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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Gluten free range boars

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

it’s not a labubu unless it comes from the labubu region of france

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

First day in HR for the NFL: “Ok it’s time we did something about all these offensive lines”

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

robots can’t high 5 but they can high 10100100101110

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

i wish our elf on the shelf would do the dishes or something

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

Is the fact that you can't avoid spoilers for the Great British Bake Off here in the US since we see the episodes three days later some sort of payback for dumping all that tea in the water it's been so long get over it

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

like this skeet you cowards

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

the clown came by and threatened to make me the reason the ice cream machine is broken whatever that means

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

19 hours and zero likes. y’all can’t handle the truth

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

a big mac is a clubhouse

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

ew this is one the grossest things I’ve ever seen… I’m gonna send it to you

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

this is not what the forefathers intended

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 11/11/2023

I like how you’re not allowed to drink in a car unless it’s really long

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

making a board game called “guilt trip” where your little character goes to their mother’s house. no one wins

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

yes but also for the dog

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

i want a love is blind but it’s just a dog on the other of the wall and you only spend a day in the pods because everyone says yes right away and then we all go to Mexico for a week with our new best friends

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

“wow you sure have lots to do” says the child who is giving me lots to do

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

boomer moms in your neighbourhood want to know where you took that picture

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

just as the forefathers envisioned

A pistol attached to a drone because that’s exactly what a bunch of old white dudes were envisioning when they wrote the second amendment

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

eat your turkey and don’t make eye contact kids, grandma’s gettin’ racist at thanksgiving again

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 09/10/2023

Didn’t really realize until we got there and saw everyone else’s autumnal beige burlap babies that ours looks like he’s about to drop the hardest nu metal album this pumpkin patch has ever heard

It is our large son standing confidently in a pumpkin patch, wearing all black, a (cute baby) skull on his shirt, mirrored sunglasses, and a hat, making a very serious expression as if he might be about to say “give me sumthin’ to BREAK!”

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

my wife is upset she didn’t win the terry fox run

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

my wife reorganized the pantry and now everything is neat and tidy and also where is the rice I can’t find anything in here

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

grannies don’t really like mcdonald’s

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

hello, I have gone to great lengths to type out the instructions for you to fill out this form along with the exact words I would like you to copy and paste into it. once you have done so please send the completed form back to me.

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Storv @storv.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

most valuable post-consumers

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

It's only a velociraptor if it has both speed and direction

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

A baby bit me today. Does that mean I will look younger or is it only radioactive babies

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

If you strike me down I shall become more telling mom than you can possibly imagine

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Lina 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @gridlockbrained.gay · 23/09/2023

tired of werthers originals. what's their new shit like

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2023

John Wick movies are so funny, man. He goes into like a noodle shop and says “I’d like something…spicy” and a Chinese guy puts his hand into a big pot of broth and pulls out an AR-15 and says “enjoy your meal, Mr Wick” and then John has a fight in the New York Museum of Hatchets

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