jon, happy
Panel 2 - Garfield climbs Jon
Panel 3 - Garfield happy in Jon's arms. Jon having truly monstrous thoughts
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Well, Yarrick, obviously. The old lobster claw version.
Old Yarrick, with the power klaw he looted from a defeated foe like a proper boss. Bright red as was the fashion at the time.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Further gnomes
Gnomes! And treemen
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hold on, that's just the Waterfront Hall with slightly more lava
The Waterfront Hall in Belfast
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The gnomes continue
Blood bowl gnomes and treemen
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The fish hungers
The fish hungers, in fridge magnets, including picture of fish made from letters
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It sort of looks like the red thing on the right but also probably can't actually work?
Compound bows. Cheating high technologies straying from the True Path of A Stick And Some String
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I do quite a bit of archery and I'm happy to admit that there are a variety of historical bows I haven't seen but what the hell is this?
A bow type thing what even is this
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Absolutely delightful, as long as it's not heading towards you
An Orc war-boar wearing a paper bowler hat, behind which sits an Orc Warboss
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Furthermore - gnomes
A Gnome Blood Bowl team, assembled and awaiting paint
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Gnomes
Garfield Vs glove puppet Vs garden gnomes
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Got me started on the Bangles Terminator gang for a start...
Blood Angels Terminators and friends, plus some Genestealers
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Dear god it's even uglier in real life
A cybertruck in Aberdeen
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Space Gits is a stilly game. It is also very easy to pick up and just wing it without the other players knowing the rules at all.
The end photo of a game of Space Gits. Orks and dice everywhere
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
And you, you little skull head, you're staying right here.
The Cyber Altered Task Unit from more recent editions of Space Hulk
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I am the waaagh
Officer Krork from the Space Gits Kickstarter
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Space Gits by @planetsmashergames.bsky.social has arrived, wasn't prepared for the size of the scenery. Awesome!
A massive Ork vending machine, the size of my hand
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I made the pilgrimage
The Space Marine statue outside Warhammer world
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I think this might be the best drawing I've ever done of Jon's face.
Panel 5, zoomed in. The eyeballs are everywhere.
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