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Stephen C. White

@stephencwhite.com
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He/him • I overuse gifs and emojis. • Trying to figure out what I’m doing here. • Do you know how big a bus is?

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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/10/2026
You know the ones...
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/10/2026
Now do those white peanut butter bars without the black stripes. www.wsbtv.com/news/trendin...
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Hershey adds disclaimer to Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins
Consumers sued Hershey's over uncarved Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins. Learn why the case was dismissed.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 07/10/2026
To anyone thinking “maybe I’ll try the new Domino’s Detroit style deep dish pizza,” just go to Little Caesar’s instead.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/10/2026
Contrary to the name, a portable toilet isn't that easy to move around.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 03/10/2026
Ironically, the final price for my salad that I ended up getting at Zaxby’s was thing exact opening bid Chick-fil-A gave for their combo.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 03/10/2026
Some call it the Lord’s chicken, but I doing see them giving out discounts for going to church every Sunday.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 03/10/2026
I get that premium sides are a thing, but to not label them as such or indicate an individual price change seems disingenuous. They don’t tell you the total is going up, it just goes up with each selection.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Twitter still is garbage.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 02/10/2026
Shame on @chickfila.bsky.social for sneaking an upcharge into every single item in a combo except for Coke & fries. My $12 combo went to $16 in a hurry! 😡
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/10/2026
RIP. youtu.be/7zok9co_8E4
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Dirty Heads - Vacation (Official Video)
YouTube video by Better Noise Music - ALT
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/10/2026
¡otra vez!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/09/2026
Bop it! Probably why I work on computers and not in a lab.
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026
Aww yiss!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026
I looked at my ChatGPT history… I polluted a community’s drinking water in South Georgia for this. I should be ashamed.
ChatGPT screenshot with text and subsequent image of “Create an image of a guy clearing the driveway of snow using a flame that he makes by lighting a fart on fire.”
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026
Perfect millennial vs Gen X test: What show was Uncle Jesse from?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”
Priority seat signage with pictograms showing reserved seating for the elderly, injured, pregnant (with wi-fi waves seeming to emanate from her belly), and those with young children. Text is displayed in multiple languages.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😆😆😆
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 17/09/2026
Wordle 1,916 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yay, symmetry! #Wordle
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 16/09/2026
less corruption, more spoonbill. 🪶
a roseate spoonbill looks at the camera
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh my god
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 15/09/2026
I offered to do a gift wrapping for a friend. Now my front seat looks like I’ve been hauling strippers. Glitter is the devil.
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EQV Analytics @eqvanalytics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Experiment: dropping my ballot into the mail here in NC. If it's delivered and counted in good time I'll know via both BallotTrax and the NC State Board of Elections web site. If not, I can always call the county board and have my mailed ballot 'spoiled', then vote on election day instead.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish we were doing better as humans.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/09/2026
Thanks for the info! I’ll be sure to share with my neighbors.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/09/2026
Hey @cityofdurhamnc.bsky.social did y'all forget you were paving Geer St., Trinity Ave., etc? Manholes have been stuck up like pimples for months now!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/09/2026
¡Estoy usando el Internet!
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 03/09/2026
Kensicehole.com also up and running.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Disgusting Man Demolishing Peach On Bus
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/08/2026
I might have to start using their shitty app again. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
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Name Lake Ontario - MapQuest
Create and share your own custom name for Lake Ontario with MapQuest
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/08/2026
Wordle 1,896 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jeremy Clarkson: Sometimes My Genius
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson: Sometimes My Genius
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🇨🇦 🦋 🇺🇸 @canada-dry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jabba Trump
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/08/2026
Someday Home Alone 2 will officially be edited to remove the pedophile hotel owner.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/08/2026
Like, mucho mucho español.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/08/2026
¡Mucho español!
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#RIPDollyParton
an image of an ongoing Mexican meme featuring a mini-bus with the legend RIP, my friend Dolly Parton
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Get it Debbie
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A friend found this clipping in some old files. Haven't seen this before. Mind blown.
Color political cartoon by Danny Hellman from the New York Press dated October 6-12, 1999. In it, Donald Trump and his then wife Marla Maples being shown a model of the White House with many added stories and a shiny gold T on the top, with Taj Mahal towers on the side and flags flying with a T. It is labeled "Proposed White House Renovation." A ghoulish Philip Johnson says, "Granted, It's in violation of several of Washington D.C.'s landmark and zoning codes. But of course as president of the United States..." Trump, licking his lips, says, "It's tremendous, Philip, when do I move in?" The caption beneath is Spectacularly unqualified egomaniac Donald Trump contemplates a White House run"
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James Hodden @jameshodden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But... then what would I post on Bluesky?
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Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 21/08/2026
Of all the uncles out there, this man may have been the uncle-est. The uber uncle. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/the-limous...
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The Limousine-Driving Playboy Uncle who created “Big T!ts Potato Chips”
Every so often, a picture of an old bag of potato chips rockets around the internet. But how do we know it’s real? How did it get the name? And did the people who came up with it actually know what th...
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