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Ian da Homunculus

@stupidityvortex.bsky.social
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Cataclysm engineer. In Scotland. From Norn Iron.

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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Labour merely adopted the Corbyn, the Greens were born in it, moulded by it
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Ricki @kitbashedgaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gorkamorka thought of the day: Are the beast snagga boyz a better base "boy" than the new boyz kit. Their variety of sluggas include both sixshootas and conventional sluggas, they have choppa varieties and the thumper gun makes a good kannon The normal Ork boyz as Yoofs #warhammercommunity
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My god the Tories have managed to (get Ai to) design a worse tank than Games Workshop
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LK @lkcreations.art · 03/10/2026
Daily sketch 🪾🗻🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the Cat ? #artsky #ink #sketch
Photo of a sketch on a table. It depicts a round landscape with trees and a waterfall. The Samurai stands near the waterfall and the Cat wanders somewhere.
Brushed ink pens on a5+ paper.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BRING BACK JOHN COLE
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just misheard something as "Skoo da Homunculus" so that's my rapper name sorted
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 03/10/2026
One of my favourite online people. “I have a very clear idea in my head of how it’s going to go. But it’s not going to go like that. It’s going to go wrong. I’m going to have to learn loads of random skills I didn’t anticipate. But AI is just A to B.”
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‘It’s frustrating to see immoral videos do so well’: how YouTube sensation Half-Asleep Chris sent a rollercoaster to space and made Bella the cat a star
His videos of cats, loopy contraptions and theme park rides round the heavens (and his back garden) have notched up a billion views. We meet Chris Burton in the suburban home where it all happens
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CelebTraitors
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Old Loki's Glorious Purpose!
Alt: Old Loki's Glorious Purpose!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Richard E Grant is confirming on Celebrity Traitors that yes, he really is an absolute honest to god maniac. I haven't laughed so much at TV in ages
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now I know from folks I've worked with that it's virtually impossible to give up Iranian citizenship. The Iranian government won't let you even if you ask, or have basically never lived in the country. Just a thought.
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Ricki @kitbashedgaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pitch of the day 2: Gorkamorka Partworks Magazine. Magaine packed with Ork lore, special features like Doks Workshop and Mekboyz Junkyard giving rules and conversion advice, collect your warband and vehicles over the court of the issues. Learn aboout Ork clans, Gorkamorka, etc #warhammercommunity
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crux, as in "the crux of the matter"?
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Horror! The Horror!
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Muppet LotR has multiple possible casting options and all of them kick ass. Remember that none of the Muppet movies have just one human. So I propose one human per party after the sundering of the fellowship.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Miss Piggy as Eowyn stabs the witch king in the face and yells
HI-YAAA!
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Miss Piggy is Eowyn. The whole "You look upon a woman" reveal was basically written for her. It'll be FABULOUS.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear me out - the Orange Order parade to be allowed but only if they do it inside Zorb balls, numbered so that bets can be placed on which of the 35 brethren finishes the course quickest.
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So *that's* what Oscar the Grouch was working on
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is that a normal thing to happen? That doesn't seem like a normal thing to happen.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Godzilla traditionally regarded as thin?
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thankfully America clings to Imperial measurements for no good reason, so there's going to be limited scope to get confused with SI units
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026
“…you can’t kill them in a way that matters”
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems audacious to syphon the fuel tank of a B52
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stream of consciousness rules writing is just awful. I can forgive unbalanced rules. I can forgive rules that are just *bad* as long as they're clear. Rules that you can't find? Unacceptable. Wastes your time for no good reason.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No no no. Page 44, Fighter Subtypes. Of course. Is there a cross-reference? Is there hell. How much income do you get at the end of a game? Post battle sequence, surely. Nope. Campaign cycles. Naturally. The Old World has numbered paragraphs! This is a solved problem!
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rules themselves are fine. Good even! But the order that they're presented in, my god. Bewildering. And I use structural design codes for a living, I know poor layout when I see it. Advancing a ganger to a champion - page 90 in the Experience section, right?
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, not for very long. This is a game of toy soldiers after all. Just an afternoon on a nice sunny day where it's made clear to them that they can't go outside because they've been bad
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoever did the layout of the rules in the new version of Necromunda should be jailed
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course at that point you're relying on the moral fibre of a bunch of petty criminals to not go looking for the best tabloid deal for their story. Which seems optimistic unless you've threatened them with the wrath of god Very funny
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If/when this turns out to be true, it will never, ever be admitted. If they bring charges of any kind, the local magistrate court records will be trawled through by journalists. Bets that charges are therefore dropped? Intelligence services will just absolutely clam up
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 28/09/2026
Ooops www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/raf-fairford...
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RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', sources
The RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', according to sources. A Ministry of Defence source told Wiltshire 999s...
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 28/09/2026
Three iconic theme songs from 80s TV shows where the main character is a vehicle #synth #80s #classic80s #guitar
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
next time my phone gets nicked I'm gonna tell Shabana Mahmood Iran did it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it going to turn out that a group of students from London have come something very, very stupid?
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First page of the new Dredd story by Williams, Wyatt and Flint. At this point Flint is operating on a completely different level. The things he is doing here with perspective, flow, information and pacing feel intuitive but properly new.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stretching the definition of cottage, but fair enough
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every so often you see a thing on the interweb that reminds you that some people's minds are broken
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My word that's a thing.
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Ian da Homunculus @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What would famous people from history talk like if you stapled their hair to the wall?
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