Reposted by CharlesThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That taxi has a dent in it. 021
Reposted by CharlesThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here? 021
Reposted by Charleskattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026idk . someone probably should’ve asked fred 😬 3641769
Reposted by CharlesThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true. 07011
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The closest we came to this was an app that tracked when the diaper was changed and what was in said diaper. It was mainly to track how her plumbing was working (JUST FINE THANK YOU) but it ended up we were about 50/50 on changes. 020
Reposted by CharlesJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You just created a thousand lindsay grahams… a lindsay kilograham if u will 115225
Reposted by CharlesFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/07/2026[bragging to my date about how I could definitely kick Grimace's ass when her expression suddenly changes] he's behind me isn't he? 215045
Reposted by CharlesCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Don’t flatter yourself I’ve gotten a “lifetime ban” from nicer putt putt courses than this one 18626
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Gotta give props to everyone involved here for clarity. 000
Reposted by CharlesKolina Koltai @koltai.bsky.social · 31/01/2025It's not too late to order some free Covid tests from USPS. If RFK Jr becomes HHS, there is a good chance this program will be cut. Get your free tests while you can. special.usps.com/testkitsspecial.usps.comCOVID Home Tests | USPSCOVID Home Tests | USPS 7167134
Reposted by CharlesJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/02/2024cars should be built with non-refillable gas tanks. they roll out of the factory with full tanks, and once they're empty, the car goes straight to the scrap yard. this would create lots of jobs 681907213
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024“Oh no no. The B storyline has main characters in it. You were never even considered for the first draft.” 000
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Please don’t. You don’t need to follow me. I’m super boring. Being internet famous seems like a single-edged sword and the sharp part is in your abdomen. 000
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Or from. That was my one silver lining of the first Trump administration “welp, if we’ve found aliens this halfwit will definitely tell us. Alas.” 010
Reposted by CharlesRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/12/2024Willy Wonka: *presses intercom button* Do not let that car leave the premises, make sure it and the OSHA inspector driving it are never seen again 1519
Reposted by CharlesThe ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 12/12/2024plow names are one thing that fills me with american pride 0203
Reposted by CharlesJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to steal the Declaration of Independence. 30842195
Reposted by CharlesEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 12/12/2024You don't get bonus points for detailing your year of naughty and nice in Excel. Santa literally does not give a shit about Microsoft 31616134
Reposted by Charleskim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 11/12/2024🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵 1456119498
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Hot dogs are a form of taco like hot pockets and pop tarts are raviois. 010
Reposted by CharlesTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I love cold chocolate milk. I like how it feels when it goes in me 510218
Reposted by Charlesnige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 30/11/2024hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded river and the local villagers start washing their clothes on my abs 1251293
Reposted by Charleswint @dril.bsky.social · 26/10/2024ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race 458087912
Reposted by CharlesMichael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024THE DARK TOWER: THE FLOATING EYES (2003) Oil on Panel - 15" x 10" This painting only appears in the Artist and Limited Editions of The Dark Tower by Stephen King. 1/2 212311467
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I am totally immune. I never liked the PlayStation only because I hated the controller. I got a PS5 because it looked like the controller would work for me. I found my Xbox One recently and I was like, oh yeah, this is the good stuff. 160
Charles @standingpolicy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I would expect some regional hate of the Dodgers but the rest should be the Yankees. 000
