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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Really enjoying the contrast in feedback I'm seeing on "Eat God" between folks who are accustomed to comedy RPGs being one-page bits of fluff finding it absurdly rules-heavy and folks whose main point of reference on tabletop RPGs is tactical skirmish sims considering it basically freeform.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Knowing Tolkien's politics, it's a pretty sure bet Sam is meant to have resisted the Ring because he's a Good Servant, but I enjoy the implication Elrond could have saved himself a mountain of trouble if it had occurred to him to include literally anyone in his all-star lineup who was working class.

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

see a true gamer, a true gamer is shitting bricks over the smaller slime number

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zo @evvuu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

traveling merchant

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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

don't cry pumkin ur gonna get bedazzled ur gonna be the prom quing

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything

Tesla Model Y group • Join Frances Newton Griner • 1d • G
Just want to report I am 84 and boyfriend 89. We were on a long trip in my Tesla from Central Florida to Northern Indiana to see our families. Had a great time.
Tesla did a wonderful job. Sadly to say on the 12 day, and almost home, my friend lost his balance going up the curb at McDonalds and fell backwards onto the concrete. Severe head trauma and he passed away. So sad, but will try to only remember all of our happy times.@

Photo: smiling older woman in Tesla next to older man who looks dead already

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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

never the wrong time for this classic

Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?"
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”

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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

more october pumpkin

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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u

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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 05/10/2026

amazing posting happening

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Hitler would have flopped on SNL whereas Stalin would have crushed it” is an article I plan to write one day that will waste your time and make everyone upset

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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

pomni..

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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is pretty cool. A service dog for someone suffering from #schizophrenia. #IllMentally

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?”!

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Miss this guy.

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Never recovering

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Seasonal Affective Cat (She's All legs) @tess.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

Pour one out for the guys who kept trying to "save" me from the mosh pit just for me to confirm I'm ok, salute them, and throw myself backwards back into the maelstrom.

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met

Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕

a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry but if you can't wield that then it's a skill issue

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026

I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not more queer or less queer, but a secret third thing (provoking pettifogging semantic arguments over the definition of the word "queer").

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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 23/09/2026

there’s nothing i want more than to witness Random Scalper Attempts To RICO The Pokémon Company International we’ve all earned this

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

these fuckers got scared by Roko's Basilisk in their formative internet years and have been working with that bullshit in mind

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dudes rock

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I'm just thinking about how many times l've heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I'll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he's a very easy mark and he'll just keep going and then after a while he'll say something like "I died 20 years ago" and hang up.

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So for two at this point lonely people in the world, it's a strong connection to a wonderful experience where we didn't have worries, we didn't have regrets. We just had cheese, beef and crumbled up doritos. In a wrap. For £1.99 Love my dad. Look foward to seeing him next week xx

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Because beyond it just frankly being damn close to the best value to calorie fast food meal in the UK, it was an important meal for us as father and daughter. It was our first holiday together without my mum, it was the holiday that more or less decided "my wife is evil and I need to leave"

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyway to cut a long story short, they opened a Taco Bell in our "hometown" (Read, place we moved to after a disabilitating injury required us to move out of our caravan group) and me and him, once every month or so, go to said taco bell and spend fuckboy money on it.

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And I say "Dad, dad you NEED to try this" And I give him 3 of the wraps, and he looks at me like I'm mental, gives me two of them back, tries the first one which lasts two bits, takes two more and practically inhales them, and just says "Well that's a bit nice ain't it?"

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So I order another 4 cheesy nacho wraps, thank the frankly bewildered lad at the counter for an honestly amazing meal and ran off to see my dad. And now my dad is a big guy. Like I'm WELL under 5ft and the dude is over 6ft and wide. Worked in security the later part of his life, now retired

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This was a revalation. It was some of the best food i'd ever eaten and this was from a Taco Bell where I could tell just from working in fast food that no one in that store gave a fuck. Like zero effort was put into what to me was damn close to a gourmet meal that had ran me less than a tenner

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Now, for context to my not knower friends: At this point I have spent damn close to a decade working as a McDonalds. Had to start work in college because as soon as I was legally eligible to work my mum wanted rent, and by god do those fuckers hire young. I'd had every fast food a UK girlie COULD

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So he says to me he says "Alright, you head over, let me know if there's any trouble (I'm 24 at this time btw) and I'll see you at the pier. And so I go to the taco bell. And I get a cheese nacho wrap, some churros, this fuckin firecracker chicken thing, and a sprite (no baja blast YET, soon tho)

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And one day we're walking a beachfront and I spot it. A restaurant I'd been dreaming of visiting for a solid 3-4 years. A Taco Bell And I grabbed my dad and I said "Dad. Listen to me. You don't have to come with me, but I *need* to go here". And my dad already had his heart set on some fresh fish

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyway we had this lovely motherless (don't go to that website) week away, we went charity shop bargainhunting and pubcrawling and we ate like kings and queens, it was a premier in so they had this honestly fucking dreadful unlimited breakfast but with my dad? It was the food of the gods, iykyk

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And I'd never been in a hotel and I just remember this feeling of sheer stomach churning shock when I saw the size of the room he'd gotten me like I need you to understand the bed itself was damn close to the size of my at home bedroom. Like I thought he'd made a mistake or something. I was in tears

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sarah (spoonsie) @spoonsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And it had been decided I *needed* to basically disown her and not be near her, for both our sakes. So it'd be the last real holiday i'd ever likely be on since, well, I'm not exactly making bank. So my dad got us a hotel in...fuck I can't even remember, some place by the seaside

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