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dadknitting

@soop.tube
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I offset being too online with having very analog hobbies. Talk to me about knitting and tabletop games, @dadknitting on instagram 🧶🐑 Insufferable Philly sports enjoyer.

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dadknitting @soop.tube · 03/02/2026
At one point I opened up a spread sheet called blueberry min/maxing and said out loud "what the fuck am I doing?"
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 10/11/2025
Even cool people are allowed to be wrong sometimes.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 29/09/2025
The Hamstring is not a serious muscle group.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/09/2025
No you have to call it a generic 16-bit retro game system, it’s only a SNES if it comes from the Nintendeaux region of France.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 10/09/2025
I refuse to let you quit this game, keep going.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 31/08/2025
A trivia team made up of radio personalities and voice actors called the plosive poppin’ daddies.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 13/08/2025
The drops of god was the cum we made along the way (that’s a joke for the dozens of people in the world who have watched drops of god)
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 08/05/2025
Pope went to Villanova so that means it's now called the Youse-charist
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 08/05/2025
we need boys announcing the news in the street again
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 12/04/2025
The fourth plague
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 10/04/2025
Conan the Barbarian should have been called Excalibruh.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
today is a terrific day to cancel that monthly donation
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Even as he's rampaging through the government wielding usurped life-and-death power like a toddler with a gun, the man is still desperately, sweatily trying to do epic posts
Screenshot of post on X.com:

Elon Musk [Blue check] [X logo]

@elonmusk 
USAID is a criminal organization. 

Time for it to die.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 02/02/2025
Phil saw his shadow which means 6 more weeks of a functioning government.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ
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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Everything in politics is intentional. There are no accidents. No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute. No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act. No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early. No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/01/2025
don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/01/2025
"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/01/2025
monetization idea for this site: you should be able to buy Hexes for one dollar each and every time you hex another user you remove one character from their character limit for 24 hours. become the first social platform to really embrace the PvP model
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 30/12/2024
Why is my idea that generations should be named for iconic professional wrestlers not being taken seriously by anyone?
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 27/12/2024
This guy fuckin hates me.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/12/2024
@theopgames.bsky.social you’re cool with me doing guerrilla marketing for your game as baby’s first gambling simulator right?
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/12/2024
Flip 7 is the best family board/card game I’ve played in years. And as a bonus it will teach your children about the hubris of hitting on 16 in blackjack without them even realizing it.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Evergreen
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This story only came out because of a random tipster. Imagine how many cases we never hear about
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 17/12/2024
lol, why?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 13/12/2024
@samreich.bsky.social I have an idea!
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
the overarchiver @capybaroness
duke leto: can any of you tell me what the biggest number is?
gurney hallack: i dunno.........22? 23?
thufir hawat (eyes rolling back in his head): one million my lord
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/12/2024
The thing about the "we can't live in an echo chamber" dudes is that none of them has offered a single new opinion in ten fucking years. They're not interested in diversity of thought, they just want people to be forced to listen to their tired bullshit.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/12/2024
Have you noticed that when the fascists escape to platforms like Gab, nobody follows them there? But when we all come here the nazis try to crash the party?
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 06/12/2024
Living my absolute best life knitting while listening to Taylor swift waiting to get into a board game conference.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 01/12/2024
I hit unfollow and then follow again does that help?
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 01/12/2024
Twister: One day I will behold the majesty of an F5, the finger of god. Twisters: I’m going to find and fuck gods Tornussy.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 28/11/2024
Come to Philly sweaty
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 24/11/2024
NPR has spent the last few years softening its coverage to appease Republicans and here's their reward
salon.com
"Democrat propaganda": Marjorie Taylor Greene plans to team up with Musk to defund NPR
She accused the public radio network of doing "nothing for the American people."
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 24/11/2024
IT IS PUBLISHED:
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Theatrics, hatred and Linda McMahon: how pro wrestling explains Donald Trump
The ex-WWE CEO and likely incoming education secretary doesn’t seem like a threat. That’s what makes her one
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this is like my handlers dropping a rock in my new enclosure to make it feel more like my former habitat ❤️
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024
Furiously scribbling in my Big Ideas notebook “business ponchos”
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024
Wait, youre allowed to be a bizarre Italian stereotype in the wwe? Wtf I love pro wresrling now www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LtBrN6/
tiktok.com
#WWE
TikTok video by WrestlingPicsAndClips
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024
Returvrun
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 23/11/2024
Opening a restaurant that only serves noodle soup and corned beef sandwiches.
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 21/11/2024
Vroom vroom babyyyyyy!
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 21/11/2024
This may be a terrible idea but I'm considering being a guy who posts more.
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Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 22/10/2024
A friend asked me what I was doing while playing Factorio today and I said "heroin for nerurodivergents."
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 19/07/2024
A funny easter egg for comic nerds in the latest deadpool wolverine trailer.
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