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Stew Elliott

@stewcelliott.bsky.social
566 followers 1.5K following 2.6K posts

British / Irish. Software engineer, amateur photographer, urbanism dilettante. 🔶 (he/him)

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 7h
taps sign again
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 6h
This is horrifying and exactly what a lot of us have been warning against for years. So fucking frustrating. We could have had better—politically, technologically, socially, and economically. We need far better leadership in all fields, at all levels.
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 1h
Incredible quotes in this article www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Staffordshire residents call for cull of Tean school's 60ft trees
Residents in a Staffordshire Moorlands village say the towering trees "block out the sky".
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 4h
Why do so many big wigs in the creative industry hate the very concept of creativity? (Rhetorical question, it's because creatives expect to be paid and treated fairly, obviously)
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 11h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 29/09/2026
Realities of Labour conference: you're attempting to listen to a Refugee Council-hosted panel on Labour's approach to asylum and it's drowned out by Steve Bray yammering on a microphone just outside the secure zone, to the Game of Thrones theme music.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*gritted teeth* For God's sake, someone free Star Trek from Paramount
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A photograph of a peacock against an out of focus green bokeh background with dozens of light spots.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14.15.8 PATCH NOTES: fixed tourist infinite money glitch
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ro Laren can't wear her earring but if you're a lizard you can bare-butt around the ship
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tim Shipman Lucky the Bar for "Worst Shipman" Is Very High
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Personally, I’d rather have healthy kids than mollycoddled millionaires
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glastonbury has always had terrible fantasy art of the Tor. But at least that was made by humans terrible fantasy art.
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The finale of #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds was...fine. Better than last year's but not particularly memorable. I find the obvious backdoor pilot to be grating and hate it when the crew being dumb and superhumanly unobservant is load bearing to the plot.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love to pay for Lightroom, where I pay 2/3rds of what once would have been the one-off cost on a recurring basis to rent the privilege of using a slow and unstable application from Adobe who, instead of fixing these issues, just crams more generative AI features into an already bloated program
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For example, I have a friend who has been known to make a half a dozen restaurant reservations for a single night so he can then pick later which to use. This is obviously psychotic behaviour but AI agents will start doing it for loads of people automatically
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, because it helps you avoid being a mark and to place accountability in people making these tools. Hope that helps.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of things make me feel kind of dumb, including how to take at face value the logic of “we are a multibillion dollar transnational industry building a vengeful elder god, and we definitely won’t stop unless you regulate us the way we want, which is a secret.”
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Max Templer @maxtempler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People are desperate to have a take on everything. The simple answer (someone committing multiple crimes and filming it should be arrested) is boring and won't get me attention for saying, therefore the opposite (we should allow him to continue his crime spree) must be the right answer.
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘This is playing into his hands’/‘this will allow him to play the martyr card’/‘this will help with his fundraising’ are all really bad takes. Criminals should be arrested and charged with crimes.
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Cllr Ed Lamb @edwardlamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an excellent way to frame driverless cars
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The CEO of British Airways should be in prison for this. I'm not even joking.
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Adam Driver, in some distress, pointing and shouting "every day I wake up and someone has produced a more sophisticated update of the 1701 than Paramount".
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/09/2026
He has never once looked at Vance like this.
Trump grinning at Mamdani. Trump with Mamdani looking actually happy. Probably just a fluke photoTrump grinning at Mamdani. Trump grinning at Mamdani.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People talk about sick burns and smackdowns and all the rest. But man, Mamdani's biggest flex and power move has always been Trump's docile and friendly-puppy-like behavior in Mamdani's presence. Like EVERY TIME. It's like someone flips an electrode in Trump's brain and puts him into docile mode.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thousands of university jobs lost too, and barely a peep either.
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm convinced you're all just pretending to like pumpkin because of the seasonal cultural chokehold it has over September and October.
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Bread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the reality. Hospital parking charges get a huge amount of attention & ire but provision of parking isn't free &, if it's free at the point of use, that's funding that isn't going into care. Ensuring there are non-driving alternatives is cheaper, has wider advantages & is far more equitable.
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Will cycles slower than you 🇿🇦🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️ @williamnb.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
One for all those BuT hOsPiTaL pArKiNg ShOuLd Be FrEe people: the free parking at this hospital removed £10 million from being spent on patient care.
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sianushka.bsky.social @sianushka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Asylum seeking people don’t have the freedom to work, they don’t even have the freedom to shop using cash or choose where to shop, in temp accommodation they don’t have the freedom to cook or choose their own food - honestly this headline is batshit
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*What* is with all the photography YouTube channels using AI generated thumbnails now? You are *literally* a photographer, you already get free photos!
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Real Gaz on a proper bike: gazza_d@toot.bike @gazza-d.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The family make the mile and a half journey by car" This is why our roads are so congested and knackered.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good news story
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You ever stop and think how much Energy Transition we could’ve bought with the capital allocated to AI
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) on twitter: "Me in high school: Why am I spending an hour a day learning about a subject that won't help me in real life?

Me now: Oh boy a new episode of my podcast about dolphin social hierarchies"
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite is when people who have no experience of a thing think they can talk all day about a thing. If you don't have ADHD, then how do you "know" it's over-diagnosed? If you don't need SSRIs, then how do you "know" others don't need them? This is literally basic empathy.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
very very basic calculation: do you want to save people or do you want to Always Be Right
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm fully entering my flannel-shirted, twirly moustachioed and beanie-hatted street photography era so I've had an order in with Jessops since early August for a Fujifilm X100VI. These things are like gold dust so I was expecting it to take a while to fulfill, but it's now late September.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is genuinely fascinating about this is in general the answers are not true. The “Gails = Lib Dems” thing is not true! A thing called “matcha” is available wherever there’s a Greggs!
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