Reposted by Wizard Student🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 7h(throwing away expired leftovers) godspeed you! black tupperware 0163
Reposted by Wizard Studentfishttp:// @fishttp.website · 4h[open my front door] shit i just failed locktober 1275
Reposted by Wizard StudentDamien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026chewy gum for a gooey chum 0366
Reposted by Wizard Studentandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 30/09/2026Wizard named Sephora summoning a lotion elemental 0438
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026More people would enjoy the opera if the singers got to plug their other projects at the end 021
Reposted by Wizard StudentBusiaco @busia.co · 28/09/2026The attempt on the Boy King's life was thwarted by the deft slingshot work of the royal guard. 0161
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just urinated an artefact with the dimensions of a popcorn kernel 040
Reposted by Wizard StudentcarrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026spray me with your hypnotizing mist bro 191
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Your conception was an unnecessary sex scene 031
Reposted by Wizard Studentmartha bigtime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the customers sense of nostalgia must be reinforced and indulged at any cost. no it sure aint the way it used to be. heck, that’s just the way they make em anymore. im not like these other 30 year olds sir or madam i remember the 1970s 1254
Reposted by Wizard StudentDamien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026chilling wit da Oracle and she was gazing forward thru time she was like "sorry but its more dumb bullshit on the way" haha not ur fault babe thats just the way it go 0131
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have seen your comments and I am listening and learning and growing and learning and sitting down and listening and shitting myself and falling over 010
Reposted by Wizard StudentTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893752659
Reposted by Wizard StudentZombie Uncle @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When picking a Street Fighter character to play as, I ask myself: which one most embodies the virtue of modesty? 3244
Reposted by Wizard StudentSam Antics @dsoart.com · 22/09/2026Grant me the temerity to resent the things I cannot change, the cowardice not to change the things I can, and the stupidity to not know the difference 212028
Reposted by Wizard StudentJake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Bottles of potions and poisons 2519111
Reposted by Wizard StudentSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 20/09/2026Can't stop here. This is elf country. 27511
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This steed only answers to those pure of heart? Haha I'll wait for the next one. Yes I'm serious. Bro drop it 0120
Reposted by Wizard StudentAll Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i would love me if i was a worm and that's all that matters 0408
Reposted by Wizard StudentKit @dauntingmountain.com · 16/09/2026taxi company cold calling asking if you need a ride 071
Reposted by Wizard Studentbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ive got bowl but im not a boulder 06910
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You are not in splendor and we all can tell 080
Reposted by Wizard StudentJLP @jlp.systems · 04/09/2026World building? I thought it was destroyed in 9/11 0382
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My house is bigger and whiter than the white house and it has more panic rooms and red telephones as well 170
Reposted by Wizard Studentdirté @dirte.net · 21/09/2024did you guys know that a murder of crows is called a murder of crows 0152
Reposted by Wizard StudentBrainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026fain thee heed my call to battle or not really 6477
Reposted by Wizard StudentGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Day one, we hit the ground running like dogs bro. All fours. 0419
Reposted by Wizard StudentVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026wearing a cloak over my graphic tee and cargo shorts 117734
Reposted by Wizard Studentvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They were making Yoo-hoo in Mesoamerica. They were trading Yoo-hoo in Tenochtitlan 36610
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Skilled in trickery & trickling with skullduggery 040
Reposted by Wizard Studentgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yeah I'm infected with the plague! I'm infected with the plague 0272
Reposted by Wizard Studentmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm cool. No problems. 06035
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nah that's a snail brah. Your wife is a snail 020
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Thought a bulwark was some type of loathsome toad. Turns out it's more like a rampart 010
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Horde of locusts getting on my train. Hope they don't get off at my stop 040
Reposted by Wizard StudentVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 30/08/2026texting my old coworker do you still like watching tv 07910
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026There are things about you that you don't think people know about, but I do, because of my Orb 060
Reposted by Wizard Studentparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2025celestial events in my area 1448
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dan and Phil really were fucking that whole time 021
Reposted by Wizard StudentBusiaco @busia.co · 28/08/2026So you really want to see how the sausage is made? (Remembering that I make the sausage by transmuting manure) Well too damn bad. Just be happy you have something to eat. 0332
Reposted by Wizard StudentDamien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Headache King once again experiencing crown-based pain 081
Wizard Student @studyeroftomes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026First thing in the morning my skin is usually plump and bulging with magical potential, by the end of the day I am like a withered skeleton 1183