Reposted by Steven PerkinsSarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 3hWould love to write a book for children but I don’t think I have what it takes to be an actor. 68016
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 3hOh yeah, we were getting flooring delivered once and I had to pay a significant sum to guarantee delivery on a certain day. They didn’t turn up and were like “oh, it’s fine, we’ll just come tomorrow” - when I had to leave at 11:30 to catch a train! 010
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 4hI hate this. The amount of times I get a “it’s coming today” notification at 11am when I’m already in the office, and I try to change it to “leave with a neighbour” and it goes “sorry, it’s too late for that! ☺️” 100
Reposted by Steven Perkinspaul @ptfen.bsky.social · 4hin a rational world, the second paragraph here would be about how Dave was dismissed, and development was focussed on expanding the platform's robustness and capacity for 4K content, but here we are 142
Reposted by Steven PerkinsMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 17hJust ate one piece of broccolus 915354
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 5hjust learned on a podcast that Richard Nixon’s Senate campaign in 1950 invented an organisation called “the Communist League of Negro Women” that allegedly endorsed his opponent (Helen Gahagan Douglas) because this was the perfect combination of words to terrify white homeowners into supporting him 111
Reposted by Steven PerkinsScuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃 @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 6hThis must be that age of national renewal we were promised. 001
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 6hI was going to say I think it’s nice that The Guardian is letting three-year-olds get a foot in the door at editorial cartooning, but I think three-year-olds are more politically switched on than this 010
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 7hAbsolutely incredible to use “these kids are spoiled” as a defence of the parents, like who exactly is supposed to have done the spoiling here 0173
Reposted by Steven PerkinsSpooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 15hACARS Drama you made it to TMZtmz.comAmerican Airlines Passenger Allegedly Put Her Legs Against Window As She Masturbated11:57 AM PT -- TMZ has obtained video of the incident. 132
Reposted by Steven PerkinsStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I get the appeal of nostalgia, I really do, but I find it specifically funny to get a leaflet from Reform's candidate talking about how when he was in the Met 31 years ago, he would never have dreamed of lawlessness like the kind we now see in Kings Cross. 4629234
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 18h(I kid, I kid, I just couldn’t resist doing the meme) 020
Reposted by Steven PerkinsKevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 19hWell done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly. 391212247
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 19h“Sure, I can name 16 iconic figures from history. Wait, whaddaya mean I don’t get to choose which ones?” 000
Reposted by Steven Perkinsrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20hgregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 363287749
Reposted by Steven PerkinsLynne! the Frog (Comms Open) @lynnearts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Keeping it in one post. 839447
Reposted by Steven Perkinsrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a little louder for the cheap seats in the back 3254611878
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 23hsorry, which part of this is meant to back up your incorrect assertion from before 120
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 23hchatbots absolutely did exist decades ago, what are you talking about 100
Reposted by Steven PerkinsOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Almost forgot: happy That Tom Hollander Interview Day to all who celebrate 1339885
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Agreed, I’ve always been more of a Take a Break man myself 010
Reposted by Steven Perkinsthe pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There's some excellent "hoist them by their own petard" writing in this article but 1102
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026everyone re-arguing the result of 2022 in the chat in the meantime 100
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026just had an invite to “The AI Movie Awards” 🫠 000
Reposted by Steven PerkinsJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 07/10/2026something very funny about the Bayeux Tapestry getting 5 stars after 940 years, as if Bishop Odo of Bayeux has been sat at home all this time waiting for the review, absolutely raging - "I gave that Guardian journalist a press comp on OPENING NIGHT for god's sake" 1517149
Reposted by Steven PerkinsHandy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hemingway eat your heart out 232769657
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“I’m politically homeless!!!!” (*joins the Tories*) 1344
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wait, am I supposed to cancel all my plans so that I can binge all 6 episodes of Channel 4’s ‘devastating’ crime drama, or am I being warned to cancel any plans I may have been making to binge all 6 episodes of Channel 4’s ‘devastating’ crime drama 160
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thanks for the warning, I’ll be sure not to go anywhere near this obviously unhinged podcast 030
Reposted by Steven PerkinsVOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Labour were running a van round my constituency on by-election day telling voters the Greens were going to sell all our children into sex work for drugs 114929
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026woman on the train doing a call on loudspeaker, constantly moving her phone from her mouth to her ear and back again so she can both speak and listen, creating a problem for herself that was solved by the design of modern telephones about a century ago 0100
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026stood back to let people off the tube before I got on and some absolute choad behind me tried to walk around me and board the train ffs I am not a violent man but elbows were thrown 180
Reposted by Steven PerkinsAndrew Nguyen @anguyen8796.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Even though this is confirming the reports, it still sucks to see a public broadcaster like ČT effectively be gutted by the country’s government and the ongoing attacks on public broadcasting. If the EBU’s over-arching goal is to be there for public broadcasters…they failed ČT miserably #Eurovision 011
Reposted by Steven Perkinsgav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026'tony blair worried greens are ruining things for palestinians' is an onion headline 210211
Reposted by Steven PerkinsAnarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 07/10/2026It's been kind of interesting watching the billionaire class decide that they don't need to provide bread or circuses any more. I mean, I'd rather not be one of the ones who needs both bread and circuses in this situation, but, still. 29223
Reposted by Steven PerkinsStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?” 6756991230
Reposted by Steven PerkinsSpooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jeffrey Archer, yesterday evening: 0102
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve got a bad back at the moment and the sofa was *agony* 110
Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Everyman Cinemas are so weird, guys I just want to see a film I don’t want a three course meal 240
Reposted by Steven PerkinsHowlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026oh look, it's Fedward 21791145