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Stephen C. White

@stephencwhite.com
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He/him • I overuse gifs and emojis. • Trying to figure out what I’m doing here. • Do you know how big a bus is?

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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/10/2026
You know the ones...
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 03/10/2026
Some call it the Lord’s chicken, but I doing see them giving out discounts for going to church every Sunday.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/10/2026
¡otra vez!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/09/2026
Bop it! Probably why I work on computers and not in a lab.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 25/09/2026
I looked at my ChatGPT history… I polluted a community’s drinking water in South Georgia for this. I should be ashamed.
ChatGPT screenshot with text and subsequent image of “Create an image of a guy clearing the driveway of snow using a flame that he makes by lighting a fart on fire.”
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 15/09/2026
I offered to do a gift wrapping for a friend. Now my front seat looks like I’ve been hauling strippers. Glitter is the devil.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/09/2026
¡Estoy usando el Internet!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/08/2026
Like, mucho mucho español.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/08/2026
¡Mucho español!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 10/08/2026
I may have been neglecting my landscaping duties somewhat.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 07/08/2026
“SPACEBALLS the organic cheez puff!”
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/08/2026
Wash an article of clothing 100 times and nothing happens. But that 101st time… RIP, shirt.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 05/08/2026
I did a golf!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 31/07/2026
I did a thing…en español!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 27/07/2026
I ain’t cool yet, but I’m trying…
You might be cool but you'll never be Hall & Oates on a scooter cool...
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/06/2026
#stolenfromtheinternet
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 26/05/2026
More Duolingo!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 20/05/2026
Where the oil at?
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 14/05/2026
One day, I will remember this is too much food. This is not that day. (Hey, at least I didn’t get BBQ, too!)
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/05/2026
I totally forgot I’d bought that domain name.
You received a message about your domain
Someone attempted to contact you regarding dangbus.com. This person has gone through an email verification process and is likely not a spambot.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 01/05/2026
An award!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/04/2026
As the head of the Council for Reading and Adjudication of Manuals and Instructional Texts of my gaming group, I've been called worse. Also, lies. service.mattel.com/instruction_... Sincerely, CRAMIT.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 24/04/2026
Great for when your fire hose is on fire.
A sign reading “FIRE HOSE EXTINGUISHER” on wood paneling.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 08/04/2026
If I had a violin case, I’d look like a real Shay D. Sort.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 06/04/2026
Yo puedo preguntar dónde está el baño.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 18/03/2026
This is a bus. Do you know how big a bus is?
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 13/03/2026
To borrow a line from Jurassic Park, that is one big pile of…equipment.
“In your 20s someone will tell you that everyone needs a printer on their desk. It's very important thất you listen to them.”

Photo with a small plethora of printers, monitors, and other IT equipment.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 11/03/2026
Estoy aprendido más y más. #Duolingo
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 11/03/2026
Times are getting tight at Toreros…just don’t mess with my arroz con pollo! (Not to be confused with ACP.)
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 09/03/2026
I’m still trying to figure out flavored sparkling water. “What if they want that ‘almost out of syrup’ taste at home without the hassle of installing their own soda fountain?” #LiquidDeath
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 05/03/2026
But what if I need a drink of water?
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 20/02/2026
I think I wore the wrong shoes.
A rain streaked windshield obscuring the view of two SUVs.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 14/02/2026
That’s a lot of time on #Duolingo! #español
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 11/02/2026
Coworker: “Stephen, did you get my printer working?” Me:
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/01/2026
Who says AI isn't helpful?
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/01/2026
There’s worse ways to not finish your job, I guess.
A public bathroom toilet paper dispenser, loaded, but left open.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/01/2026
WRAL is doing their Valley Girl mess again. Like, totally.
Weather map with the caption “On FOX 50, why snow is looking like more likely this weekend.”
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 24/01/2026
Is this what it’s like to have a Costco membership?
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 21/01/2026
Who’s the cowboy running against Hide the Pain Harold? #ncpol
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 21/01/2026
That’s too much
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 16/01/2026
Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 16/01/2026
I’m a rebel.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 15/01/2026
More bars in…this place. VZW tech on Reddit said to reboot your phone every 30 min and hope for the best. Tada!
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 14/01/2026
Move over, Rembrandt. I’m taking up painting.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 12/01/2026
The “I don’t know why it isn’t turning on…no damage, dropping/water, etc.” starter kit.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 12/01/2026
I don’t know who needs to see this, but I felt like I should pass it along.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/12/2025
We won’t talk about how Carlos changed his turn a turn and a half later. #Wingspan
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 30/12/2025
Hey we finished the first game of #Wingspan about an hour ago.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/12/2025
One last #Wingspan score for the night.
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Stephen C. White @stephencwhite.com · 28/12/2025
“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.” –Stealers Wheel #Wingspan
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