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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 16h
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
5'3" and it already feels like tall women are being tall *at* me. if you tried to comment on my height it would be like trying to give a rabid dog water
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(frantically hitting backspace on my "temper your expectations" response) yeah yeah yeah agreed
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
stargate! he was jack o'neil before richard dean anderson was in the show
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's bravery was so moving we decided to turn it into a fundraiser: store.dftba.com/products/tri...
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Tribute to Ed Sheeran's Bravery Fundraiser for PCRF Tote Bag
Ed Sheeran’s “I am not complicit.” tote bag has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the tote bag. All proceeds from the sale of this tote will be donated directly to Palestine Childre...
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hey will if online trans discourse is distressing to you you can log the fuck off whenever you like
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Delete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this was so good and packed with grammar
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
ok I had to force down a tear with this one reskeeting with alt text
Image of a page in a book with text reading as follows


THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED TO:

Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957. a decade before physicians in England could legally perform an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year-old American on her way to India.

Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fate, he said, "You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life."

Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:

I've done the best I could with my life.

This book is for you.
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
jkr absolutely wanted to do this so there could be merch without the original trio's likenesses on it. they disavowed her hideous politics and so she's trying to deprive them of royalties
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My man looks like he’s got a special surprise in store for Sunnydale High’s graduation.
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm fairly certain i puzzled out what this means and i am u n h a p p y about it
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
they've just made a real version of "walk hard: the dewey cox story" 😭
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lmao someone definitely took his phone away
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you don't even have to be in decent shape, the physical form is almost entirely negotiable! there are gorgeous women out there who legitimately want fat, hairy men who will just be nice and make them laugh!!
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
pointing out this asshole's weasely post about the genocide in gaza
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
screenshotting this so i can append it on to literally every post i make going forward
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The “you just don’t like AI because you don’t understand it” argument is completely demolished whenever I post about this nuance because everyone resoundingly agrees and supports this version. People understand AI. They understand what they don’t like about it. They are not ignorant.
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dogshit sovereign citizen opinion
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
THE LIGHTHOUSE was when i for sure knew he had the juice, and he hasn't let me down since
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A venn diagram about car companies

The three circles are labeled:
1. Founded by antisemitic lunatic
2. Has made cars that were infamously unsafe to drive
3. Founder was coke-up out of his gourd

Ford (Henry Ford) is 1 and 2
Volkswagen (founded indirectly by Hitler) is 1 and 3
DMC (John DeLorean) is 2 and 3
Tesla (Elon Musk) is 1 2 and 3 right in the middle of the venn diagram
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i hate that AI companies have muddied the word "generative" Generative art: procedural art created using a *system of mathematical rules designed intentionally* by the artist. AI-generated: created by automated systems (LLMs) using opaque, extractive processes unknown to both the user and viewer.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/01/2025
PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Jewish Man and Italian man congregate. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." The agreement reads as follows "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." They both sign the agreement. Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind both of them, embraces them warmly and says "ooh yeeah."
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Many areas including NY, WI and MI have extremely poor air quality due to wildfire smoke. While public health agencies advise people to stay indoors and avoid strenuous activity, farm workers are out working in these conditions. 1/
watch duty screenshot showing terrible air quality from the canadian border across much of the northeast and midwest
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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Brooke Pierce @bpie7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
seemingly everyone chotiner interviews: “rip to everyone humiliated by chotiner but i’m different. and better. maybe even better than chotiner.”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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stompanie @stompanie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i'm from metro detroit and motor city pizza co. absolutely makes legit detroit-style, the only complaint i have is that like a criminal you didn't straighten out the pepperonis. they give you exactly 16! a perfectly even 2 per slice!!
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