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Asschapel Roan

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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 12h
the head of T&S blocked me and bunch of other trans people and is probably actively making it harder for our posts to be seen, if you can share i really need help keeping myself alive this month, please venmo @Mercuryal so i can catch up on my late rent i appreciate all your kindness and support 💖🖖🏻
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 12h
The appropriation of the language of liberation is part and parcel of the political project of fascism
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12h
Man that is *not* what socialism is. This is just well-run government.
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 15h
Hey hey hey Can I please have some money for food/groceries I haven’t eaten today and you’d be helping me eat for the first time today
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 23h
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 21h
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 23h
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

it was like that when we got here.

With a doodle of an elephant
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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🏳️‍⚧️Notaloafofbread @cuck.services · 02/10/2026
I got blocked by him because I kept sending an image of a wood chipper on his posts, after his shitty diatribe about how an image of the gas chambers being sent to a trans woman isn’t harassment
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, its so professional that the head of trust and safety is running away from the people trying to tell you they dont trust this site because it isnt safe. Youre a joke. Go get a different job so someone can actually do yours. I can get you in at a housekeeping job. Might be more your style
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 02/10/2026
mumps is such a weird word for a virus like instead it should be “oh yeah she got her heart broken. Bad case of the mumps and the womp-womps”
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♡Haunted Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Danny Trejo, you worthless pendejo and pick me. Mierda y payaso.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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Bunkunin @bunkunin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brazilian government calls for probe into US funding of far-right causes www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10... #Brazil
aljazeera.com
Brazilian government calls for probe into US funding of far-right causes
Report stating that Trump administration directed funds towards right-wing groups comes ahead of presidential election.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
Me on Sept 30 : Me on Oct 1st
prosaic Tilda Swinton from We Need To Talk About Kevin looking drained of her vital essencesecstatic vampire Tilda Swinton from 'Only Lovers Left Alice's, her mouth awash in blood
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raycorrigan.bsky.social @raycorrigan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"events almost got us to armageddon, not caused by “rogue, superintelligent AI”, but by government reliance on error-prone systems that are marketed by their manufacturers as being close to superintelligent." @emilymbender.bsky.social & @timnitgebru.blacksky.app Worry about credulous idiots...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every country on earth:
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 30/09/2026
Chicagoland friends, I have a favor to ask. I have a pro bono client, a Black woman, who is currently facing charges for allegedly pointing a gun at her abusive ex - who admitted to raping her. I would love if there could be a show of support for her at her next few court dates.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 01/10/2026
Allow me to demonstrate the effectiveness of asking AI questions, especially health questions, with the following recent story on futurism.com
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy fans share tactics to bypass AI safeguards in order to reinforce their belief in the medicinal qualities of pee.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 01/10/2026
Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 01/10/2026
it's not illegal to let your patient leave quickly it's not illegal to let someone leave the ER it's not illegal to show them the door she patched up her patient and ushered them to safety, arguably unaware that this person was (allegedly) in formal custody Chloe is a hero and deserves to be free
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracey likes to rub dog shit in his eyes and suck off horses to impress his daddy
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
substack executives gave him a big cash advance to post on the platform
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/08/2023
not October yet and this dog has already won Halloween
a blue eyed Husky with a prosthetic of guts hanging out and the eyestalk creature from John Carpenter's The Thing riding on its back
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 01/10/2026
stella's a great person and you should help stella
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you find yourself saying any of the following: "rampant misandry in online discourse" "well not all men" "im not x if you are going to y" then congrats, you have transcended clownhood. you are the ûr-bozo the godhead of dunces the primordial fool
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jessica is a comrade and she needs us, please dont let her spend the rest of her days on the streets.
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can't believe trust and safety broke multiple site wide functions by blocking 350,000 users. a second time.
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hamchair.bsky.social @hamchair.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We do not, but speaking for myself, if you hand me a torch I’ll burn down whatever you tell me to
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when Cuomo was endorsed by Trump, Stephen Miller, and Elon Musk, and dem consultants tried to act like this didn't mean what it so fucking obviously meant
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Alert Sir Mix A Lot.
Error 503: No healthy backends.
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♡Haunted Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 06/04/2025
"Do not come." Seeking asylum is legal, no matter how hateful the democrats wanted to be towards latinos seeking refuge here in America. Kamala Harris is full of shit and I do not trust liberals who think she was right about anything and are proud of their votes for her. She's a racist + xenophobe.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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SN Désirée Cha @sndesireecha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
next Tuesday’s nightime low will be 35 degrees F. i live in a car. my body can’t effectively thermoregulate due to autoimmune illness & meds. i will die out here. gas is expensive. i’ve been job-hunting for over 15 months. i need housing or i will die. please help. please. V SNDesiree C $SNDesiree
Weather dot com website forecast is 35 degree low on Tuesday 6 October 2026. I will die homeless.
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Larisa Aitch @llarisah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come on, just $400 left to help get Désirée out of her car for a measly month - pls donate if you can and share the hell outta this
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nader has saved more lives with seat belts and consumer protections than every one of your favorite democratic politicians combined
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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Zed @behindthebluemotel.com · 30/09/2026
Us plebs who have to book our own flights and order our own lunches and figure out our own commutes and know the approximate cost of toilet paper already know how to actually do the things AI agents are trying to abstract out
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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 30/09/2026
I've added a new feature to Transit Explorer—the database of the world's fixed-guideway transit systems: The ability to compare cities, side by side, at the same scale. Here, for example, is Washington vs. Chicago, and Singapore vs. London! Play around: www.thetransportpolitic.com/transitexplo...
Transit systems in Washington and Chicago, at the same scale.Transit systems in Singapore and London, at the same scale.
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ian, the Sinferno @kimi.darkestalleygang.lol · 30/09/2026
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET BLOCKED BY A CERTAIN SENSITIVE MOD AND CAUGHT A THREE DAY SUSPENDO INSTEAD @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social it worked too well :(
caught a suspendo for bullying aaron
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I first posted this, I got a bunch of miserable assholes trying to gotcha me that Dario Amodei was the good one, the only moral genAI billionaire.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
get equipped with finally high
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