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Perseus Greenman

@futharkvillage.bsky.social
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Pagan sword-fighting dad who writes, rides a motorcycle, teaches math, and explores labyrinths. He/Him, BFC

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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 18h
You want to know what a conjunction looks like? This morning, I couldn't see Mars because the moon was in the way. It looks like Jupiter should conjunct the moon in a few days too. #witchsky #astrologysky #pagansky
Photograph of the half/crescent moon zoomed in. Screenshot of the SkyView app showing that Mars is behind the moon
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The capture the flag game was fun, but the kids were just so defensive. I expected each game to last 10-15 minutes. Instead they lasted 45 minutes each. The second game only ended because I declared a tie so I could feed the children pizza and cake.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm getting organized for my son's birthday party. About 20 kids are going to have a mega game of capture the flag with swords, where the flags are about 100 meters apart. I expect a lot of running and stabbing and general awesomeness.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It isn't often that I disagree with Jill Bearup, a youtuber who talks about sword fights in movies, but she likes the sword fights in the 1952 movie Scaramouche, and as I watch it right now I strongly disagree. The movie is fun, but the Flynning is subpar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQGV...
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The Pinnacle of Movie ⚔️Swordfights⚔️
YouTube video by Jill Bearup
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was today years old when I realized what those lines mean on a 3-dimensional graph: each line going one way connects points with the same x-coordinate, and each line going the other way connections points wit the same y-coordinate. That was never obvious to me because they curve so much.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am such a grouchy pants right now because I've barely moved for the past 3 days. I have a sick kid, and it's been too rainy and windy to get outside safely.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They said yes! The landlords of the space I've been looking to lease have finally agreed to new wording on the clause that was a sticking point, and it's being signed right now by all involved parties! My sword class has a new home come November!
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will never understand math anxiety. When I'm anxious, I do lots of math to remove the ambiguity of the situation. Math is what makes the anxiety go away to a manageable extent.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The goal of spirituality is to be more like a baby. As a baby, you learn that there is a distinction between you and everyone else. I believe that the ultimate goal of every religion is to unlearn this lesson and truly understand that we are all one... Even that jerk who cut me off in traffic.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to compose a song, similar to the science songs about the planets, talking about the magical meanings of the planets. I will need another one about the signs, and yet another about the houses. Then I need to pay actual musicians to actually play and record them so my son will like them.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can see so many stars in the morning. One of the best things about running in the autumn and winter is just how dark it still is by the time I get out the door. This morning, I saw Jupiter and Mars, and I kept trying to see Saturn but it wasn't quite dark enough to see.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forgotten first is my favorite, but I see that one every day. I never pass up a chance for mossy Castle ruin.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ran and sang into the sunrise this morning, timing my run so I was running east on an east/West road so the sunrise was framed before me. If I do nothing else, that'll be a reasonable Mabon solo ritual.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fell asleep on the couch before the online Mabon ritual last night. My wife kicked me out to the bedroom. But there's still this weekend's in-person ritual. My spiritual needs will be fulfilled.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#witchsky, my 4yo wants to learn astrology and astral magick. What is the best source for astral magick for 4 year olds? He already loves "The Guys in the Sky" (the planets) after seeing 5 of them during a conjunction, and has studied a bunch of the science and astronomy appropriate for his age.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Before my trip to Salem yesterday, I took my little guy on a 10 mile bike ride, stopping at 2 playgrounds, before the rain started. A birder was photographing the wetlands next to the first playground. Before we left, she showed us a cool picture she took of a hawk!
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We spent the day in Salem. Satan was giving out free hugs, and I high fived Chewbacca, Jack Sparrow, Jesus, and Jack Skellington. All in all, a lovely day with my family.
My youngest son in a pumpkin mask
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me:
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Peaceful Cottage By The Lake Painting
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In one day, I just logged my fastest 5k run AND my fastest 500 yard swim. Results compared to the past 2 years, so I know I've done a faster 5k back in my 30s, but I think this actually is my fastest 500 yards. Now I just need to bike 10 miles to finish the triathlon. 😛
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20yo me would be impressed. He couldn't get invited to the pagan rituals, didn't know about HEMA, and he didn't know that he was just a fling for the girl he was hopelessly in love with. I have filled most of the holes he felt in his life.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know she isn't mad at me, but I don't like making people sad. I just notified a coworker that she wouldn't be coming on the field trip with us today because 3 students are out sick and we now need 1 fewer staff. Her response: "Nooooo!"
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am frustrated when I see political discord that gets past my filters. I know that I will be less happy if I engage with it, that I will get angry. Instead, let's talk about the fact that my 4yo is currently experimenting with dropping different toys to see which falls fastest. I love science.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm home from work today waiting for a plumber. They will arrive "between 8 and 4." Yeah, that's the whole workday. Lovely. My wife and I are splitting the day. I've got the morning, she'll take the afternoon. That way we both get half a workday.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, that explains why I can't find the person I'm supposed to meet with right now. They're not in the building.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember the day I became a grown up. It wasn't the day I thought it would be, it was actually a little earlier. I thought a grown up was a person who had graduated college, had kids, was married, owned a house, and had a job. But before I hit all of those milestones,
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the prices of teaching my big guy the j stroke in a canoe, I watched a YouTube video on the stroke. It turns out I've been doing it writing for over 30 years. My dad taught it to me wrong. I am now reteaching myself how to pilot a canoe.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drop some KNIVES. (Okay, these are rondel daggers. Close enough.)
Two dagger fighters from Fiore dei Liberi's Pissani Dosi manuscript, with the student's dagger in his right hand in a reverse grip and the master's dagger held in both hands to block it.Two dagger fighters from Fiore dei Liberi's Getty manuscript. The student's right hand, holding the dagger in a reverse grip, is being grabbed by the remedy master. The remedy master is stabbing the student in the chest.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The primary reason I get frustrated when an image doesn't have alt text is when I want to know more, such as "Where is this from? Is this a movie I haven't seen?"
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel strongly that field trips make school better. Students learn more by going out into the world than they would by the same amount of time sitting in a classroom. I wonder if I could write up a curriculum that covers all the standards of the common core for a year just using field trips...?
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Observed another adult sword class tonight. Significantly fewer notes than last time, because the class felt more like my own class. Looking forward to observing the other 4 adult HEMA classes in the area.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I saw some parallels between I.33 and The Flower of Battle this summer, when I taught classes on them back to back. When I posted on a Reddit HEMA forum about it, most of the responses had a flavor of, "No, and you're stupid for even thinking this." (Only one person ACTUALLY called me stupid.)
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I made the mistake of replying to someone who has a large count of followers who believe very strongly something that I only believe a little strongly. I tried to reply to the counter-arguments, but there are too many people who think I'm a jerk for expressing nuance. I deleted my post.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I expressed to one of my best friends that I'm a little sad not to be as nerdy as some other people because I spend so much time exercising that I could spend doing nerdy things. I'm going to keep exercising, but it makes me sad when I compare myself to nerdier nerds.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"You talk most like someone from Massachusetts — about 59% of your answers match a typical resident." Yeah, well you highlighted Maine, not Massachusetts. I am a New Englander, though.
A map with a dark note patch in Louisiana and surrounding areas and a bright red patch over Maine.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My old boss got promoted, but she was in my school again talking to my new boss. When she saw me she made a point to talk about how good a teacher I am. I didn't know what to say, so I told the story about how I accidentally converted a student to satanism and how good that was for her spiritually.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I remember when I realized this, back in third grade. Yes, I AM weird. Thank you for noticing! Would you like to hear a story about how rocks forgot how to speak? Or play D&D with me? Or invent a fantasy card game together because Magic: the Gathering won't come out for another 3 years?
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
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Perseus Holds Medusa's Severed Head
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The lawyers are just arguing over details now. Soon my sword class will have its own space. A space where my swords don't need to be hidden in a closet. A space that I don't have to fight with anyone else to use. A space with big windows so people will drive by and say, "Are they sword-fighting?"
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A lot of people talk about how awful Mondays are, and how much they look forward to Fridays. Today and yesterday are the best I've felt in the morning for a month, now that we are back into the school year. I'm energized and ready to go. Friday is fine, but I love Mondays.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He told me that it was awesome to see his friends he hadn't seen all summer. I told him that I expect better stores tomorrow. There weren't any knights in shining armor in this one.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have informed my oldest son, on his first day in a new school, that he is to have stories about how awesome his day was. If it was entirely a bad day, he's allowed to make things up. I'm looking forward to stories about dragons and wizards invading the school.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm back to working on my "Tarot with More Swords In It" project. I am redoing The High Priestess so that she is sneaking BEHIND the armored hulks of Boaz and Jachim. This is taking forever! Why are faces so hard to draw!? And a hand that is holding a scroll instead of the dagger in her left hand?
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A lot of people showed up for me, but none of them were able to be the person I needed as a child. The hardest part of being a high school teacher is acknowledging that I, personally, cannot be the person that everyone needs. I can help many, maybe even most, but I am not the right person for all.
Text: I became the person I needed when no one showed up for me

