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Janet Lynn 🐕

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basically a lung in a drawer

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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
michael mann's manhunter makes me want to hurl myself through a window in slow motion (complimentary)
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just got a too good to go bag from greggs, this is THE MOST FOOD i have ever had for a mere £2.99
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
off to see manhunter at the cinema tonight. as a diehard hannibal girlie, it's going to be SO WEIRD seeing, like, a white jack crawford, a male freddie lounds, etc etc
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
okay, but, like, is ti west massively in debt to someone? i just don't understand how you'd go from the x trilogy to ebenezer without devastating blackmail material being involved somehow
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
things have been a bit 🫠 of late, but i've finally started to tidy my room so i can at least feel in control of one thing, AND YET, now that i can see large swathes of floor again, *now* i have lost one of my slippers??? where the fuck has it actually gone?
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp anytime someone looks at him #CelebrityTraitors
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don't think anyone has ever enjoyed their time on taskmaster as much as dave fane, and the task writers for tmnz are cooking with GAS this season!
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we have just discovered that nottingham has caves and now we're FUMING that we didn't know this two weeks ago
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay, episode 9 of season 4 of #TedLasso, you win
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i basically listen to nothing except taylor swift, orville peck, and the history of sound soundtrack, so i have *almost* never heard choosin' texas, except i believe it was on the radio one time back when i had a job ✌🏻
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it feels like there comes a point in every drama series where i get ABSOLUTELY SICK of a white boy's shit, and it's to dominic west's credit that i made it to season 5 of #TheWire before it kicked in
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyway if you've never seen dog day afternoon, it absolutely SLAPS, and also the real life lore surrounding it is just as great as the film itself
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
babe wake up, new irritatingly catchy taskmaster song just dropped #OneTwoThree #TimeToMakeSteam #IfYouDont
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hot damn the new resident evil movie is a hoot, austin abrams has a helluva scream on him, more of this pls
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a serious question, has aidan gillen *ever* played a trustworthy character ever in his entire life?
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL 🤮🧙‍♀️
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
said it. meant it. stand by it.
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
embarrassing when you're marshalling at parkrun, and your dog is being such a little cunt that you have to beg one of the runners to please take the dog and deliver her to your sister (luckily we have enough buddies that it wasn't *too* hard to find someone) 😅
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am driving my sister to nottingham today and it's like over 100 miles away, did you know about this?
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went to the Eras Tour three times, and yet the whitest thing I have ever seen in my life is Tommy Carcetti trying to bop to gospel music #TheWire #SometimesItsAStraightUpComedy
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i made a pop culture prediction, and then i got SPOILED, but the spoiler did reveal that my prediction was CORRECT, so i guess i will take it 👍🏻👍🏻
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when detective salinger's gun went missing in southland, they got it back within the episode. when officer dozerman's gun went missing in the wire, it was eventually returned after six episodes. i am over ten hours into disco elysium and i don't even know my name, let alone the whereabouts of my gun
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y'know what, i *am* going to book whisper of the heart at the cinema this weekend, because if there's one thing i desperately want, it is apparently to have take me home country roads stuck in my head until christmas
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
couldn't stop thinking it, had to make it
An actor onstage at the Globe is wearing a bear onesie. Jason Mantzoukas, wielding binoculars, has been super-imposed onto this image with the caption "Bear's a straight perv"
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
- yes! - yes! - so close! - ... maybe!
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my hopes for the emmys are basically: - widow's bay sweep - matthew rhys outstanding actor double - the pitt boys split the vote so carlos manuel vesga can take outstanding supporting actor - that everyone has a nice time
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they should run cats like a gong show; the running time would be greatly improved by skipping ahead to the bangers, and frankly it's not going to change the outcome any, we're all just here for grizabella's tight five #IntervalTweets
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, you cannot take Roland Pryzbylewski *anywhere* #TheWire
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
latest entry in "we named the character without checking if there's already a well-known person with the name": i am binging the beast in me before the emmys, and these bitches didn't realise that the name martin jarvis is already spoken for
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i am getting too old for double-show days at the best theatre in the world 😭
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
always fun when that bear onesie from season 19 (series, jason) of taskmaster pops up in another context, love the little mantzoukas in my head interrupting proceedings with "bear's a straight perv" #IntervalTweets
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
can't wait for it to get actually cold, i haven't worn my hair down since june and even claw clips can only mitigate a three-month headache so far
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mawaan Rizwan and George Fouracres, together on stage, what a DELIGHTFUL choice! (I don't know if Rob Hastie is ready for these energies to combine...)
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
also can we please appreciate that omar was a greek mythology kid, a truly relatable king #TheWire
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i enjoy that the cast member of #TheWire that now tv chooses to highlight is michael b jordan, i hope that it works and that people are lured in by that, because that would be funny to me
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
not to be all twenty years behind the times, but what the fuck do you MEAN chris bauer was only 36 years old when he started playing frank sobotka? #TheWire
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i bought this cushion for my sister, and the dog has never been more certain IN HER LIFE that it must be for her
A cute cushion shaped like a dog skeleton
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm only in the mood for gritty cop shows at the moment, but interview with the vampire is leaving netflix this week so i've really been making an effort, and i was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT that the théâtre des vampires was worth holding out for
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm not entirely up on why it takes more than a week to do the entirety of the emmys (i'm new to caring about tv awards), but it's definitely shaping up to be a good week so far for people who are overinvested in widow's bay's success
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wasn't expecting to be indoctrinated into a david correos-based religion today, but i'm pretty okay with it actually 🙏🏻
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i worked SO HARD to watch new zealand spy by all manner of methods, and it's apparently just sitting on now tv, waiting to be legally streamed
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
do i need to see practical magic if the main reason i'm interested in seeing practical magic 2 on the big screen is the opportunity to spend some time watching lifesize lee pace?
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
remember when we all declared that the wire was the best television show of all time, and then we all realised that dominic west is just a very silly very posh english boy (complimentary)
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BITCH, THAT IS *NOT* THE ORANGE TREE THEATRE #TedLasso
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well FINALLY we have the cast for TMNZ S7, and an airdate! I do have... opinions, tho, on the choices that have been made
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
A promotional image for DuckTales, featuring the main cast in and around a boxy-looking vehicle being driven by Launchpad (only Donald, clinging to the roof, looks appropriately stressed)
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
our garden has three tiers, and due to a lot of brambles, only the upper tier has been accessible to us for months. i've got time so thought it might be nice to clear it out a bit, but now i have to break it to my family that we have completely lost the two lower tiers to GRAPES, of all things
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
a genre of photograph oft shared within our family is "the dog is sitting outside your closed room and would really like to be granted access"
The most beautiful medium brown dog in the world is lying outside a closed door and looking hopefulThe most beautiful medium brown dog in the world is lying outside a closed door, at which she is staring intently
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
delighted to report that my bedroom window was WIDE OPEN while we had an entire summer's worth of rain and hail in twenty minutes, i've been meaning to run a damp cloth over my desk anyway
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Janet Lynn 🐕 @fuunsaiki.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
once again i am begging creatives to run their character name ideas through google before committing to anything, how am i supposed to take officer ben sherman at all seriously #southland
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