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La Firulais

@thegonzalez.bsky.social
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Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote It's-It "...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)

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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 1h
Let's hear the sign out! Jennifer Connelly should play Emma Frost. Who's with me and Metal Sign?
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Graeme Neil Reid @graemeneilreid.bsky.social · 7h
"I ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those things!" Night of the Living Dead released on this day (1st October) 1968. Watercolour painting.
Painting of man, he is standing in front of a door that has been nailed shut with planks of wood.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 17h
happy pumpkin season! (art from 2014)
a black and white scratchboard drawing. Alternative poster for "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie brown"
It depicts a vast pumpkin patch in which Linus is standing holding a sign. He is looking up at the full moon. In front of the full moon we can see Snoopy in his aviator costume on his doghouse. 
All the way in the distance, there is a house and we can see three children in halloween costumes coming out the door.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 7h
I think the last time I got to October and didn't already have an idea for a Halloween costume I was 2.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 9h
They died.
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What Ever Happened to 'The Flintstones 1960 Voice Cast?

And there's a black and white photo of the cast and an illustration of their characters
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey Hank, why did you build Ultron like that
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Remember when Joyce Carol Oates showed foot on main?
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next months member rewards features a dapper stahli and a flapper bingus. They're so cute
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I'm impressing my girlfriend.
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Matt Dxgges @sequentialmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Super Genius”
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The children of today aren't getting kicked out of Brookstone for playing with the recliners. This is an important bonding experience for groups of young dumbasses. Bring back malls!
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/ffII2JejUYg?...
youtu.be
Where You're Going: The Upscale Beer for Yuppies - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about dating someone who had a huge twitter following is that I get to see her go into posting stance. It's the little things one does in private that someone does that really touch the heart.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mystified by the ad that bought time here.
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seeing the humanity of every person (you might even call it Divine Light) is hard sometimes. some people are just cruel, and mostly for sport. but rooting yourself in "everybody gets to live" can alter your perspective.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seventeen years later and I've still not been able to get a straight answer on how exactly an organization based in North Carolina photographibg heterosexual celebrities with duct taped mouths was fighting Prop 8 in California. Anyway, if you have a Pauly Perette NOH8 I can give you change.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday at work and I feel amazing. I have making golden curry with my girlfriend on the weekends to thank for it. This week was her turn and she added lotus root. Thank you, Making Golden Curry on the Weekends With My Girlfriend!
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Normalize calling your friends "hoss"
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public universal friendo @rondertaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kids today don't know about samurai pizza cats
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you remember The twenty-eighth of September Ha ha ha ha-de ya Why don't you remember
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burnunit @burnunit.mom · 28/09/2026
well seems family is able to help if(WHEN) I have to get a new car! Meantime partner's old one will be our backup. But it needs about $3200 of work - the first $1900 we're paying today. Am I starting a gofundme? not yet. do I welcome your help thru @burnunit venmo/$yesjostark cashapp? yes absolutely
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GODZILLA DOING ITS THING...
Godzilla walking through the city buildings
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many "recently discovered" animal species have been named the Lirpaloof?
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think what really marks Freakazoid as being from the 90s is all the yelling.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My monsters have proved no match for you, adventurers, but can you stand up to the power of friendship?
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Though, I do like how it gets dark so early because I can finally get some good lurking in.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Teddy Ruxpin is not a bear, he is an illiop.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It used to be easy to find photos of Bustopher Jones' Mexican counterpart Gordocles Cruz with his guitar and his sombrero de charro. No more.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
two women in a weight room having a conversation. one of the women says My goalis to bench press 200 pounds and get a man fired. 

Her friend replies you go girl!
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...no. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons did nothing wrong.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 26/09/2026
Heh heh heh……
A giant skeleton looming behind a brick wall
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This! Is! Yuri! 👏! 👏! 👏, 👏, 👏!
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is where the animals in the forest come to smoke weed.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am heartened to hear Lady Raven speak out.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got my covid booster just now, and now my hair is very soft and touchable.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow!! Los Angeles, my free variety open mic is Saturdays at 2 and you're going to have a gay old time🎶
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Closest I'll get to this is saying "learning to read a room is a valuable skill." No replies
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going to take up smoking when I get to my 90s. Real smoking too, not pussy ass Marlboros either. Like Djarum kreteks and Swisher Sweets. It's gonna be in your drapes for generations!
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEO VAGINA IS ABOUT TO E X P L O D E
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alexandre Dumas' Count of Monte Cristo is an adaptation of the Puss in Boots folktale.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May be be the heartbreak of Chavez Ravine's betrayed and displaced residents made flesh.
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La Firulais @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEO VAGINA IS ABOUT TO E X P L O D E
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 23/11/2024
I was cooking when I wrote this. Also, I was cooking when I wrote this
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I was Salieri I’d have been normal about all that stuff
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