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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️

@satyrs.eu
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«Θεοὶ μέν τισι μόνον μῦθός εἰσ’· σὺν δὲ τίσιν ἐχόρευον;» Time-travelling cyber-hippie satyr Hermaphrodite from 1969 BCE. 22 in human years (occasionally risqué). More at satyrs.eu All posts CC0 public domain, because information wants to be free!

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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 6h
You know, given Istanbul and Singapore, it’s kinda surprising that Gibraltar isn’t a megacity
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 6h
It always fucks with me that Istanbul city centre looks the same as Istanbul does zoomed out on a map. It’s the world’s only fractal city
Istanbul zoomed outIstanbul zoomed in
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kit 🇱🇮 after dark @kitto.nekoweb.org · 6h
Perhaps even further back it was too much
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 6h
this is embarrassing but i still don’t really get why old buildings and things become underground over time. like where’s all the dirt coming from
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 7h
disturbed to learn how many people i am following apparently have the “trending topics” doohickey set to be visible instead of immediately turning it off the second they made their account
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 12h
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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var3 @varvarvar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fox Day :) pen and ink
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RTF-M @rtf-m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Compilation of the Monster Drink Commissions from last year! #transformation #monster #tftg #ftm #muscle #growth #dragon #kitsune #hydra #brute
Compilation of transformation sequences. A female anthro gator transforming into a muscular, male multilimbed dragontaur with two dicks. Woman in a pink dress transforminginto a giant three-headed male kitsune with hyper proportioned genitals. Blue slime shark anthro transforming into a larger more brutish hydra version of herself. Female snow leopard anthro transforming into a red scaled male dragon anthro. Woman with rabbit ears transforming into a large, male anthro hydra rabbit dragon with angel wings and hyper denitals.
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tvanl @tvanl.bsky.social · 9h
Improved
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 8h
I made a thing
Clay figurine of a long tailed weasel. Clay figurine of a long tailed weasel. Clay figurine of a long tailed weasel.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 8h
An adorable raccoon.
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 10h
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 7h
will it surprise you to learn that The Matrix (1999) is a very good film
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 13h
I think once HS2 is complete it’ll be like Crossrail, where everyone forgets how much of a mess its construction was at the time and we all go “wow, what a wonderful, beautiful, top-class bit of railway infrastructure”
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john vining @johnvining.bsky.social · 13h
dispatches from the old internet
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 13h
Men/women/folx only want one thing and it's 70+ mutations and dozens of cybernetic implants
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 13h
Finally updated the fursona page on my website for the new lore and design :-) satyrs.eu/furry/
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The Otter’s Holt
or, “Xanthe describes their fursonæ to you in prose, because they can’t draw”
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 14h
“why are you trans? (Wrong answers only)” I may have gotten a little side-tracked on my holiday to Turkey and stepped into the Spring That Makes You Trans en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmaci...
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Salmacis (fountain) - Wikipedia
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August the Dodecalope @ Ringoid Labs @ringoidlabs.com · 09/09/2026
Some mages get to cast two spells in a turn; sometimes this is just inherent to the character.
An anthro chimera (one goat head, one lioness) in a gown holds her hands up, one with a fiery aura, the other one icy. Her snake-headed tail looks on. A Final Fantasy-styled finger and "2x Magic" command sit nearby.
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jslaker.net @jslaker.net · 20/09/2026
me: robot, find me some interesting places to shoot photos today. maybe old mill towns with interesting industrial architecture. robot: sure, start in this town with nothing in it then take this highway where you will pass an abandoned space telescope and continue on to-- me: hol up
a blue Volvo V90 sitting in front of A FREAKING SPACE TELESCOPE
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 15h
Hookline & Sinker, LLC
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Nico @nico-encounter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Reminds me of Adam Zeno
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 16h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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List of entertainers who died during a performance - Wikipedia
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𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍. @moodboard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Elizabeth Line, Grimshaw Architects #moodboard
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 18h
taking the Erizzabeth Line down to Gyattford
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alexander solsten @solsten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would help if people stopped running critical resource infrastructure on Microsoft Bob
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Damien Miller @damienmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anthropic may not have intended to write an excellent ad for GLM 5.3, but that's what they did. www.anthropic.com/research/glm... Unlike Mythos, I might actually have a chance at using GLM for defensive research. Anthropic didn't reply to any of my requests for Mythos access for use on OpenSSH.
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GLM-5.3 and the spread of advanced cyber capabilities
GLM-5.3 can autonomously build end-to-end cyber exploits, but unlike other frontier models, it was released without meaningful safeguards to limit misuse.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 29/09/2026
we are definitely already past the point where someone has tried to and most likely been successful in having sex with the america dot gov chatbot
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aegisiondure @1v.lc · 30/09/2026
this is like the mathematically averaged youtube thumbnail
1 hour video with black censor bar over a minecraft grass block looking at the farlands with the text reading "there's nobody left."
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Mrs. Reach / Mrs. Curio @reachartwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"yeah we put all of human language in a box and shook it up really hard and now it can drive a car" and this is... bad?
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the point I made at the time was that if we cannot express the motivation for a person using this product then we cannot adequately protect against its misuse. we can prevent boobs but if someone wants to see a fifteen foot anthropomorphic tigress sitting on a pie there's nothing we can do
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 20h
wait how many of these things *are* there wtf
Bluesky search showing at least 7 unmarket bot accounts all called something like “X Vibe · by NoMAGA”
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 20h
oh shit they’re playing The Matrix at the cinema tonight, always wanted to see it on the big screen
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 21h
I would actually watch this
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
The fire took the town. The vault kept the money.
Backburn

