Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 03/10/2026Some call it the Lord’s chicken, but I doing see them giving out discounts for going to church every Sunday. 100
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/09/2026Bop it! Probably why I work on computers and not in a lab. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026I looked at my ChatGPT history… I polluted a community’s drinking water in South Georgia for this. I should be ashamed. 010
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 15/09/2026I offered to do a gift wrapping for a friend. Now my front seat looks like I’ve been hauling strippers. Glitter is the devil. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/08/2026I may have been neglecting my landscaping duties somewhat. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/08/2026Wash an article of clothing 100 times and nothing happens. But that 101st time… RIP, shirt. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 14/05/2026One day, I will remember this is too much food. This is not that day. (Hey, at least I didn’t get BBQ, too!) 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/04/2026As the head of the Council for Reading and Adjudication of Manuals and Instructional Texts of my gaming group, I've been called worse. Also, lies. service.mattel.com/instruction_... Sincerely, CRAMIT. 041
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/04/2026If I had a violin case, I’d look like a real Shay D. Sort. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 13/03/2026To borrow a line from Jurassic Park, that is one big pile of…equipment. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 11/03/2026Times are getting tight at Toreros…just don’t mess with my arroz con pollo! (Not to be confused with ACP.) 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 09/03/2026I’m still trying to figure out flavored sparkling water. “What if they want that ‘almost out of syrup’ taste at home without the hassle of installing their own soda fountain?” #LiquidDeath 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 11/02/2026Coworker: “Stephen, did you get my printer working?” Me: 010
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/01/2026There’s worse ways to not finish your job, I guess. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/01/2026WRAL is doing their Valley Girl mess again. Like, totally. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 24/01/2026Is this what it’s like to have a Costco membership? 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 21/01/2026Who’s the cowboy running against Hide the Pain Harold? #ncpol 020
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 16/01/2026Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 15/01/2026More bars in…this place. VZW tech on Reddit said to reboot your phone every 30 min and hope for the best. Tada! 010
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 12/01/2026The “I don’t know why it isn’t turning on…no damage, dropping/water, etc.” starter kit. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 12/01/2026I don’t know who needs to see this, but I felt like I should pass it along. 000
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/12/2025We won’t talk about how Carlos changed his turn a turn and a half later. #Wingspan 010
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/12/2025Hey we finished the first game of #Wingspan about an hour ago. 010
Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/12/2025“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.” –Stealers Wheel #Wingspan 010