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L.C.

@ssddftp.bsky.social
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I like meats and cheeses. PHL->PHX. Dog pics and mid opinions. Robotics stoner just living life a quarter mile at a time. 41/m he/him #GoBirds #GoPhils LII, LIX

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 4h
I would wreck my pod into his pod so hard
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 15h
The reality is that this is going to be impossible to avoid unless we all log off forever. 10 year olds will see it fed to their algorithm hours later the same way Charlie Kirk did.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 16h
She has the right idea.
A husky mix dog naps on a couch covered in a bedsheet
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 16h
"Here" is a bathroom. Welcome to the shit.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 16h
In a world of sexually transmitted diarrhea, the man with Crohns disease is king. I'm not in here with you all, you're in here with me.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 20h
This is how things are run here. I can't keep doing this. I am good at my job but everyone has limits and 120 pieces of equipment is too much for me. When I started I worked on 6 at any given time. Literally 20 times the workload I had in 2016.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 20h
To put this in perspective imagine you're a mechanic for Ford. One day they tell you that they're letting other dealerships use them for maintenance so now you have to work on every kind of car and tell you "eh just google it. You'll be fine."
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 20h
And they pay engineers here like 80% of the market standard. So we have the worst ones. They're lazy. They dont work after 5pm. Don't answer their phones. They have no fucking idea what they're doing. They only work here because they're fresh out of college or too stupid to work elsewhere.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 20h
2 years ago I got moved to a different set of equipment and they told me "eh just figure it out" and now they're wondering why I'm missing key info while I run the entire factory floor for my department essentially alone.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 20h
Protip: when you couple a massive experience vacuum due to voluntary layoffs with a total refusal to spend money when the imaginary money line goes back up and a complete destruction of formal training you're going to break the people who stayed behind out of desperation.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 20h
I have never wanted to quit my job as much as I do right now and if I didnt have to feed my dog I would have walked the fuck out. I fucking hate this goddamn company. 9 years of this shit. Every single day is worse than the last. Fuck.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is the lie they've been selling us for our entire lives yeah. In practice definitely not. They don't have a duty to act and when you don't have a duty to act you can pick and choose who you help or if you even bother helping at all.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cis. It's literally one more letter than XY.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why didn't he or his lawyers argue this at the time? Either way when you look at the details of the case the physical attributes of the victim don't factor in. But you're not actually here to argue that. You just saw someone posting something about Trans folks and decided to be a prick.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite Hell Zone movies are the ones.....in the Hell Zone
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also before someone says "google is your friend" or some shit, no it isn't and I'm asking for human feedback with positive results lol
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can anyone recommend a guitar playing 101 online resource? I have a guitar and a pick and can play like two chords that I can't even name because i learned finger positions but not the theory behind different chords. I need like...guitar you'd teach a precocious 8 year old.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love a panini with other cheeses and ingredients but when a dude's right a dude's right.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe I live a different life than the types of 40 year old men who host student events but shouldn't this, bare minimum, be scheduled more than a week ahead of time? Does he just sit around bored until the dark money runs low and start booking shit?
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk." "Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me. "Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha." I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sic Semper Tyrannis, attack and dethrone this freak
It's liberty biberty! The pauper of claims! Freedom's jester! Part sleep paralysis demon, part goldenrod-colored post-pubescent basketball.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All of them simultaneously and then he'd drop a line so terrible that it'd make Hideo Kojima cringe.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A week so brutal that it made me kinda believe in the concept of a soul. Mine hurts. And the Eagles haven't even played yet.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus christ Deforest Buckner stole that rookie QBs soul.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will always use it as a way to end every text message like saying STOP at the end of old timey telegrams lol
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was at the Linc when skattebo had his brutal injury last year with a section that was about 10% Giants fans. Right before the injury the entire section was chanting "asshole" at any giants fan when they stood up. After the injury people were hugging the giants fans. Then we went back to shit talk.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they prematurely take away my Schwarbombs I'm going to become the Joker.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We got chemicals that melt people and stressful working conditions.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Days since someone died at work: 0 Fuck I can't think of a worse way to go than at work.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who the fuck ARE you? Go away dickhead.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Falling gracefully through the sky before pulling that ripcord and landing safely: 👍 Falling from the sky trapped in a metal tube with a bunch of other people all screaming, assuming you're all going to die: 👎
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oof that sucks. May the rest of your day suck less shit!
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The holodeck was an absolute nightmare in like 2/3 of the episodes it showed up in why would we want this
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like Oscar the Grouch made a wish to be a human for 48 hours.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick Polman is what Kojima would name a political science professor what the fuck lmao
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just to put this in perspective, that's around the fall speed of a skydiver. I would fully piss, recharge and piss again and I absolutely love flying.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut the fuck up and delete your account you piece of shit.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Security needs to be investigated and terminated. If they need to be removed they need to be handed over to be trespassed from the building like they do at every sporting event I've ever seen someone get thrown out of(lol go birds). Fuckin ghouls don't care about protecting women's sports.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn't that just bad cocaine? Heart racing , fearful of skeletons coming out of the darkness then a promise to yourself to never do it again ....followed by an immediate continuation of the punishment against the protestation of every fiber of your logical mind? I'm a big baby and it was 2spooky.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Airway Breathing Check their socials for AI posts
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to/helping in an emergency
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They started forcing AI into my daily job tasks and I just flat out refuse to use it. I don't need microsoft's version of BonziBuddy to tell me how to do my job. I'll probably make less money because of my refusal but at least i wont be hitting my head on my desk every 20 minutes.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yikes.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah this sucked and I fell asleep after Hurts threw that pick on 4th down but I'm never abandoning hope this early in a season.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He got big chunk plays last year but they were few and far between for sure. I think he has more 10+ yard carries in the first half of this game than the second half of the season last year lol
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahahahahaha
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This team is allowing a 38 year old QB that wasn't ever good to begin with absolutely carve them up. I hate football.
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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the dumbest game.
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