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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey

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Beep boop. Fuck a bunch of capital.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 28/09/2026
I'd like rapists to be blacklisted from offices of power. 💯
THEM: "But you'll ruin that young man's life if you report him for sexual assault."
ME: Correct. I'd prefer if he didn't get to become a Supreme Court Judge or run for President.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m really trying not to go for cheap heat on here but you can write off any politician that does not support trans rights without equivocating because it’s the morally correct thing to do and additionally because it means they’re not above selling anyone out.
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 15/09/2026
I’m with her
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Phoenician Thnkr @phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TRANSMANIAN DEVIL LMAOOO
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 03/09/2026
Bodega guy calls me “my brother”, fistbumps me, shows me memes on his phone. This is my sign that I have strayed from god and need to clean up my act
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 02/09/2026
Today waa…unique., woke up to a somewhat life or death scenario and finished with a quasi-legal multi million per year service incident. Having trouble sleeping for some reason.
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 29/08/2026
My LLM tell - “what this means”
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weird how you never hear about police department layoffs
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 19/08/2026
Hold up. Let’s think about this for a sec. If I’m OpenAI simulated wetworks labs and I’m provisioning infra and I go ask infosec for an outside line. What do they say? How does that negotiation go? When I get my proxy what kind of listeners are on that line? You didn’t see it for days my ass.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BITCH!!!!!!!!
ugly fucking cybertruck with hippie shit all over it and the license plate GRLBOS
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we're at the "they're arming unaccountable masked men with electric torture gloves" stage of fascism
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/08/2026
9/11 should have happened to hogwarts
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We could eliminate $7 billion in medical debt with the $70 million they spent to beat me in the primary. Those same corporations and special interests are trying to buy the seat for Mike Rogers now. In November we teach them once and for all: Michigan is not for sale.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Packaging for a garbage can. The image on the box is of a lower body. A foot is stepping on the bin opener. The carry holes in the box itself are at crotch level of the figure, making it look like he has an enormous wang
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 11/08/2026
WAKE UP
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 07/08/2026
I swear people out here acting like HP is their diabetes medicine. You're not gonna die from quitting the racist wizard books for children. You're 39 years old, Christ.
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
being trans means sometimes you walk into somebody's house and they've got all seven novels in the Wine Kampf series on the bookshelf, plus a twee little poster that says something like "Proud Witch of House Goebbels"
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 06/08/2026
i have an idea
it’s luigi “007” mangione looking at the camera, he has a wealth of field experience that he would bring to the role
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Why are you on Bluesky? It doesn't have the sauce.” I sell sauce, dude. I make and sell sauce. I have a stand. I'm not here all day buying sauce. You guys are the freaks. Next time you see your weed plug, ask them why they're at the park, and not a dispensary.
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affine @refinement.systems · 01/08/2026
People say this, and then when someone listens and makes a demonic centaur of death instead, they lose their shit too.
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 01/08/2026
I gotta admit, AI appears to be capable of inducing psychosis. On both sides, whether you stan it or hate it. Take a beat friends. Touch grass. It’s not a god and it’s not a demon, it’s a remarkably clever machine that speaks your language.
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 29/07/2026
wtf timeline is this
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 29/07/2026
What a baller
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 26/07/2026
me: [watching my partner play Expedition 33] wow, that hair physics is wild partner: [changes to the swimsuit costume and starts running] what about the butt physics me: OHHHHHHH Oh no
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 26/07/2026
As someone who first read the novel when it was published, I was a little startled by the teaser. In my mind, it looked more like Blade Runner and less like (shudder) “retro Cyberpunk 2077”. Reflecting on it, I’m excited. I’ve appreciated Gibson’s gradual shift closer the present over the years.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
r/ask
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Is Spongebob freeuse?
Is he old enough?
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I wanna make a video and I don't know about copyright laws
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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anurabushï @anurabushi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Once the brain finds a shortcut to pleasure it's always in there, ready as a pilot light.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 23/06/2026
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 23/06/2026
youtu.be/CjaZUmGLUG8?...
Text message:

Picture of recycling next to wet box in corner between buildings

: can’t leave the recycling can out. Some crackhead dug a box out of it, hid behind it and took a shit in the box

Lovely!

: I meant I guess they at least shit in a box so I didnt have to scoop their poop off the ground

um good?

#silverlining #thepowerofpositibethinkining
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 06/06/2026
Modern romance
Text message exchange:

What are you doing? Do I still have time to jork it?

Heading home now
Wait until I get home
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 27/05/2026
"A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny."
Free Talk Live says: You have every right to know what vour government is doing and they have no right to know what you are doing.

That is why they are called public servants and we are called private citizens.

Instead, the relationship has been inverted. The state hides behind secrecy, classified files, and redactions while demanding total visibility into your finances, communications, movement, and behavior.

A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 12/05/2026
if i showed you a thousand year vision that ended with something utopian, would you point at the part where the death cult fights back and say “but violence is bad”
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◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 27/04/2026
a raccoon smoking cuggy and drinking beer with the quote "no substance I ever used was abused. it was loved.
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 07/04/2026
This right here my friends, this is the framing. This is the insight you might be missing. This is all you need to know.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 05/03/2026
I feel like we are beginning to experience a singularity very different from the original conception. The collision of incompetence and power has created a critical mass and none of us can escape the exponential growth of its gravity.
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 27/02/2026
i’m sorry that our misery at being removed from public existence is harshing your vibe
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 26/02/2026
FUCK. KANSAS. We’re coming for you first.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.
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Matthew Mitch McConnaughey @sp4ce.com · 17/07/2025
Protect the dolls. It’s not hard, which part do you not fucking understand?
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 23/06/2025
Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.
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