Reposted by StewartCatbus @catbus.phd · 12hdon't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit 121356296
Reposted by StewartNormal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Gen Z don't know how to live in the moment. In my day, we'd go to warehouse parties. In freakin' Brooklyn. We had blogs. Open mics. Greenpoint. And yeah, we would get our hearts broken. By Adam. By Marnie. Even by Shosh .. (it is increasingly clear i am remembering HBO's Girls) Ah .. nevertheless, 0255
Reposted by StewartIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 13873121750
Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026oh what the hell, I'll treat myself, get my Italian police records 000
Reposted by StewartCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was wrong. It’s happening 222038241
Reposted by StewartHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138125872812
Reposted by StewartEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no 57120
Reposted by StewartJack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They wouldn't be able to make a proper new Star Wars film these days anyway. Because of Snoke. 2594
Reposted by StewartBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Damn right I’m pro LGBT Lasagne, Garlic Bread, Tiramisu 09615
Reposted by StewartStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro” 552617596
Reposted by StewartDan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now, 324846
Reposted by Stewartex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally everyone will tell you that. 1594733326
Reposted by StewartCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026personally i think george IV was better before he became king, but that could just be regency bias 310021
Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A local newspaper did some school photos and at the bottom of the page where you can buy prints it has other photos you might like @apiln.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Stewartreni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold 5446130
Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This was a really fun day and it has led to a great article 040
Reposted by StewartJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026'What do these experiments involve, exactly? “Basically,” @stewmh.bsky.social explains in the manner of a man who is trying not to forget he’s got an English literature grad on his hands, “throwing stuff at other stuff and seeing what flies off.”' My big day out at the particle accelerator.jonn.substack.comI’ve been to see a particle acceleratorThey didn’t let me have a go, the spoilsports. 108312
Reposted by StewartKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not for the first time, I'm struck that Thomas Aquinas was wasted as a theologian and should have been a trad game designer. This was prompting by seeing he defined 5 sub-classes to Gluttony. 613720
Reposted by StewartJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My uncultured brain saw the EastEnders opening credits here 5755
Reposted by StewartPaul Frame @paulframe85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Deleting apps cos I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (come back from wartime service for the Circus in Germany, marry the lovely Ann, get rejected by her and eventually find that her cousin is a Soviet Mole). 0163
Reposted by StewartJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every now and then, if I ever begin to doubt myself, I remember that wrote the bike from Akira into an episode of Hey Duggee and I feel okay again. 58111
Reposted by StewartAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72544499
Reposted by StewartAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When my brow pencil makes a good point. 1750457
Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Now listen carefully Hennimore, it's our first day running the library. One adult reader wants Ian McEwan's The Cement Garden, while the other is a child who wants to read Bob Graham's The Concrete Garden. I'm sure you can get the right book to the right person 020
Reposted by Stewartlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness 1271555131
Reposted by StewartNormal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm the guy at Anthropic in charge of the big red Recursive Super-Intelligence button. Whenever the office needs livening up, I pretend I'm about to drop it, or put my coffee mug down on it, to a chorus of screams. Dario Amodei can't fire me due to Bayesian priors 08521
Reposted by StewartStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Old sci-fi is funny because it's like "Jimmy Space had just returned from a 50,000-light-year weekend trip to another planet. He curtly nodded to his secretary, who was writing something on her typewriter. She informed him the telegraph machine was broken as a 1950s era female subordinate should." 3856565
Reposted by StewartNereide @drnereide.bsky.social · 14/09/202614 September 2015 went down in #history. That is, in fact, the day the #LIGO researchers first detected a #gravitationalwave signal, formally named #GW150914. journals.aps.org/prl/abstract... #cosmology #histsci #blackholes 🔭 🧪 ⚛️ 27624
Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Subtweet: just seen another mention of data centres being water hungry in a UK context. This from @rowlandmanthorpe.bsky.social puts data centre water usage at 0.2% of non-household consumption (so less than 0.1% overall). rowlandmanthorpe.substack.com/p/data-centr...rowlandmanthorpe.substack.comData centres don't use that much waterSo why did people think they do? 000
Reposted by StewartDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Starting my new job tomorrow at the Anthropic Safety & Alignment Team. I'm going to be "head of making sure all the probabilities of scenarios add up to 1". tbh I'm already sensing some animosity in the company chat, almost like some people don't want me to be there. 613725
Reposted by Stewartmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142237645
Reposted by Stewarthoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl 14639224
Reposted by StewartJo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Little Brazilian girl realising that I spoke a different language. Asked her friend, in Portuguese: “Can he understand me when I speak normally?” “No” “Can he see me?” 926330
Reposted by StewartTerence Tao @teorth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A group of 25 Fields Medalists, including myself, have made a joint declaration on Math and AI: mathandai.org . We welcome additional signatories. See also this article in the Economist announcing the declaration: www.economist.com/science-and-...mathandai.orgDeclaration — Math and AIRead the declaration and add your name. 422052926
Reposted by StewartJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255421125
Reposted by StewartMatthew Wright 👨🏼🦼 @mcmwright.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pleased to announce the launch of my new snooker-equipment podcast: The Rest is a Spider 052