iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

i have never had roko’s basilisk explained in a way that doesn’t sound like the most obviously “i made it up based on vibes” concept on earth like it really is just pascal’s wager reinvented for silicon valley atheists to justify their own calcifying conservatism

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there’s like eight trustworthy male youtubers left and half of them are obvious eggs

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“Jimmy Carter is remembered for the Stagflation that occurred under his administration” oh word i had no idea carter was a furry

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 3h

there’s a very notable pattern of conservatives finding fetish content and immediately declaring it a communist plot to control us. all conservatism is rooted in “i found something weird that made me horny and i need to make it society’s problem”

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this is what all powerpoints your boss made looked like before ai

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 3h

still not clear on whether james somerton is alive but otoh what difference would it possibly make to my life

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 4h

this scene sums up the WASP mentality nicely: extremely delusional, refusal to see plain things in front of him instead of what he imagines the scenario to be, immediately attempting to offset blame once the actual situation is revealed, and medium-highkey wanting to fuck a child

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 4h

for whatever reason “Locals called him John” is killing me. Have sympathy for this man who has committed his life to evil, for his resort vacation home neighbors know him by his first name (saying the full name wrinkles brows with the rabble for some reason)

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h

even for something heavily involving seth mcfarlane the level of family guy ripoff levels here are at a level i didn’t think was possible. they should have called it American Guy

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h

tomorrow the conservative line is “of course this practice should end…because it was wasting money and we should standardize the firing squad again!” 100% no doubt in my mind and if any democrats entertain this i will lose my mind

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11h

Speaking as a Norman who remembers what Britain was like pre-invasion, I am appalled and terrified by this nostalgia for the 1050s. King William increased free trade, imposed the rule of law and unleashed incredible creativity in the field of giving my father lots of land and serfs

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 15h

okay 6 hours in and rogue trader is a “do not play unless you are willing to lose track of time” game for me damn

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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"

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having boobs is goated when wanting to feel up the boobs on your chest is the vibe

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started the Rogue Trader crpg and i’m already really into it, i think i need to just accept i’m a wh40k girlie, i know it kinda sucks but have you seen some of their sword lesbians i mean come on

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good morning lesbians! the world is beautiful because of the people in it. find your people and don’t let assholes bring you down. you can and will survive this. :)

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okay i just saw a Danimals commercial and i’m suddenly very concerned about branding minimalism, they literally do not have any animals on the packaging whatsoever, and nothing really appealing to kids at all it’s just The Kid Brand for dannon yogurt god is dead and we minimized his branding

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Ben Gibbard in a near-whisper against melancholic piano:

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it’s kinda darkly funny he’s still alive let’s be real the man is a walking corpse decaying the country from within like an actual lich there is some comedy in that

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people mock “the excesses of woke 1” yet you can’t even stick your dick in some girl’s mouth without finding out she’s trans and has therefore made you gay. if trans people simply did not exist we could have orgies in peace, yet they INSIST on making everything complicated with “consent” 🙄ok zoomer

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maui dildo moana maui adult toy maui hook double sided adult maui full head plug tropical lube easter island rule34 stone head size training shiny moana pmv hermit crabs phalloplasty how to sex giant lava woman lin manuel miranda songs about the clap lin manuel miranda songs about plan b coconut ass

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finally, the sebulba meme game all the most redditpilled starwars fans have been clamoring for

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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this shit is always intentional too, it’s like when abott elementary slips in a very weak star wars or marvel reference as a halfhearted joke dressing for cross-promotion

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Let’s be real they’re using “furry” as a visibly queer subculture as a stand-in for queerness at large. Their goal has been to remove queer people from public life, and they’re testing different vectors to do so. Hence the all caps “MENTALLY ILL,” which is how they want to reclassify all queers

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

feeling ultra dysphoric and running out of videogsmes to play about it

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so i tried out this game and it actually rules a lot, it’s a really fun brawler with a branching campaign, i remember this game being weirdly heavily praised when it came out and i get it now the graphics/artstyle are really nice

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the game boy advance dooms minimize the visible blood which leads to a low health doomguy who has egg depression

doomguy in the doom 2 hud looking depressed with fading eyes

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Article about left-wing space's dirty laundry: NB named Jennica took off their mask to do the land acknowledgment Article about right-wing space's dirty laundry: The guy who coded the lynching simulator game turned out to have a Portuguese grandmother so we changed his name in the GC to the n-word

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i highkey love how all stories by british transfems end up having a theme of the decline of british quality of life/urban decay like the picture they have painted does not make me want to visit england i’ll say that much

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i had to check several times to make sure i was reading this correctly and a democrat in a hotly contested seat is in fact running ads bragging about how she completely agrees with republicans on trans stuff and it’s just like oh you’re gonna lose because of this and still blame us fuck you

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this right here is why film was invented

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Roses are red Golden retrievers cant dunk

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026

idk if this is a hot take but choosin texas is basically a country-wide “were you permanently scarred by how country was after 9/11 or not” survey that we only avoided with old town road because of more pressing questions his race invited

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really hope that the message people take away from all the EA sex parties stuff is "don't import inherently coercive real life employer/employee or mentor/mentee dynamics into your edgeplay kink spaces" and not "THEY DO THE IMMORAL KIND OF SEX DISGUSTING"

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so far the only real downside to my emulator is it charges pretty slow :/ but the overall battery life does seem pretty good so you can play it 6-8 hours before needing to charge it for what looks to be 4+ hours (urf)

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“all crime is legal now and also here’s an excitebike roguelike”

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