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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
What a beautiful moment.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Proud of Munchlax for living their truth www.theverge.com/games/905082...
A Pokopia Munchlax saying: ...Whew. I'm done, y'know, pretending to be someone else.A Pokopia Munchlax saying: And let me tell you, it's superhard work pretending to be someone else... I think I'm just fine the way I am.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/03/2026
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling.
We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/03/2026
we are weeks away from 'Trump attempts to make horse a Senator' and the only thing stopping him is that he is too much of a sociopath to form an attachment to animals
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 26/02/2026
The transit advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "I still know how."
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.
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Mr. Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 03/02/2026
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Danbe @squeeb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Just got my copy of The Paradox Paradox by Sunday Times Bestselling Author @dan.nerdcubed.co.uk Excited to get reading!
A newly arrived hard copy of Daniel Hardcastle's The Paradox Paradox sits on a coffee table
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/02/2026
“surely people are exaggerating and the president didn’t shit himself in front the press in the oval office” folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
fdsklafjdsakl www.theverge.com/news/867967/...
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Even the big dick subreddit is mad about ICE
“How hard I get when I think about abolishing ICE,” one post reads
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish the Republican Party.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is so fucking haunting.
From Mike Norton on Twitter: Empty car sitting at the intersection of 35th and Pillsbury with its flashers on.
There are these ghost cars all over Minneapolis right now from ICE snatching people out of their vehicle in the middle of the street.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/01/2026
scoreboard
a bar chart of "number of inventions by species"

humans: > 1,000,000
great apes: 34
corvids: 3
cows: 1
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Rogue @rogue.site · 17/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is holding a sword and shield
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a sword and shield
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/01/2026
this country is extremely large and while this makes it hard for the kind of overwhelming protests we see in other countries to work (where one of the only the major cities is the capital, etc) it also makes repression on a large scale hard they need a lot of guys! they don’t have enough guys!
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
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Danbe @squeeb.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck ICE. Abolish and arrest them all for their crimes against our communities. Anything less is not enough.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We’ve seen this in Chicago. Now we’re seeing it across the country. ICE is a lawless secret police force and must be abolished. This is fucking horrific.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
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JAYBO 🍅✦ @jaybocchi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new year doodle
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, New York City 🎄🗽 [Animation by Sarah Elawad]
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
A wrong Grok post making up a white guy who stopped the Australian mass shooting.BBC
'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmed
Emily Atkinson
Sun, December 14, 2025 at 1:06 p.m. CST
2 min read

A "hero" bystander who was filmed wrestling a gun from one of the Bondi Beach attackers has been named as 43-year-old Ahmed al Ahmed.

Video verified by the BBC showed Mr Ahmed run at the gunman and seize his weapon, before turning the gun round on him, forcing his retreat.

Mr Ahmed, a fruit shop owner and father of two, remains in hospital, where he has undergone surgery for bullet wounds to his arm and hand, his family told 7News Australia.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The attack at a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney today was a vile act of antisemitic terror. I mourn those who were murdered and will be keeping their families, the Jewish community, and the Chabad movement in my prayers. May the memories of all those killed be a blessing.

While we are still waiting for all the facts to emerge, what we already know is devastating. At least 11 dead, including Rabbi Eli Schlanger, who held deep ties to Crown Heights. At least 29 injured. Another Jewish community plunged into mourning and loss, a holiday of light so painfully reduced to a day of darkness. This attack is merely the latest, most horrifying iteration in a growing pattern of violence targeted at Jewish people across the world. Too many no longer feel safe to be themselves, to express their faith publicly, to worship in their synagogues without armed security stationed outside. What happened at Bondi is what many Jewish people fear will happen in their communities too.

On Bondi Beach today, as men with long guns targeted innocents, another man ran towards the gunfire and disarmed a shooter. Tonight, as Jewish New Yorkers light menorahs and usher in a first night of Hanukkah clouded by grief, let us look to his example and confront hatred with the urgency and action it demands. When I am Mayor, I will work every day to keep Jewish New Yorkers safe—on our streets, our subways, at shul, in every moment of every day. Let this be a purpose shared by every New Yorker, and let us banish this horrific violence to the past.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/11/2025
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
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JAYBO 🍅✦ @jaybocchi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
also my lovely friend bliss' oc because she's always fallin asleep on call 💛
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JAYBO 🍅✦ @jaybocchi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
some liminal art to celebrate my friend's new song release!!
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough. There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
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