Description: an adult is holding up a structure made out of broken does to protect a child. The adult has a light where zir heart should be.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My goal for today's workout was 11,000 lbs. (Today is high weight/low reps day.) I missed that goal by almost 2000 lbs, but that is primarily because I added 20lbs (8%) to my deadlift and cut my reps from last week in half. This was still a good workout, despite the low number at the end.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On my run this morning, I found some wild grapes in the nature trail. I had seen them 3 weeks ago, when they were small and green. Now, they are plump and purple.
The full moon behind the trees, amplified by thin clouds, as I warned up this morningMy hand holding a small bunch of people grapes
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I saw a sign that said "Kingdom Bridge Church," but I thought it said "Kingdom Bridge Combat." Now I want a bridge combat facility to exist. Just bridges with foam pits under them for me to swordfight on. 8 Bridges should suffice.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As down on myself as I am about how I look with my shirt off, a gay man just spent 20 minutes flirting with me while I was sitting in the hot tub after my workout. I take that as a compliment.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have been disappointed by all but one of my birthdays in the lack of dragons.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was a little worried about the viking era swordsmanship class I taught at the regional Thing last week. But the class went well. There were enough swords so everyone got one that they liked to hold. A college professor asked if I would give that same talk at his university.
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Perseus Greenman @futharkvillage.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This video is remarkably silly. In the comments, I will talk about why he's wrong. www.youtube.com/shorts/Lz5j8...
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Can you shoot an arrow with a shield equipped? 🏹
YouTube video by Tales from the Stinky Dragon
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