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Steven Kast

@stevenkast.com
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Software engineer and internet hooligan Get your own stuff 3d printed -> malachitelabs.com 3D graphics+printing, electrification, lighting, and UX :) 🌲🌊🌫️🍑🎛️🖊️ 📍the tunnels under Lake Erie

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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 28/09/2026
This is just so funny at this point
Two article headlines next to each other. 

CNBC, 18 hrs ago, Oil prices rise as Trump rejects Iranian proposal to reopen Strait of Hormuz. 

Investing.com, 17 hrs ago, Oil cuts gains, Trump reportedly ready to ease Iran sanctions for nuclear...
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Aaron Becker @aaronjbecker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lake Erie turned toward autumn in a single week. Every hour of its surface currents, 16 to 23 September 2026, colored by water temperature: the surface lost about 6°F in seven days. Data: NOAA Great Lakes Operational Forecast System (model) #LakeErie #GreatLakes #dataviz
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 11/09/2026
I thought it was a good choice
Excellent — the data path works! Time for the definitive long wall of text copypasta. Sending the classic "Gorilla Warfare" Navy Seal copypasta straight to /dev/usb/lp4:

API Error: Output blocked by content filtering policy
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Grace @gracekind.net · 08/09/2026
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to
take turns Imao
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 30/08/2026
It’s so quiet!
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 09/08/2026
It’s really bumming me out how everyday the weather says it’s going to rain and then it never comes
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 05/08/2026
I’ve been using it for a few years now and it just keeps getting better!
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 02/08/2026
So Max Miller is my rep and went to the same school as me. The guy is the definition of a red flag. Total abuser mindset
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
say what you like, gravity batteries have potential
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 21/07/2026
Hard crashes today: 1
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it's me 🫠 @thayet.net · 11/07/2026
every codebase I've worked adjacent to had vast swaths of code no one could understand or debug. the older or the more hands the more likely there was black magic you just had to hope never had to be touched. this is a running SWE joke for decades! the situation has gotten way, way better.
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 11/07/2026
I can't wait until we can start sports betting on our own medical test results
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Xanthe van Lambtonworm 🐉️🎃️ @satyrs.eu · 11/07/2026
I think anyone who describes copying as theft should be legally required to disclose whether they ever made a “lol i just right-clicked and saved your NFT” joke
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Nathan Knowler @knowler.dev · 26/06/2026
Nothing gets me out of bed in the morning like the sound of the garbage truck coming down the alley and I haven’t taken the bins out.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 22/06/2026
please enjoy this hand-crafted image
The "1984 calendar meme" except it's "I want to buy a steam machine" and the calendar reads January 1698, when Thomas Savery sold a steam powered water pump for the first time.
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 22/06/2026
I guess I have a higher tolerance for letting them cook. Though I don’t have a history with Hammer and I understand why people are mad. S&box still spawned from Source 2, it’s just rebelling against its parents. (For better or worse)
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 22/06/2026
What do you think is the worst thing they removed?
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 22/06/2026
Wasn’t expecting to see s&box on there
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NoQuarter Software @noquartersoft.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy 30th birthday, Quake, you really are the Genghis Khan of video games
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 21/06/2026
I feel this like this was the original pitch for AI in general. Having the some of the least trustworthy people running these AI companies is ruining it for everyone. “Automate the boring stuff”
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You. Citizen. Clean up this reflecting pool.
Combine police officer from half life 2
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 18/06/2026
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Google AI says fuck what you really want, here is a product to buy.

I searched "wall cloud" and it replaced it with "cloud wall"
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 16/06/2026
“Maybe I inspired him”
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 15/06/2026
I wish we had more frame rate stats in the browser.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 08/06/2026
Subsurface scattering in action!
Screenshot demonstrating subsurface scattering of the skin on the ears of the playermodel. Real-time ear glow
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 01/06/2026
Put your money where your mouth is and stick your dick in the data
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 27/05/2026
What the floaters in my eyes feel like (amazing thread btw)
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hotels that stop breakfast at 9am are really overestimating me.
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 22/05/2026
Mfw the safeties off
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Yining Karl Li @yiningkarlli.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm a little late to the party on this one since it's from January, but I just read this great blog post by Jure Triglav walking through implementing surfel-based global illumination. It's got a bunch of really cool interactive toys/visualizers! juretriglav.si/surfel-based...
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Tom E. @flyingthread.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Came across a very thin lightshaft while on a walk. Absolutely love the caustics above and below the water surface.
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 18/05/2026
I think I could look at splats all day
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is what peak masculinity USED to look like. Society is so broken now
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 15/05/2026
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Just incredible things from the VLC folks
DOWNI
ILLION
VLC
Robert Evans (the Only Rober... • 1d after days of grifters and con men at
CES we stumbled upon the booth for
VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them l'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said
"keep doing that"
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 15/05/2026
Isn’t that kinda how these rectangular cans work? It looks like it mixed up the types of cans lol
Rectangle can
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
did they make miss cigarettes real
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/05/2026
when i quit my corporate job, i lost a multigenerational social space (ie, the office, events). joining a local ceramics studio has filled a need of mine where i can make things and be with people of all ages and backgrounds. i recommend finding this if you feel lost and lonely among a sea of people
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 04/05/2026
Farm to table computing
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Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This building is a caterpillar contemplating its next move
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 01/05/2026
Hell yeah! I love the honest web
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Smitner @smitner.studio · 30/04/2026
People keep telling me that my door is broken, looks normal to me.
A normal door
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Steven Kast @stevenkast.com · 01/05/2026
I’ve been having so much fun with the editor why are people like this :(
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