Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/10/2026the bar for stripping people of citizenship is extremely high. It’s identical to that required for a criminal conviction. Beyond a reasonable doubt, citizenship procured by fraud. You don’t launch an investigation *with the goal of* getting there. 8762127 762
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast 667336410 7.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 40120623116 12.1K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution." 181343270 1.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190895451 19.1K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some pilots are part of the furry community 765307593 5.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 21/08/2026For the love of god, ask the follow up question: “how would you use the military to stabilize the bond markets?” 2211 21
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 21/08/2026Can White House reporters please ask him this question? And when he won't answer the first time, keep asking? Pretty please? 1420840 208
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Many people think this but it's not true! Data centers are a small rounding error compared to agriculture. And it pains me that this is the case as a golf hater but golf no longer consumes meaningful amounts of water as most courses in the southwest have switched to graywater irrigation 232291240 2.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMatt Ortega @mattortega.com · 28/07/2026It is incredible how far-right conservatives laud free markets but then, in effect, argue against the supposed correction behavior within free markets—consumer choice punishing bad corporate behavior—when it negative impacts corporate profit. 028248 282
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026interesting to me that as the administration treats democratic-voting states like conquered or occupied territories, you don’t have pundits demanding the president respect “half the country” 18190152605 9K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Olive Garden is a circle of trust, when you are there, you are family. You wouldn’t ask for ID from family, would you? 926413 264
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/07/2026once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme 6986321604 8.6K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialJoe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026God this is pathetic. I thought masculinity was about taking responsibility… 912119 121
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026sadly this also ends his career as an oysterman as he no longer needs to pretend to have a job 770660 706
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026On the one hand, this whole thing is fairly funny tempest in a teapot. On the other hand, it’s genuinely not good that one political party is close to saying that a government official asking citizens to make any sacrifice (no matter how minor) for the broader good is communism. 1929565 295
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialElliot Blake @elliotblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026You shouldn’t be able to make cuts if you’re an acting director of any executive branch office, you should have to be Senate-confirmed. Add it to the list of reforms. 11540128 540
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i consider myself genuinely patriotic. i love our music and our movies and a lot about our culture and its achievements. new york is in fact the greatest city in the world. we have so many beautiful people here. our elites have declared war on it but it's still worth fighting for. to me at least 222278141 2.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026wait do people not have this post committed to memory like I do? bsky.app/profile/kyle... 353497341 3.5K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialUna McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Author of this thinks nobody reads Pratchett any more because most of his readers have blocked her. 181613212 1.6K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 18/05/2026When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it. 975132854139 13.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Let’s be real: these are apologists for the Court because their power is bound up in its own 162552 625
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026We have a serious problem with appellate courts not having district courts' backs on things like fact-intensive injunctions. The Trump administration literally lied about the need for ballroom construction, and the appeals court is saying we like to be lied to. 24923268 923
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/04/2026The claims from those journos that Michelle Wolf’s jokes were sexist is particularly rich considering the WHCA’s utter silence during Trump’s recent spate of actually sexist insults directed at female journalists they are supposed to represent! 3817 81
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026/4. Fourth: Advocacy does have a moral component. Lying about law and history in an effort to make millions of people stateless is not “doing law the right way.” The notion that advocacy is morally neutral or even inherently good if performed according to cultural ritual remains vapid and harmful. 71058159 1.1K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialDr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 01/04/2026 316832 168
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialJeff Yang @originalsp.in · 27/03/2026Why does the fawning media always call these stains on our democracy “a first” like Trump broke the four-minute mile as opposed to the Constitution 622792522 2.8K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Imagine being unpaid TSA knowing that even when and if you ever get paid it won’t be nearly as much as the Legion of Doom Scrollers. 722946 229
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialSeth Trueger @mdaware.org · 04/12/2025"USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025." did the US Navy post a profit last year? 362218517 2.2K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 17/03/2026All of these are policies they're already supposed to be following. So why would anyone believe they'll start following them in exchange for DHS funding. I mean, come on. The proper response to "We won't deport U.S. citizens if you fund DHS" is, "Are you fucking kidding me?" 6230621077 3.1K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Speaking as a Jew living in Diaspora, who needs to exist as a minority at a time of rising antisemitism, I would really appreciate it if the Prime Minister of a country where I do not live would not say that attacks on a sovereign country are analogous to attacks on a synagogue. 602358431 2.4K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMarian (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 02/03/2026You: I am tired of this Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. Me: 09315 93
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialJodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026“We know enough.” Three words that are worth 10 million. 110243 102
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026“peter you’ve wasted your money” no i haven’t. i did this for each and every one of you, and you’re all worth it. 56293241 2.9K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 10/02/2026This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02... 233111403078 11.1K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊 222334566958 33.5K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Love how the presumption here is that the President doesn't know what he's sharing and that's fine and normal. Sorry, no, if the President doesn't know what he's sending out then that is indisputable proof of gross incompetence, cognitive unfitness, or both. 381526339 1.5K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026observe ICE operations 13) Body cameras 14) No paramilitary uniforms/weapons So which of these are you against, guys? 725533 255
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026This should be front page news. There should be hearings about it. 302506933 2.5K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialLen Smith @ignu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026i decided they needed a statblock 18707141 707
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.independent.co.ukElon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey castingLupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem 23563961144 6.4K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMatt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 30/01/2026For an administration whose incompetence gets a lot of headlines, this graph shows an unmitigated policy success for their desired outcomes 09024 90
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 29/01/2026the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability 462560610 2.6K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Unless the proposal is to give state/local authorities power to veto ICE enforcement actions, which, I’m not even optimistic about that, all this does is legitimate the admin‘s claim that there’s a default of cooperation to be expected. 16710 67
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 26/01/2026Of course he does. Is this a joke? He defended the guy who killed Good. He’s told multiple people that he thinks protesters should be attacked. He told people at a rally to rough someone up. He’s said nothing as ICE has hurt people for months. He doesn’t get to walk away from this now. 1293770886 3.8K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 27/01/2026It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back. 1062342588003 34.3K
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/01/2026everyone should be skeptical of every fucking thing these guys do. they should be minding their ps and qs. on their best behavior. they should hop to it. theyre a gussied up county clerk but with a less demanding job. they should be on a short leash, walking on eggshells 61697 169
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/01/2026all the legal news around the president. the harrumphing by republican congressmen that jack smith had the temerity to indict a former president and a presidential candidate. here's my theory: it should be a million times easier to sue or jail a president than a normal guy. he's a public resource! 2069579 695
Reposted by @spitzertwin.bsky.socialMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026This brainrot is more responsible for the rise of authoritarianism in the US than any of the wokeness it will not shut up about 372831768 2.8K