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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i’m inventing a new kink it’s called niceplay and it’s where you’re nice to me
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
biological ?
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bro im sooo thirsty i could rlly use a tincture
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
heavy is the crown that weighs a lot
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(at the club) one tonic please
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have a nsfw patreon its called "bed" and i sleep there
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy texted me asking for car head. I said hey buddy, i can’t even afford a bike!
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
spooky morning eveyskull!
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
everyone on the street knows i just got a haircut. "its a new haircut," they whisper among themselves. "waht a freak"
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Items are now available for purchase
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nice picture you took.. would be a shame if it lasted longer..
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The segments of a jester's cap are its "true arms" (distinguished from its false, humanoid arms). They are used for tasting the air, manipulating prey, and intra-clown communication
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
board games
ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the "wc" in bathrooms stands for "woccupied"
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
coyote vs acme was a very nice movie
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sigmund Freud, not understanding selective bias: all of my girlfriends wanted to wear a strap and I'm about to make sweeping judgements about the female sex
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is my 9/11 omfg 😭
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◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 25/09/2026
I made u this vegan egg white omelette, passed out 18 times in the process
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tommy tallarico just made me a salad. yum
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bring back flight attendants you can touch on the butt but make them all men this time
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i could have sex with a thin person but i could never love them
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
u have to cut ur sourdough loaf at an angle or u get a Sourdough Pussy
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/09/2026
cool brie’s
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have a new message on MyNemesis. Subject: You thought you could hide from me?
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geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey dude just want to let you know your kindness, self-confidence, and refusal to give up is making us all hate you. might wanna blend in a bit
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
boypussy is redundant. all boys have a pussy
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I WANT A SALAD WITH OLIVE OIL
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the better u post the worse the hell that awaits you
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting fucked up on 4 cookies #cookies #mycookies
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate people who engage with media (books/tv/films/etc) just to become lore freaks about it. The point of fiction isn't to know a bunch of trivia it's to imagine the male characters as gay and having sex and impregnating each other
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling her "my guy" in the sack the way people use "mommy"
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
off work late?
want to read, but too tired for book?
try 300 to 400 posts

it’s not so different from a book

when you think about it the first books
we’re actually scrolls, predating the codex

you will certainly not regret reading 300 to 400 posts
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trans men and having the biggest buffest arms in the fucking world
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Sweetbun @sweetbun.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
labia menorah
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
salad #salad
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if u elect someone under 60 they arrest u for statutory audit
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hell maybe bro
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wont you take me to symptom city
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i miss the menacing monolith that used to hover over the city
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it seems the pussy has got me acting rambunctious
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Post about a trial involving a guy who lied about having sexual intercourse with a chocolate confectionery.
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my favorite part about brushing my teeth is that i dont have to do it again for a few hours
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I think about this one a lot
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don’t have any nostalgia for video games bc i wasn’t allowed to have them as a kid and while that sucked i do think in the long run it is saving me a lot of money
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
anonymous asked
what that tongue game like?
tsunamiwavesurfing Follow Jan 18, 2015
weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good...that good for nothing

lea me alone
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It's Chaos, Be Kind @atomicovermind.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Monsters walk among us.
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bear trap 🔞 @soymilf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fleas jacket
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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blowjob... titjob... footjob... it's getting so's you need to log in to "LinkedIn" dot com just to spray a little cum out these days
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Julie 💫 @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Chasing a fly around my apartment with a knife
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