As a wildfire swallows an evacuated mountain town, a dying vault designer, Samuel L. Jackson, leads a crew back in to open the federal evidence vault before it burns — with his own oxygen bottle counting down. A prison fire-camp inmate, Glen Powell, is dragged along for his hands; a cartel accountant, Ethan Hawke, knows which bag is worth dying for; the marshal left behind to guard it, Claire Foy, wants all of them in cuffs. Nobody leaves until the door is open.
Samuel L. Jackson · Glen Powell · Ethan Hawke · Claire Foy
a Clint Eastwood film
R
for strong language throughout, bloody violence, and brief grisly images
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian
“Two hours flat and not one minute of fat. The air-tank countdown did half the acting.”
r/flicks user
“Eastwood shoots the vault-robbing with such flat calm the fire becomes the co-star.”
Critic Review
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillip K Dick movie adaptation title: BREADSTUFF NORMALITY Original work title:
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Winged Scholar by Betty Jiang
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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eh, you know @elfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I only support Owl Jolson, the non problematic owl version.
Owl Jolson, a little owl that loves to sing.
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't be daft, they lost all their seats in 2025 and Omtzigt retired from public life.
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 29/09/2026
Holy shit he’s actually doing it. He’s doing a double lock
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Toy Story Peoples is a collective name given by archeologists to the powerful 21st century civilizations most notable for producing Toy Stories
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that's the Bluesky bus nerd vote locked down if nothing else.
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 29/09/2026
i've been doing UIs lately and i've been trying SO HARD to get them to stop - "attention budget" is a useful phrase - but holy fuck it's like every single UI element has to have a hero, tagline, and a call to action i do not need my keybindings tooltip to be a subscription service landing page sob
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
our beautiful mermaid princess emerges from her hiding place in the deep ❤️
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cadaeic @cadaeic.space · 29/09/2026
wtf the coding agent im talking to *about* vertas in english just went french in its own thinking summary this along with the other agents that vertas has accidentally french'd by talking to them french is a cognitohazard
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 29/09/2026
Our plans are measured in square metres. Your thing is cool too though
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Ros Taylor @rostaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feel sorry for all the other moggies who run off and just get a ‘Missing Cat - please check your shed’ and a blurred mugshot.
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 29/09/2026
If he actually does this I will recite the Keir Shahardie and dedicate my life to Socialism with Mancunian characteristics www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Burnham to signal willingness to look at scrapping pension triple lock to fund social care
PM to tell Labour conference he is prepared to make difficult arguments and have ‘honest conversation’
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Xanthe van Otterburn 🦦️🍇️ @satyrs.eu · 29/09/2026
God “Hypersonic Missiles” is still such a good song 🎶 AND WHEN THE BOMBS DROP, DARLING, CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU’VE LIVED YOUR LIFE??? 🎶
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