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A husky mix dog naps on a couch covered in a bedsheet

In a world of sexually transmitted diarrhea, the man with Crohns disease is king. I'm not in here with you all, you're in here with me.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 11h

I have never wanted to quit my job as much as I do right now and if I didnt have to feed my dog I would have walked the fuck out. I fucking hate this goddamn company. 9 years of this shit. Every single day is worse than the last. Fuck.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can anyone recommend a guitar playing 101 online resource? I have a guitar and a pick and can play like two chords that I can't even name because i learned finger positions but not the theory behind different chords. I need like...guitar you'd teach a precocious 8 year old.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk." "Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me. "Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha." I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026

Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A week so brutal that it made me kinda believe in the concept of a soul. Mine hurts. And the Eagles haven't even played yet.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jesus christ Deforest Buckner stole that rookie QBs soul.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Days since someone died at work: 0 Fuck I can't think of a worse way to go than at work.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This team is allowing a 38 year old QB that wasn't ever good to begin with absolutely carve them up. I hate football.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck Demarco Jackson and Andy Dalton.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Demarco Jackson for ACL 2026

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What a bunch of absolute stinker NFL games today. Score more points everyone, it's literally your job.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Took a long break from social media. Read 20 books. Started volunteering damn near full time for a local unhoused outreach shelter. Tore my achilles a lil bit. Dog is very cranky that walks have slowed. Don't regret any of it. Social media is brain poison. That said I gotta be around for NFL talk.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I know "its not an airport you don't have to announce your departure" etc etc but I cant do social media anymore. I don't want to open an app I only used to share pictures with my friends and see people screaming slurs every hour of every day instead.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

A significant portion of the UFC fanbase online is super upset that a woman stopped a fight because of obvious brain bleed symptoms in one of the fighters. Not just a random woman. The licensed and approved doctor who makes the decision to continue a fight or not during that PPV event.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

New James Bond game fuckin rules. Not sure if there's even been a good one since Goldeneye but they understood the assignment here.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 26/05/2026

what my microwaved nachos see at 12:30 in the morning while they’re cooking

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/05/2026

Wizards get so mad when you kill them with a gun. All like “ahhh I thought we were doing it magic style” or “this was supposed to be a magical duel this was your idea glggh ack” it’s like dude I’m not dueling you with magic you get a good grade in magic I am bringing my Sig

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

For All Mankind season 1: Apollo Era space ladies For All Mankind season 5: Space Marines from Earth crushing a labor movement of mining colony workers and for once the Marines are the villains.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I've bitten my tongue in the past but tonight was a WALLOP of a bite that was so painful I saw the baby Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabapple made. My tongue feels very strange in my mouth.

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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

An interesting thing about NASA is that they’ve never had to worry whether scrubbing a launch for safety reasons would impact their IPO

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

What could be causing me to lose my voice without being sick and having done nothing to stress my throat?

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

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phil levine for halloween @fearraveen.gobirds.online · 17/05/2026

thats the "i threw up" stance kids do in their parents doorway

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I want someone to Jury Duty me but like.... dose me with a large amount of that flavorless THC syrup they sell. Like 2 grams straight to the liver without me knowing then film the next 24 hours of my life and sell it to Amazon.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

For a movie that’s 36 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I love my dad. He's always been my role model and it's awesome to have built a friendship with him as an adult. But if he had credible accusations of visiting an island playground for pedophiles I wouldn't defend him the way I see people defending Donald Trump. I just do not fucking understand.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

There are worse ways to spend the last 24 hours of a week-long vacation

A goofy dipshit 40 year old bald man wifh unimpressive facial hair and a red Deadpool t shirt on lies on a couch with his trusty husky/shepherd mix dog

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Camping weekend with the little wolf at 7,700 feet.

A husky mix dog napping using a pair of hiking boots as pillows

The inside of a tent with a cot and nest of dog blankets on the ground, pine trees in the background outside the tent

A husky mix dog relaxes on a cushion with the sun setting through pine trees behind her

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I know I have seen Billy Magnussen in like 9000 things before but I literally can't remember which things but I have a feeling I'll be remembering him for Audacity.

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 09/05/2026

I regret to inform everyone that MC Skat Kat, the cartoon cat Paula Abdul sang a duet with in “Opposites Attract” … has died

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Screenshot from the Nintendo website -

Intense Space Combat: Hop into your Arwing, a high-performance aerospace fighter, and use laser blasts to take down opposing forces. You can also brake in mid-air to get enemies off your tail (no pun intended), and, of course, pull off barrel rolls to defend against incoming fire.

Protection Against Perverse Enjoyment: The animal characters are not intended to provide sexual gratification. The Switch 2 console will shut down if it detects that the player is becoming aroused.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

In the hypothetical present year of the For All Mankind universe it is posited that Nicki Minaj exists in this timeline and still recorded the song Starships.

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Mara Jade looks like she's gonna be swinging that saber down at the pink pony club after the wedding.

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Rudy Giuliani being dragged to Hell like Willie Lopez in GHOST.

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Family coat of arms but mainly because there is very little documented pre-1500s other than "these nobles existed and were aligned with these nobles" so I could be descended from some mass murderer people referred to as the Butcher of Barnsley and that's the symbol I have on my arm without a clue.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/05/2026

garbage day in taiwan vs america

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I can not begin to tell you how poorly leftover tikka masala and sprite mix inside you. This is like Verdun but for stomachs.

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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Montco, Delco, Bucks

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