SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh how big of a doggy I'm looking into adopting one of my own 0120
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026our barbarian let herself be swallowed by the gelatinous cube so they could kill it from inside, and a good time was had by all (except the cube, that died) 041
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026thinking about introducing an NPC pirate brain-in-a-jar type character 230
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026finally, a radiation source I can keep next to my genitals 000
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026love to watch a cool show and then get to see my name in the credits 👀 👄 👀 130
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026there's an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor where he invents a calculator that uses an enormous amount of power and can't actually add but it's the hot new thing and by the end of the episode everyone is using it to do their taxes 000
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026there is a restaurant opening in my neighborhood and they have PICTURES OF ACTUAL FOOD I didn't realize how much AI lowered the quality bar in the past few short years until I realized how excited I was to see pictures of real food being used to advertise food 030
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026that makes those stupid ass God Emperor Trump memes way more prescient and funny 010
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026way too many for me to choose from, without overthinking it here's my gut instinct top 4 072
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Did you know the Crossed comic was adapted into an original screenplay? It's a Taiwanese film called The Sadness and if you're a fan of gore it's definitely worth checking out! 010
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026wow google maps recommends things based off my google search history, what a mind blowing use of technology thank you google AI this is just like when John Harrison invented the chronometer I am weeping a single tear 020
SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026later in Isaiah 44 yaweh would be like "do you see any other gods? I don't" but the bible isn't really known for consistency 140
