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Dracula's Proctologist

@admiralron.bsky.social
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 4h
Sluggo you have to stope. you smoke too tuff. your swag too different
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 6h
the children yearn for the WoW gold farms
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 14h
just thought of a really funny joke: pokemon go to the polls no has said this one before right? bc i just came up with it
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 15/12/2025
over at @theatlantic.com, they let me write about how Heat is just a regular-type romance movie. here’s a guest link www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
'THE SUN RISES AND SETS WITH HER, MAN'
The director Michael Mann isn't thought of as a romantic but the men of Heat, which turns 30 today, are fueled by their relationships.
By Jesse Raub

included is an illustration of characters from Heat
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when you're an adult you can have two (2) spaghetti meals in one day and they can't stop you
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 02/10/2026
THE WAIT IS OVER. The 2026-27 Season Schedule is here in the thread below! 🗓️ thepwhl.com/en/schedule (1/4)
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 01/10/2026
One more afternoon bump for these pieces from yesterday. I landed around 800 words for each, but with practice I think I can get them to 500. Together we can invent recaps that are less, well, recappy.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No worries guys stop dooming
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grave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 01/10/2026
can’t imagine why people don’t want to visit the police state run by pedophiles with the unaccountable death squad whose job it is to harass and harm visitors
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the fact the democrat is within 3 points in a +22 R district is wild lol
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look it's nice to break tradition and try something new, but if your game features keyboard controls and a jump function and you do not default jump to the space bar then you are a savage
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
May the White Sox slay the Cleveland pig dogs
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in addition to the start of spooky season, it's also the prc's birthday so everyone say "happy birthday, china"
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
This freak has always wanted it both ways. His only coherent argument has always been “you shouldn’t be allowed to yell at me”
Utah's Lt. Gov. Cox Defends Comparing Abortion to Slavery After Backlash: "I Continue to Be
Unapologetically Pro-
Life'
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
two things: 1) Rona is once again painfully relatable 2) Starting to think these are stealth ads for Carrabba's Italian Grill and I don't care actually? Hell, I could eat some pasta right now
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gonna mess around this month and get haunted. this bitch getting a poltergeist. this honky be possessed
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
it is once again 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝐤𝐲 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new halloween name dropped
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Malkin goal! Folks Unc. still. got. it.
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you find yourself saying any of the following: "rampant misandry in online discourse" "well not all men" "im not x if you are going to y" then congrats, you have transcended clownhood. you are the ûr-bozo the godhead of dunces the primordial fool
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"rampant misandry" dawg shut the fuck up lmao
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the Gen X need to be unique is so funny like dude I went to elementary school in the early 00s and they were still showing these PSAs
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💛🤍Spooky Ray😈💜🖤 @raysmb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
It’s because Mormonism, despite being a “global church,” is a reflection of the American zeitgeist, and that is well represented in sucking up to corporations and demonizing the left
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I think of heels in sport, I think of the toronto maple leafs who have been the laughing stock of the league for over a decade
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
babe wake up it's time for the weekly "this site is busted because someone must have pushed an update with more vibe code"
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Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like how the fans looking sad is real footage but the fans screaming with excitement are AI generated
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
realized that, as a comissioner, I have been neglecting my fantasy hockey league's history. to rectify this, I am introducing weekly awards
a list weekly player and team awards for fantasy hockey. text in all caps: THE KIRKTASTROPHE: [PLAYER WHO SCORED THE LEAST POINTS]

THE GLASS BONES AWARD: [PLAYER(S) INJURED DURING GAMES]

THE BAD GOALIE MERCHANT: [TEAM THAT SCORED THE MOST POINTS]

THE DAMN BITCH YOU SCORE LIKE THIS?: [TEAM THAT SCORED THE LEAST POINTS]

THE YZERPLANNER: [TEAM WHO USED THE WAIVER WIRE THE MOST]

THE NATHAN THUGKINNON: [PLAYER WITH THE MOST PENALTY MINUTES]

THE BIG COCK CROSBY: [PLAYER WHO SCORED THE MOST POINTS]

THE "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT": [TEAM THAT SCORED THE LEAST POINTS IN A WIN]
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The AL West is the make a wish division. I will not elaborate
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vamos brewers beat those vile Cubs (padres have no chance)
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RadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your slop use will never be "personal" because whatever instructions you give the slop machine and whatever outputs is excretes will be fed back in to the slop machines to make them worse.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go brewers i guess. idk I think we should call this season a mulligan and do it over again but this time the blue jays don't suck
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swan boy inadvertently begging the question of whether they were dog dogs or humanoid dogs like rona. the goofy-pluto dichotomy but for fuckin
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
today off to such a cool start. I love horrors beyond human comprehension
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll be honest, guys like Michael Tracey should be spunted for hort on a safari
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the trump admin saw diesel about to hit $10/gal and pulled out a lie that gullible morons are buying
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
friendly reminder that little to none of the democrats have said a single word about prosecutions :)
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when I'm in a "post the most heinous thing you've ever seen" contest and my opponents are a statue pfp and a john brown pfp:
kobayashi's film harakiri poster
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we need a registry for john brown avatars
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Dracula's Proctologist @admiralron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
roastbeef from
achewood disgusted. text bubble "oh man that is mega nasty that is dog shit"
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