iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

dadknitting @soop.tube · 29/09/2025

The Hamstring is not a serious muscle group.

dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/09/2025

No you have to call it a generic 16-bit retro game system, it’s only a SNES if it comes from the Nintendeaux region of France.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 31/08/2025

A trivia team made up of radio personalities and voice actors called the plosive poppin’ daddies.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 13/08/2025

The drops of god was the cum we made along the way (that’s a joke for the dozens of people in the world who have watched drops of god)

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 08/05/2025

Pope went to Villanova so that means it's now called the Youse-charist

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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 08/05/2025

we need boys announcing the news in the street again

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 10/04/2025

Conan the Barbarian should have been called Excalibruh.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

today is a terrific day to cancel that monthly donation

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Even as he's rampaging through the government wielding usurped life-and-death power like a toddler with a gun, the man is still desperately, sweatily trying to do epic posts

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 02/02/2025

Phil saw his shadow which means 6 more weeks of a functioning government.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Everything in politics is intentional. There are no accidents. No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute. No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act. No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early. No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/01/2025

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/01/2025

"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/01/2025

monetization idea for this site: you should be able to buy Hexes for one dollar each and every time you hex another user you remove one character from their character limit for 24 hours. become the first social platform to really embrace the PvP model

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 30/12/2024

Why is my idea that generations should be named for iconic professional wrestlers not being taken seriously by anyone?

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 27/12/2024

This guy fuckin hates me.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/12/2024

Flip 7 is the best family board/card game I’ve played in years. And as a bonus it will teach your children about the hubris of hitting on 16 in blackjack without them even realizing it.

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

This story only came out because of a random tipster. Imagine how many cases we never hear about

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat

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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/12/2024

The thing about the "we can't live in an echo chamber" dudes is that none of them has offered a single new opinion in ten fucking years. They're not interested in diversity of thought, they just want people to be forced to listen to their tired bullshit.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/12/2024

Have you noticed that when the fascists escape to platforms like Gab, nobody follows them there? But when we all come here the nazis try to crash the party?

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 06/12/2024

Living my absolute best life knitting while listening to Taylor swift waiting to get into a board game conference.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 01/12/2024

Twister: One day I will behold the majesty of an F5, the finger of god. Twisters: I’m going to find and fuck gods Tornussy.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

this is like my handlers dropping a rock in my new enclosure to make it feel more like my former habitat ❤️

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024

Furiously scribbling in my Big Ideas notebook “business ponchos”

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024

Wait, youre allowed to be a bizarre Italian stereotype in the wwe? Wtf I love pro wresrling now www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LtBrN6/

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TikTok video by WrestlingPicsAndClips

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024

Opening a restaurant that only serves noodle soup and corned beef sandwiches.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 21/11/2024

Vroom vroom babyyyyyy!

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 21/11/2024

This may be a terrible idea but I'm considering being a guy who posts more.

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Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/10/2024

A friend asked me what I was doing while playing Factorio today and I said "heroin for nerurodivergents."

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 19/07/2024

A funny easter egg for comic nerds in the latest deadpool wolverine trailer.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 17/05/2024

Wait is @michaelhobbes.bsky.social a StarCraft guy? Suddenly I want to write a terrible book so I have an excuse to talk to him about the Korean pro SC2 scene.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 25/09/2023

I Pegged Travis Kelce (Taylor's Version)

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ember 🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 21/09/2023

hey guys check this out

a black and white line drawing of the cover art from In The Aeroplane Over The Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel, with a poorly drawn clock in place of the tambourine where the woman's head should be

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

"trans women are too good at being women and cis women can not compete at femininity" was not an argument i saw coming

libs of tiktok tweet getting mad because a trans woman won homecoming queen at some random high school and posting a photo of the court asking "can you guess which one is male"

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 16/09/2023

saw someone asking how the rock and john cena are allowed to do wrestling stuff during the strike “is WWE not a union gig?” met with a thousand responses along the lines of “calling WWE ‘non-union’ would be like calling the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory ‘not quite up to code’”

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 29/08/2023

Ratatouille 2 pitch. It takes place in the Gundam universe and Remy has to pilot a man who pilots a mech suit.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 16/08/2023

Thanks to the woke mob you can’t even have guitar solos in songs anymore.

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