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Asschapel Roan

@stochasticburrito.bsky.social
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 9h
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 13h
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 8h
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 8h
I'm just sayin, I heard it's busted, this guy's junk
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 9h
It’s so cool that Barrett is the same kind of communist I am and also his arm is a gun
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 9h
Outstanding
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10h
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.

The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.

The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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🎃Bekka, Mistress of the Dark 🎃🍁🏳️‍⚧️ @brattybekka.myatproto.social · 16h
Hello, Today is Canadian Thanksgiving. I'll be spending tonight alone, as I have nothing to cook, and no real way to cook anything substantial, and I am not allowed at the house my kiddo is at. I haven't received any donations in a few days and it's been weeks since GFM has sent anything. Help?
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 15h
I don't think companies realize this yet but going "complete AI game development" isn't giving "the future" it's giving "we're broke." Like y'all just don't want to pay wages.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 21h
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14h
“Trump is a coward who is weaponizing his DOJ to fuel hate and intimidate his opponents with baseless attacks like these, just like he’s doing with Rep. McIver, Lisa Cook, and Tish James,” said Pressley, who is also Black. “We stand with you, Congresswoman Omar.”
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Congresswoman On Ilhan Omar Home Raid: Trump Is A ‘Coward’ Who Targets Black Women
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14h
why would you believe electeds who were pro-defunding policing and have now renounced that position (as "woke 1), when they say they will "abolish ICE?"
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 17h
The raid on Ilhan Omar's home is not an attempt to sway Minnesotan voters. It's a pretext for her arrest (and deportation) and an attempt to simultaneously exacerbate anti-Somali hatred and allow the Trump regime to refuse seating all Democratic victors.
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 17h
Gonna weigh in on the Bad Jacobin Men Read Like This Women Read Like This article: If you are not actively pushing against the cultural forces that would cut you off from potential sources of joy and meaning because of circumstances of your birth or an writer's birth you're ngmi
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 17h
If @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social had shown, in his entire career, even a tenth of the courage and care @ilhanmn.bsky.social shows every single day, I’d have more hope for this party and this country. Instead we have a corporate-padded coward writing mildly worded letters as we drive off a cliff.
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Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social · 17h
Ilhan Omar is easily one of the very bravest people who has ever been in Congress
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 17h
give ilhan omar a gundam
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 18h
10 more days! im gonna try and buy the tattoo machine soon so it arrives by my birthday. any help towards that gift means less ill have to pay myself🖤
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"In the United States, thousands of families—predominantly Latino—have been living confined to their homes for over a year and a half, terrified of being arrested by ICE."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18h
If dem leaders weren't complicit pieces of shit they would have already made strong statements condemning this and supporting her, hours ago.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 18h
"I'm still an activist and a warrior for the people, and I'll continue till I die."
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Indigenous Peoples’ Day: Leonard Peltier on Resistance, New Film & Fighting for Freedom
On Indigenous Peoples’ Day, we feature a conversation with one of the world’s most prominent champions for Indigenous rights, Leonard Peltier. “Indigenous Day is a day that’s been long overdue for any...
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 18h
Tbf the old Italian service technician is a feature
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 20h
Happy indigenous peoples day!
Fuck Christopher Columbus.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19h
happy "fuck Christopher Columbus" day to all who celebrate
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cambria (but spooky) @cambria.bsky.social · 19h
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 19h
The Yugoslavian-American Laborers' Benevolent Association stands in solidarity with the Italian-American Trade Unionists of America in saying, "Fuck Columbus".
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 19h
How sure are we that he isn't just a pirate?
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 20h
Bringing up Kronstadt and Hungary together is weird.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
in retrospect, we really should have given Ilhan Omar that gundam
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 20h
@alexandraerin.com once observed that to trump, words don't mean things, words *do* things it's true of fascists generally. if you ask "what do they mean" you are already misunderstanding. you need to ask "what are they trying to do"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20h
the muslim hate in this country has become policy, but you don’t get 7,000 think pieces about how that makes american muslims feel.
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Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 21h
What was once a gradual slide into autocracy has become something like free-fall. We should all be in the streets. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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US launches immigration raid of Democratic congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, Fox News reports
US authorities conducted a predawn raid Monday on the Washington-area home ​of Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar in ‌a probe of the Somali-born lawmaker's immigration paperwork, Fox News Digital re...
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 22h
Email is for work, bills, and package tracking. I think that's an exhaustive list.
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 22h
So fucking good
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wikizilla.org/wiki/Gamera
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Gamera
For other uses of "Gamera", see the disambiguation page. Gamera (ガメラ,   Gamera) is a giant flying turtle kaiju who first appeared in the 1965 Daiei film Gamera the Giant Monster. In his first on...
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 11/10/2026
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guarantee you this was a preemptive defense against the Ellison failson just immediately fucking nuking the entire archives into oblivion.
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Sara @lotts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#nzpol
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/10/2026
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fair question honestly 💚
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Chérry the Créature🍒 @cherrythecreature.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm so tired of corporations owning everything We need to dismantle them and fund gay places
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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @tankiegirl.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
When liberals speak of "harm reduction," what they really mean is they want the least harm done to them while millions around the world suffer at the hands of US imperialism
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
CONTRACTOR: *not really paying attention* yeah yeah I monetized the eschaton just like you asked
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've never seen this show I guess
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Tina Belcher's Twerk Dance
ALT: Tina Belcher's Twerk Dance
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
If Mamdani is unable to prevent NYPD from participating in white supremacist terrorism, let him communicate that fact. But demanding that the marginalized people that elected him respect the police while they kill them is unacceptable.
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Asschapel Roan @stochasticburrito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Excellent
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