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@soybeanaloe.bsky.social
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한/eng/esp ok any pronouns ok. if you’re not sure on what to use, they/them is fine.

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JeWitch68 @witchywoman68.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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turgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
data visualization is my passion.
fox news showing weekly temperatures: 92, 92, 92, 94, 94, 92, 92, with a very strong gap between 94 and 92.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don’t you ever wish that humans can condense their piss in the body just like kangaroos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction theonion.com/historians-theorize-de…
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
With heat waves shattering temperature records across the globe, leading to needless deaths, let me just say that history will not look fondly on those who put fossil fuel profits above saving the planet.
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Charles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The argument that we should be preparing students for this workforce - instead of, say, joining with students to organize against AI slop-infused workplaces - is just so ridiculous.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m gonna cry I just walked into a pride festival in a nation across the ocean from where I usually live humanity really is beautiful
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Actually no life is so fucking wonderful I just walked past an entire street made up of stands and flags filled with pride stuff
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
oh fuck oh shit dysphoria’s hitting harder than it ever has in my life o fuckh
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/06/2026
apparently the bassist for the Oregon Symphony wore a shark costume for their performance of the Jaws score, you love to see it www.reddit.com/r/Portland/c...
photo of a symphony orchestra in concert, only the double bass player is in an inflatable shark costume
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Bill Bennett @billbennett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Narcissists have a history with reflecting pools
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jet lag highkey killing me rn I have had 2 meals in the past 26 hours and have slept for appriximately 3 of those hours
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A couple of children just threw themselves into the flower bushes lmao?
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Poem sent around at work for Poetry Wednesday (a tradition of the English dept). I thought people here would appreciate.
THEY/THEM
(dedicated to Nex Benedict)

If God created night & day
& dawn, of course
& dusk
& the tangerine rosepink sunset
& the deep amethyst twilight
& the infant bright of morning

then to perceive the world in binary 
is to forgo knowledge of the divine.
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Dylan Orosz🩵 @finalboyo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Chel✨ @chel.cultofgalaxy.com · 16/06/2026
AI games should NOT be allowed on Steam, just my take on it. 🤷‍♂️
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Miss Machete, Pumpkin Spice Cannibal @miss-machete.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"Thou Shall Not", Photo by A.L. "Whitley" Schafer (1940) Schafer wanted to take a photo with everything banned in the Hays code, and in it I can see what I like in film. Reflecting on this as the pendulum seems to swing to a more puritanical time. Don't worry, sin will be back in style.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Morning.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Am I still in a situationship?
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Think one of my fellow friends have autism. What’s with me and like almost everyone I know being like this. How do we all just. Congregate.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Came to the devastating realization that I have a social life now. I want to go back to living under a rock.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
only in here will you get my roommates bringing in a life-sized cardboard cutout of han sooyoung
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Just had the scariest flight of my life
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I am like 10 mins into watching kpdh and zoey holds my soul. I am Projecting onto her like. My diasporic ass has grabbed onto her and I am not letting go.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It’s almost 3am and I’m fucking losing it over a train ad skdhfjgjdkdkfjbbektthjekekfhthrk
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Tricia Dewberry @triciawokeaf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I wish the USA had respected Jimmy Carter more than they had. He was an amazing man. He was probably the most honest president we have ever had.
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Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD @arghavansallesmd.medsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is worth 3 minutes of your time. No one wants to eat at a restaurant that only serves bland chicken. (It’s not about chicken, or restaurants, tho)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
where my cowbirds at?
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I dream of BLTs
Illustration of a woman holding a floating bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with extra fixins. Acrylic painting on board. 2023
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Calls political opponents juvenile names Brags about crowd sizes Marginalizes unsupportive media No real success in the private sector Sells merch to supporters Wants to cancel public broadcasting Exaggerates accomplishments Supports people who occupy nation's capital Detests social safety nets
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 17/04/2025
Beware of those medieval women wielding giant swords
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Good morning 🌞
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My body is a temple. My mind is a strip club. My soul is a crime scene. My love life is solitary confinement. My social life is a mosh pit. I could do this all day.
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Doki Rosi 🌷 working 9 to 5 @dokirosi.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Tampas de Bueiros Japoneses 🌊 Osaka! #art
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/04/2025
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
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Sammy @ Youmacon B05 @sammytighe.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Tron Miku Commission for @supnovagy.bsky.social #art #hatsunemiku
Tron-Inspired Hatsune Miku OC belonging to SupNovaGy (Rosie)
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
We apologize for the length of this post, but we felt it was important to share the full details with you.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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ToiVarg @toivarg.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Robert @ewile.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The town doesn't have too many capybaras. The capybaras have too much town in their home.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
We have too many capybaras, says no one ever, except this Argentine town. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/17/w...
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Pumpkin Spice Polynia 🍂🎃 @polynia.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is the kind of peace I'm searching for.
Lil bug eating a krabby patty on the moon with Earth in the background.
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appo🍎 @populamalus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Cartridge
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
indignities
indignities, from least to most:
phantom phone buzz, work, death, sock get wet
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Astronomy 🔭 @astronomy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
What created the Cat's Eye Nebula's bizarre halo? This image highlights its intricate outer structure, spanning over 3 light-years. Likely formed by earlier, puzzling events in the dying star's life, this halo is far older (50-90k years) than the nebula itself (10k years). Credit: Taavi Niittee
What created the Cat's Eye Nebula's bizarre halo? This image highlights its intricate outer structure, spanning over 3 light-years. Likely formed by earlier, puzzling events in the dying star's life, this halo is far older (50-90k years) than the nebula itself (10k years).

Credit: Taavi Niittee
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