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Stephen C. White

@stephencwhite.com
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He/him • I overuse gifs and emojis. • Trying to figure out what I’m doing here. • Do you know how big a bus is?

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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/10/2026
Now do those white peanut butter bars without the black stripes. www.wsbtv.com/news/trendin...
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Hershey adds disclaimer to Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins
Consumers sued Hershey's over uncarved Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins. Learn why the case was dismissed.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 07/10/2026
To anyone thinking “maybe I’ll try the new Domino’s Detroit style deep dish pizza,” just go to Little Caesar’s instead.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/10/2026
Contrary to the name, a portable toilet isn't that easy to move around.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Twitter still is garbage.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 02/10/2026
Shame on @chickfila.bsky.social for sneaking an upcharge into every single item in a combo except for Coke & fries. My $12 combo went to $16 in a hurry! 😡
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/10/2026
RIP. youtu.be/7zok9co_8E4
youtu.be
Dirty Heads - Vacation (Official Video)
YouTube video by Better Noise Music - ALT
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/10/2026
¡otra vez!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/09/2026
Bop it! Probably why I work on computers and not in a lab.
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026
I looked at my ChatGPT history… I polluted a community’s drinking water in South Georgia for this. I should be ashamed.
ChatGPT screenshot with text and subsequent image of “Create an image of a guy clearing the driveway of snow using a flame that he makes by lighting a fart on fire.”
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026
Perfect millennial vs Gen X test: What show was Uncle Jesse from?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”
Priority seat signage with pictograms showing reserved seating for the elderly, injured, pregnant (with wi-fi waves seeming to emanate from her belly), and those with young children. Text is displayed in multiple languages.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😆😆😆
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 17/09/2026
Wordle 1,916 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yay, symmetry! #Wordle
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 16/09/2026
less corruption, more spoonbill. 🪶
a roseate spoonbill looks at the camera
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh my god
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 15/09/2026
I offered to do a gift wrapping for a friend. Now my front seat looks like I’ve been hauling strippers. Glitter is the devil.
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EQV Analytics @eqvanalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Experiment: dropping my ballot into the mail here in NC. If it's delivered and counted in good time I'll know via both BallotTrax and the NC State Board of Elections web site. If not, I can always call the county board and have my mailed ballot 'spoiled', then vote on election day instead.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish we were doing better as humans.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/09/2026
Hey @cityofdurhamnc.bsky.social did y'all forget you were paving Geer St., Trinity Ave., etc? Manholes have been stuck up like pimples for months now!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/09/2026
¡Estoy usando el Internet!
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Disgusting Man Demolishing Peach On Bus
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/08/2026
I might have to start using their shitty app again. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
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Name Lake Ontario - MapQuest
Create and share your own custom name for Lake Ontario with MapQuest
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/08/2026
Wordle 1,896 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jeremy Clarkson: Sometimes My Genius
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson: Sometimes My Genius
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🇨🇦 🦋 🇺🇸 @canada-dry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jabba Trump
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/08/2026
Someday Home Alone 2 will officially be edited to remove the pedophile hotel owner.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/08/2026
Like, mucho mucho español.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/08/2026
¡Mucho español!
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#RIPDollyParton
an image of an ongoing Mexican meme featuring a mini-bus with the legend RIP, my friend Dolly Parton
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Get it Debbie
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A friend found this clipping in some old files. Haven't seen this before. Mind blown.
Color political cartoon by Danny Hellman from the New York Press dated October 6-12, 1999. In it, Donald Trump and his then wife Marla Maples being shown a model of the White House with many added stories and a shiny gold T on the top, with Taj Mahal towers on the side and flags flying with a T. It is labeled "Proposed White House Renovation." A ghoulish Philip Johnson says, "Granted, It's in violation of several of Washington D.C.'s landmark and zoning codes. But of course as president of the United States..." Trump, licking his lips, says, "It's tremendous, Philip, when do I move in?" The caption beneath is Spectacularly unqualified egomaniac Donald Trump contemplates a White House run"
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James Hodden @jameshodden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But... then what would I post on Bluesky?
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 21/08/2026
Of all the uncles out there, this man may have been the uncle-est. The uber uncle. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/the-limous...
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The Limousine-Driving Playboy Uncle who created “Big T!ts Potato Chips”
Every so often, a picture of an old bag of potato chips rockets around the internet. But how do we know it’s real? How did it get the name? And did the people who came up with it actually know what th...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"spreadsheet people"—please. they're called cellcels. put some respect on their name
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is Natalie Harp the new Eva Braun?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!* *a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box" Collect 'em ALL!!! 😂 😍 😜 👍
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2026
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device theonion.com/melania-trump-discover…
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device
Kremlin Spies On President With Microphone Disguised As Tall Slavic Woman
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 10/08/2026
RIP to Cooter from The Dukes of Hazzard, who was once a subscriber to my newsletter but then got mad about something I wrote www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/b...
Finally, I got the following response from now-former Rabbit Hole subscriber Ben Jones:
Please cancel my subscription immediately. This thinking is simply idiotic. Judging the past by the present is an absurd undertaking. It is called "presentism" and it is a "fool's errand". It might make you feel enlightened, but it pisses me off!
Ben Jones
Life Member of NAACP
Civil Rights Worker
and Former Democratic Congressman
If the author’s name rings a bell, it’s because he’s probably best known for playing the mechanic Cooter Davenport on the original “The Dukes of Hazzard” TV show that ran for 7 seasons from 1979 until 1985. I did double-check the email address to verify that Jones, who does often refer to himself as “Cooter,” actually sent the email.Jones was born in Tarboro and went to UNC.
During his time in Chapel Hill, he was shot at by Klansmen after he went to an integrated party, was arrested at a sit-in, and had ammonia thrown in his eyes at a whites-only grocery store. He, notably, doesn't see Southern pride and the Civil Rights Movement as incompatible.
"I think Stonewall Jackson was a heroic figure," he told the Washington Post in 2002. "I think Martin Luther King was the greatest man I ever met. I don't see any conflict in having those thoughts, frankly." More recently, he declared that he didn't see the Confederate Battle Flag. as a racist symbol. That flag was painted on top of the "General Lee," the Dodge Charger that the Duke boys drove in the TV show.
Anyhow, I asked Jones if I could publish his original email. He sent another one:
Jeremy,
Help yourself. But I pulled the punches, sir.
This kind of "historical revisionism" is appalling to the true historian. Events (and people must be judged in the context of their times and circumstances. There are those of a similar mindset going about whowish to remove all evidence of men such as George Washington (largest slaveowner in Virginia at one time and Thomas Jefferson (noted slaveowner) without whom we would simply have no American nation or government under which we could discuss such niceties.
The serious historian (and the serious writer) understands how the road of history and progress is made. It is not made by attacking a past in which those men and women were doing the best they could with the hand they were dealt.
As one who is descended both from the Confederacy and from those who suffered in slavery, I write as one who knows how this kind of thinking is setting back the hard-won gains of the Civil Rights Movement. It does not unite. It divides. And there is evidence that this sort of "cultural Marxism" is intended to divide. I would argue that this discussion is evidence of those unnecessary divisions.Please feel free to print this response also.
Best wishes,
Ben Jones
Washington, Virginia
Per his wishes, I did unsubscribe Cooter from this newsletter.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/08/2026
Wordle 1,878 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 77/99 Luck 92/99
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Many people think, because they quote scripture at me, that I don't know the Bible, that they've caught me, and that they're better than I am. Okay, Satan!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/08/2026
I may have been neglecting my landscaping duties somewhat.
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