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sarah (spoonsie)

@spoonsie.bsky.social
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teaspoonsarah on twitch 4'10" of belligerence. Like if a glib facsimile had pert knockers certified NeverStreamer uses language disrespectfully and recreationally poet, gamer, lover, general nuisance and ASBO in spirit~ posting whatever springs to mind

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
scientists reveal something
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
pumpkin time
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 15h
NO PUMKIN ITS SPILT MILK YOU CANT CRY OVER IT OR THE MILKMAN WILL STEAL YOUR TEARS
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Really enjoying the contrast in feedback I'm seeing on "Eat God" between folks who are accustomed to comedy RPGs being one-page bits of fluff finding it absurdly rules-heavy and folks whose main point of reference on tabletop RPGs is tactical skirmish sims considering it basically freeform.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Knowing Tolkien's politics, it's a pretty sure bet Sam is meant to have resisted the Ring because he's a Good Servant, but I enjoy the implication Elrond could have saved himself a mountain of trouble if it had occurred to him to include literally anyone in his all-star lineup who was working class.
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
see a true gamer, a true gamer is shitting bricks over the smaller slime number
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zo @evvuu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
traveling merchant
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i think what i really like is the contrast between the chimneys and the building's they're on, like brickwork wise
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
don't cry pumkin ur gonna get bedazzled ur gonna be the prom quing
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything
Tesla Model Y group • Join Frances Newton Griner • 1d • G
Just want to report I am 84 and boyfriend 89. We were on a long trip in my Tesla from Central Florida to Northern Indiana to see our families. Had a great time.
Tesla did a wonderful job. Sadly to say on the 12 day, and almost home, my friend lost his balance going up the curb at McDonalds and fell backwards onto the concrete. Severe head trauma and he passed away. So sad, but will try to only remember all of our happy times.@

Photo: smiling older woman in Tesla next to older man who looks dead already
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no i didnt
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hang
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
more october pumpkin
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bugging
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026
amazing posting happening
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hitler would have flopped on SNL whereas Stalin would have crushed it” is an article I plan to write one day that will waste your time and make everyone upset
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pomni..
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is pretty cool. A service dog for someone suffering from #schizophrenia. #IllMentally
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?”!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never recovering
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Everyone loves my screenshots of people saying silly things until they're the ones being screenshotted saying something silly
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Howard Dean Koontz is this anything?
idk they threw me out after i said jeffrey epstein-barr
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oooo someone's off on a trip!
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
duby'ya as in the dub'ya dubya' eee
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Seasonal Affective Cat (She's All legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
Pour one out for the guys who kept trying to "save" me from the mosh pit just for me to confirm I'm ok, salute them, and throw myself backwards back into the maelstrom.
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
big ups for old nick in the chaaaaaat
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ancaps will see this in their dreams and wake up soaked
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry but if you can't wield that then it's a skill issue
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i mean the spread looks solid but ffs put a damn tent out
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me at the club
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026
I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vintage Taco Bell restaurant decor, it says "I miss when Taco Bell was bisexual".
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not more queer or less queer, but a secret third thing (provoking pettifogging semantic arguments over the definition of the word "queer").
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is apparently huge discourse on twitter today which is frying me
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 23/09/2026
there’s nothing i want more than to witness Random Scalper Attempts To RICO The Pokémon Company International we’ve all earned this
screenshot of tumblr post from user “ayeforscotland” which reads:

Pokémon scalpers who were hoping to rip people off for the 30th anniversary are crying and shitting themselves because there's enough stock for
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#ayeforscotland #Pokémon #pokemon

the post itself is a screenshot of a discord conversation between two users that reads as follows:

SoHo Icey 2:50 PM
I don't know what to do. I maxed out 3 different credit cards buying as much 30th Anniversary stuff as possible. Everyone was talking about it for over a year. It's the most hyped set ever. Why did they make so much? What am I going to tell my wife??? There is no way I can offload all of this at a profit and my local stores aren't accepting returns. I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over 8 months and this is how they treat us? They knew it would financially ruin people. They knew the secondary economy they created.
They are no worse than a communist government controlling their currency. Pokemons greed ruined my livelihood.

Reggie B. 3:39 AM
I'm seriously considering taking legal action against Pokemon. It's disgusting that they didn't share exact print numbers, pull rates, and how big the supply truly is. They overhyped the set, making us secondary distributors the victims of their marketing. Honestly, this could be a RICO violation if we find that they purposefully did this to take money out of our pockets. No one has supported Pokemon more in the past than us, helping distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP. Reached out to a few attorneys already, if you want to get in just DM me. 30th Anniversary? This was the last straw.
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this resonates with me
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
these fuckers got scared by Roko's Basilisk in their formative internet years and have been working with that bullshit in mind
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dudes rock
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I'm just thinking about how many times l've heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I'll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he's a very easy mark and he'll just keep going and then after a while he'll say something like "I died 20 years ago" and hang up.
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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So for two at this point lonely people in the world, it's a strong connection to a wonderful experience where we didn't have worries, we didn't have regrets. We just had cheese, beef and crumbled up doritos. In a wrap. For £1.99 Love my dad. Look foward to seeing him next week xx
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