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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇

@absolutemayhem.bsky.social
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Transsexual Undead Lich Sorceress Princess-Shaped Object Vacillating between horsey and bunny I'm from the grape soda universe She/it

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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 3h
Knuckledeep inside my own mechanism
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 3h
*casts an evil spell and then covers my forehead with myhand and fainting dramatically into your arms*
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 8h
dissociative amnesia? you say I'm acting strange lately? no dude I'm just suffering the effects of delirium bro I witnessed a garou in it's war form bro im not plural dont be silly
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 8h
Horse Sense allows you to connect telepathically with any horse in the world
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 8h
would you guys still love me if i was constantly in pain and just always complaining about it? yeah me neither
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 9h
I'm that #beglovedbitch
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 9h
No I'm not crying it's just that my robot mutant zombie girlfriend shot some of her rancid goo in my eye and I think it's infected
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 9h
Bro I just me'd myself
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 9h
All I do now is sleep and dissociate and I'm more exhausted than I've ever been
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 15h
getting some evil touch and feel books for when i age regress because even though im a toddler i still want to touch the soft squelching squish of festering meat and the sharp shattered ridges of bone beneath my heel
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 17h
what if we never properly bloomed our coffee ever again?
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Red Spider Lily 🩸🦇 @blackmoonlilith64.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saving myself for my future husband but you can still finger me if you wear black nitrile gloves it doesn't count
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Calling my sugar zombie to see if he'll pay for my new brain
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kick me bloody and let me lick your spurs clean
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I will discover wall chicken with my whip
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*talking through a cigar voice* you're telling me my alter installed a blood pool jacuzzi in our living room and invited over 3 hot red-headed neophytes in spiderweb bikinis while i was in headspace??
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This pile of festering meat in a poorly lit subway tunnel is so gender. Can't wait to be chained up and forced to eat it.
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
reminding you that i am a creature of flesh and bone and blood by coyly revealing my blue and white striped panties
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
going "hacker mode" by using inspect element to fix the broken next button in the unemployment application form
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
often armed with my oft-disarming wit
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
live this life of tenderness with me
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ideation abated by the ineffable october foliage
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she stole my heart like a diner coffee mug
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lets freak nasty on the meteoroid while life on earth festers and rots and decays into a poison dust
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she's too scared to wake her up
An artwork by Spindle of the characters Ev, dozing off drunkly and sleeping on  Jaq, who really needs to pee but is too scared of her boss to wake her up
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4 hours on rp_downtown_v2 with the homeboy got me boiling my strap in anticipation
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
instagram won't stop showing me skeleton themed dildos
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sbeve @thesbeve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i like skeletons
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imagining a vampire bunny sucking the orange from a carrot like its blood is the only thing distracting me from "le horrors"
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SPOOKY Girl_Poss🔞 @girlposs.hyper.wang · 01/10/2026
i just think shes cute :3
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bitches always asking "how to forget?" until they do and then it's all like "how to remember?" im bitches guys if you didnt know im bitches in this scenario
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
personally i have a healthy fear of binary explosives, my inner child on the other hand....
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh yeah its bone month i forgot about bone month because of the confluence of terrible things happening to me but at least i have solace in bone month
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cucking mommy by kissing my stuffies in front of her because she wont let me eat ice cream for dinner
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i dont remember listening to half of this stuff in september proabably because it was my evil alter that was listening to snot you gotta believe me my evil alter loves snot
guys its my last fm collage for september
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nobody wants to eat it like hair out of the shower drain anymore
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
homie of da fractured vessel
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
betrayed by my itular companion; grape soda repudiation
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neunzehn @19ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
paperback instruction manual cover illustration, only a few of them were shipped during the original run, and fewer still survive today
in another life i wanted to be a mecha artistmight not be too late who knows
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait nobody move im happy now
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𓃺𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎🪴🩻 @tonizamboni64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
evil women want sex Now
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in the physical world i live in a twisted and crooked wizard tower i cast spells and i consume souls to sustain my unnatural lifespan but in the internet world im just a weird unemployed tranny that posts about sucking dick
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
things have been really confusing for me lately but at least i know im me because im really cute today
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Dial M For Mischief @gateshawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My doctor is sending me to a Muppet therapist
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just anotha day of playing video games and not applying for unemployment. just anotha fine day of milling about and watching cartoons for children and not writing a resume.
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
normalize tickling me but not too much because i might get upset just like a little in a cute and fun way just dont take it too far ill get mad
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah dude just keep attacking me until i cry out in pain
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someday I'll know who I am
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and so they were both black heart reacters
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carrionAphrodisiac 🍇 @absolutemayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
necromancers make do (spinal cord dildo)
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