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@garbados.myatproto.social
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My people grant names based on where we are sent, so here I am upon Earth, the magnificent paradise: Terra Augustus Utopia! But you can call me Tau. Poet, programmer, performer. blog.bovid.space

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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 12h
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 12h
Me, planning an evening together: Say we meet at 6, or 7? My friend, a fellow elder millenial: Yeah 6 is cool The zeitgeist lurking, vibrating with nervous energy: say it say it say it goddamnit say it say six sev- Me: I love being too old to care if I’m hip or relevant.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/10/2026
I believe it is good to be polite to robots not because they have consciousness (they do not) but because it is bad for the soul to let oneself become a vehicle for cruelty, even if directed at inanimate objects.
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
it's pretty cool that, rather than the gerontocracy allow its elderly to die when their bodies fail, it turns their rotting corpses into shuddering totems because allowing vessels of imperial power to actually perish would be, yknow, disruptive
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
Real fuckin minefield for sexual assault survivors lately huh.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I think I found the secret to taming my hair: a couple drops of rosemary oil.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
good hair day. hi
Me, brown hair, kinda flirty smirk, ska gf plaid shirt tied underbust. Mild cleavage.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I am too ancient to have to explain to you why it grosses me out that my profession now hinges on dudes selling subscriptions to something they love marketing as a boxed person who can’t say no.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dude, why are you doing so much

sorry man, im bipolar

oh, well i mean

love is love
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A systematic, critical understanding of history, especially the long history of technically skilled people either being used by elites or being blinded by their own high modernist ideology to do incredible harm, should in my opinion be a requirement of any technocratic profession
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
turns out guns DO kill people. but like, specifically the gun, and not whoever was wielding it
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
I started using #Anisota to peruse bsky and honestly it is so much calmer and pleasant. Magical forest walk tbh
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
“You’re glowing!” “Thanks~ It’s the radiation~” Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s a Maybelline Reactor.
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ODB @obitron.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
a lot of white queers don't understand what whiteness is, and that makes much of their interactions with queer folk of color suck, so I'll explain a little. The two facets of whiteness that are most important in this context are that it is a social and legal exemption from racial oppression.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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Blaine @blaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is so exciting. I say that as someone building what would have historically been seen as a "competitive" product. Instead, we're building on shared foundations. Our shared goals are measured in terms of our communities' collective well-being. 💖
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Logging into mastodon dot social in 2017 and realizing, oh. Social media is just code, and networks, and -- nothing we can't do ourselves. Sure, "ourselves" means "the priest-scholars of various cuneiforms", but we don't have to wait on gods to intervene.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quit drinking coffee. Now there is no point at which you may talk to me.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
inspired by two simultaneous charley horses #poetry
A poem titled, "Utopian Curses for a Stubbed Toe."

The text reads:

Bless the Creator
and all its infinite facets.
Bless every living thing,
and every inert thing,
and the divine qualities they share.
Bless that one may awaken
to all the glories of Creation.
Bless my body that summons me,
bless my spirit that moves me,
especially when it moves my foot
against stubborn objects.
Bless my fucking toe,
that it is a facet of the Creator,
and that even Creation itself
feels pain too.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
before i decided to hate genai on principle i used to troll modder servers that i happened to lurk on by asking their resident chatbot to “draw a self-portrait” and cause psychic damage to chuds when the bot generated a femme
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🍇Your Local Taffy Grape Pusher Lady🍇 @cherrylimenerd.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
That statement will forever irk me because ignoring the fact that these words exist and people’s real-time feelings exist does not make any of this less real. Your approach to escapism simply sucks.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
respectfully one should probably shut the fuck up about passing altogether. cis people cannot be trusted with that discourse, and freshies should sit down, listen, live, and learn, before doing anything like casting stones. thanks.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026
my fundamental objection to AI remains: > They dream of putting a person in a box who cannot say no, because they yearn to enslave, to make a perfect immortal homunculus that attends them for all time. blog.bovid.space/the-witness
blog.bovid.space
The Witness
Or, "Who looks through what eyes?"
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026
“i’m not really into politics” well the dudes that foot your wages sure are
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Software developers think "if AI automates coding, I will be able to spend less time on producing widgets, and more time on strategy and architecture." Bosses think "if AI automates coding, I can get my devs to produce 100x more widgets."
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
Real baddies don’t use AI
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is exactly the thing. Trans rights are worth defending because trans people are worth defending and, also, simultaneously, at the same time, the very basic statistical truth is that the overwhelming majority of people harmed by mandated & enforced gender norms are not going to be trans.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Re: Rationalists. I think someone who says that they are able to perceive a God of everlasting cruelty and that you should also perceive this God lest you be punished should be met with extreme suspicion.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!" Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
calling it that now, until she tells me to stop
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
the one guy voting against the founding of Uruk:
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
if life is a bitch and then you die then as a fellow aspect of creation i reserve the right to be a bitch until you die
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
i have most of the bluesky team blocked already because self care matters
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
i simply would not be my sort of performing artist without this short film www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JF...
youtube.com
They're Made Out Of Meat
YouTube video by Stephen O'Regan
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 16/09/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: maybecam.blacksky.app
Content: stretch her out before you stress her out
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
even the PDS finds me exhausting
[my DID] is not admitted for writes on this server: draining
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
I Saw The TV Glow
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
The reason Kanye is allowed to continue to work & Macklemore isn’t is because the people making these decisions don’t care about preventing antisemitism they care about protecting settler colonialism.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026
going to a sex club later, which is where perverts with a fetish for being yelled at actually belong
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T-A-U @garbados.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
little known but ALF is an acronym for Aliens Like to F- [hauled off stage by a hook]
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