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Wizard Student

@studyeroftomes.bsky.social
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Just a normal young man who is interested in magic I live in a very tall school full of magic I sleep in a big room with lots of other boys

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 7h
(throwing away expired leftovers) godspeed you! black tupperware
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 4h
[open my front door] shit i just failed locktober
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Damien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chewy gum for a gooey chum
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 30/09/2026
Wizard named Sephora summoning a lotion elemental
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More people would enjoy the opera if the singers got to plug their other projects at the end
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Busiaco @busia.co · 28/09/2026
The attempt on the Boy King's life was thwarted by the deft slingshot work of the royal guard.
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just urinated an artefact with the dimensions of a popcorn kernel
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spray me with your hypnotizing mist bro
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your conception was an unnecessary sex scene
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martha bigtime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the customers sense of nostalgia must be reinforced and indulged at any cost. no it sure aint the way it used to be. heck, that’s just the way they make em anymore. im not like these other 30 year olds sir or madam i remember the 1970s
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Damien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chilling wit da Oracle and she was gazing forward thru time she was like "sorry but its more dumb bullshit on the way" haha not ur fault babe thats just the way it go
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have seen your comments and I am listening and learning and growing and learning and sitting down and listening and shitting myself and falling over
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Zombie Uncle @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When picking a Street Fighter character to play as, I ask myself: which one most embodies the virtue of modesty?
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 22/09/2026
Grant me the temerity to resent the things I cannot change, the cowardice not to change the things I can, and the stupidity to not know the difference
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bottles of potions and poisons
An illustration of a bunch of different shaped bottles holding sinister looking liquids and other magical ingredients
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 20/09/2026
Can't stop here. This is elf country.
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This steed only answers to those pure of heart? Haha I'll wait for the next one. Yes I'm serious. Bro drop it
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i would love me if i was a worm and that's all that matters
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cornea tax collector: Give me your cornea
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The Mysterious Hermit @mysterioushermit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mercy
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 16/09/2026
taxi company cold calling asking if you need a ride
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 15/09/2026
Venga bus herald
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ive got bowl but im not a boulder
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You are not in splendor and we all can tell
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I NEED MANA
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JLP @jlp.systems · 04/09/2026
World building? I thought it was destroyed in 9/11
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My house is bigger and whiter than the white house and it has more panic rooms and red telephones as well
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dirté @dirte.net · 21/09/2024
did you guys know that a murder of crows is called a murder of crows
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fain thee heed my call to battle or not really
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Day one, we hit the ground running like dogs bro. All fours.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wearing a cloak over my graphic tee and cargo shorts
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Kit @dauntingmountain.com · 31/08/2026
that's all the spell does
a wizard action figure holding a jeweled staff. Magical winds slightly lift his hat
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They were making Yoo-hoo in Mesoamerica. They were trading Yoo-hoo in Tenochtitlan
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Skilled in trickery & trickling with skullduggery
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah I'm infected with the plague! I'm infected with the plague
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm cool. No problems.
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nah that's a snail brah. Your wife is a snail
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thought a bulwark was some type of loathsome toad. Turns out it's more like a rampart
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Horde of locusts getting on my train. Hope they don't get off at my stop
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
texting my old coworker do you still like watching tv
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There are things about you that you don't think people know about, but I do, because of my Orb
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
celestial events in my area
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Enjoying some small soft chemicals
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dan and Phil really were fucking that whole time
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Busiaco @busia.co · 28/08/2026
So you really want to see how the sausage is made? (Remembering that I make the sausage by transmuting manure) Well too damn bad. Just be happy you have something to eat.
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Damien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Headache King once again experiencing crown-based pain
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
First thing in the morning my skin is usually plump and bulging with magical potential, by the end of the day I am like a withered skeleton
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Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Criminals come from the Crime Realm
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