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@soybeanaloe.bsky.social
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한/eng/esp ok any pronouns ok. if you’re not sure on what to use, they/them is fine.

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JeWitch68 @witchywoman68.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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turgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
data visualization is my passion.
fox news showing weekly temperatures: 92, 92, 92, 94, 94, 92, 92, with a very strong gap between 94 and 92.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don’t you ever wish that humans can condense their piss in the body just like kangaroos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction theonion.com/historians-theorize-de…
Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
With heat waves shattering temperature records across the globe, leading to needless deaths, let me just say that history will not look fondly on those who put fossil fuel profits above saving the planet.
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Charles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The argument that we should be preparing students for this workforce - instead of, say, joining with students to organize against AI slop-infused workplaces - is just so ridiculous.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lmao yeah actually reading the bible made me realize that it uh. Contradicts itself.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So yeah I did cry a bit. I got an enby pin too
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m gonna cry I just walked into a pride festival in a nation across the ocean from where I usually live humanity really is beautiful
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Really needed that after my gender breakdown ngl I feel like I’m going to cry
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Actually no life is so fucking wonderful I just walked past an entire street made up of stands and flags filled with pride stuff
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
oh fuck oh shit dysphoria’s hitting harder than it ever has in my life o fuckh
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/06/2026
apparently the bassist for the Oregon Symphony wore a shark costume for their performance of the Jaws score, you love to see it www.reddit.com/r/Portland/c...
photo of a symphony orchestra in concert, only the double bass player is in an inflatable shark costume
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Bill Bennett @billbennett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Narcissists have a history with reflecting pools
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Getting food rn but the headache is a killer the tea I had in the morning is clearly not saving me
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jet lag highkey killing me rn I have had 2 meals in the past 26 hours and have slept for appriximately 3 of those hours
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wow it’s actually more complicated than that. Um not me just 🍿 (we are in a public area and I am next to them. Also these kids are loud.)
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
On one hand I’m so glad for the joy and whimsy in their heart. On the other you deserve all the pollen you’re coughing into right now.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A couple of children just threw themselves into the flower bushes lmao?
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Poem sent around at work for Poetry Wednesday (a tradition of the English dept). I thought people here would appreciate.
THEY/THEM
(dedicated to Nex Benedict)

If God created night & day
& dawn, of course
& dusk
& the tangerine rosepink sunset
& the deep amethyst twilight
& the infant bright of morning

then to perceive the world in binary 
is to forgo knowledge of the divine.
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Dylan Orosz🩵 @finalboyo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Chel✨ @chel.cultofgalaxy.com · 16/06/2026
AI games should NOT be allowed on Steam, just my take on it. 🤷‍♂️
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Miss Machete, Pumpkin Spice Cannibal @miss-machete.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"Thou Shall Not", Photo by A.L. "Whitley" Schafer (1940) Schafer wanted to take a photo with everything banned in the Hays code, and in it I can see what I like in film. Reflecting on this as the pendulum seems to swing to a more puritanical time. Don't worry, sin will be back in style.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Morning.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Am I still in a situationship?
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Soybean and the band of autistic bad bitches they pulled (platonically) because of their autistic swag
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Think one of my fellow friends have autism. What’s with me and like almost everyone I know being like this. How do we all just. Congregate.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Came to the devastating realization that I have a social life now. I want to go back to living under a rock.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
only in here will you get my roommates bringing in a life-sized cardboard cutout of han sooyoung
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
P sure it was a storm we flew through. But I’m still alive and actually arrived an hour earlier than scheduled so all’s well that ends well ig
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sacred af in that moment. Did not even think of closing my eyes until all the turbulence stopped.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Me being a responsible person buckled up and tried to go to sleep but the plane started shaking like crazy. First thought was that it felt like an amusement park ride. Second thought was that plane rides are not supposed to feel like amusement park rides.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Was on a red eye and was woken up by a pilot announcement saying fasten your seatbelts. Thought I slept through the entirety of the flight but nope still had 5 hours to go and was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Just had the scariest flight of my life
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I am like 10 mins into watching kpdh and zoey holds my soul. I am Projecting onto her like. My diasporic ass has grabbed onto her and I am not letting go.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
cannot stop laughing at this i’m stifling my laughter at 2am your cat just looks So.
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It’s almost 3am and I’m fucking losing it over a train ad skdhfjgjdkdkfjbbektthjekekfhthrk
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Tricia Dewberry @triciawokeaf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I wish the USA had respected Jimmy Carter more than they had. He was an amazing man. He was probably the most honest president we have ever had.
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Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD @arghavansallesmd.medsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is worth 3 minutes of your time. No one wants to eat at a restaurant that only serves bland chicken. (It’s not about chicken, or restaurants, tho)
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This is such a goated concept omg
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
where my cowbirds at?
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soybean @soybeanaloe.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Tap water
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I dream of BLTs
Illustration of a woman holding a floating bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with extra fixins. Acrylic painting on board. 2023
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Calls political opponents juvenile names Brags about crowd sizes Marginalizes unsupportive media No real success in the private sector Sells merch to supporters Wants to cancel public broadcasting Exaggerates accomplishments Supports people who occupy nation's capital Detests social safety nets
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 17/04/2025
Beware of those medieval women wielding giant swords
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Good morning 🌞
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