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Solarsmith

@solarsmith.bsky.social
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The Space Age Mage - he/hers, somewhere in the American Midwest. Lover of space science, creative endeavors, occultism/theology, ancient history, cats, shitposts, and more.

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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 4h
Me: I want to buy a Chainsaw Hitachi: yep Me: … and a Vibrator Hitachi: yeah we got you bro Me: also weird q but do you know where i can find a massive government staffing contract Hitachi: you’re not gonna believe this
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 6h
trans people: gender is mostly vibes and chemicals. we're just trynna be happy in our bodies legions of cis people: i will devote the rest of my life to trying to destroy you with fire
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5h
they’re calling him STEEL CHAIR OSSOFF folks
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5h
william tecumsah ossoff has the rebs on the run in georgia
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's finally done, and she is so pretty
A spear head made to look like an egret
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 9h
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 8h
Nice
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
calvins dad wearing slutty little khaki cutoffs that say CHARACTER across the ass
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20h
(or salt) broke me in a way I didn't think was possible
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, the Archdiocese of St Louis is *mad*, mad, I see. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Archdiocese sues US government over denied Catholic sacraments for ICE detainees
According to the website of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, religious figures may visit detainees at any time after giving notice to the sheriff’s office. The lawsuit contends that ICE is failing...
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ceej @ceej.online · 23h
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 15h
She is the lady of drunkenness, the queen of the dance. She stabs the enemy, drives back the rebels, kills off the enemies in the place of internment; she is Sekhmet the great, who has power over the masses--the countless crowd trembles upon seeing her. (OGC)
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most of BlueSky for the next month: "Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a +4 R seat."
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love to the crowd chanting “GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE!”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker.
Atelier Missor, active since 2021, describes itself on X as a “classical foundry in Paris, on its way to building a new Rome.” Its founder, Missor Movahed Ghaleh Nouri, has claimed he was drawn to pursue classical sculpture after receiving a vision of Napoleon I while wandering the Place Vendôme in Paris. His staff wear identical tan suspenders, billowy shirts, and unkempt facial hair, and—per previous versions of their website—spent much of the first half of the 2020s producing bronze and clay busts of such figures as (of course) Napoleon, Nietzsche, and Jordan Peterson.
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
while your fanfiction faves were studying the blade, mine practiced tongue fu
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
UNSEAL THE POWERPOINT
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This feels spiritually true, if you die fast and hard enough your soul noclips out of samsara
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we are totally going to find out kash patel made him a honorary fbi agent at some point and has been back pedaling ever since
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know how people find these random old posts, but sometimes they find a winner. Yesterday someone liked this 2+ year old image and it let me see it again. Look at baby Colin Robinson.
Tiny baby white goat in a field of blue and red wildflowers
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
<No limb> of mine is without a god. (BDQ)
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 06/10/2026
im not just jorking it to genderswapped harry potter drawings. this is so much more than that. this is War. a War for our Culture. im jerking it to Western Civilization
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "10 scooby doo remakes entirely made by computers: viewed by computers,
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Matthew "Spooky" Stienberg 🦇🎃 @matthewstien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Successful Harry Potter fanfic appears to produce two outcomes: 1) a good career as a fantasy author 2) an obsession with the singularity and desire to build AI God via the formation of a Bay area sex cult. There is no middle ground.
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Solarsmith @solarsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's yelling just for the pure love of the game
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking for vestments on Etsy and this one literally stopped me in my tracks. www.etsy.com/listing/4387...
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Blue Denim Roman Cassock Soutane | Denim Custom Clergy Robe Priest Vestment - Etsy
This Vestments item by HolyClergy has 48 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Pakistan. Listed on Aug 29, 2026
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 05/10/2026
Oh so even the ancient Greek artists were hardcore shrimping
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous. Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No matter. I thought I detected the light of a divine purpose in your eye.
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Dr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
named for General Darke, who definitely didn't practice degenerate rituals in the darkness of the Ohio woods to slake his fell appetites en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
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William Darke - Wikipedia
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Solarsmith @solarsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahhh he’s so shaped! I love it! 🥰
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Rev. Hal-loween Daze 🎃 @facilitatrix.babalon.io · 04/10/2025
For October 4th, "The End" collect from Liber XV. As someone with a lot of proselytization-flavor trauma, this perspective is so healing: "What happens when we die?" "Well, what do you want to happen? Because that's what I want for you, too."
[Image description: Black background, with a lit match smoking and glowing a cloud of gold and orange] 

Image text is "The End" collect from Liber XV, the Gnostic Mass—

Unto them from whose eyes the veil of life hath fallen may there be granted the accomplishment of their true Wills; 
whether they will absorption in the Infinite, 
or to be united with their chosen and preferred, 
or to be in contemplation, 
or to be at peace, 
or to achieve the labour and heroism of incarnation on this planet or another, or in any Star, 
or aught else, 
unto them may there be granted the accomplishment of their wills; 
yea, the accomplishment of their wills.
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Solarsmith @solarsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My boy Sterling made a pleasing shape with his feets the other day
White and grey cat asleep on a grey couch, his feet are perfectly in a straight line
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Adam Casto @acasto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think Gemini’s tired of my shit.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026
immediately claiming Spencer’s Gifts the second my fellow survivors clear the zombies from this mall
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TIL there’s a fish that lives in the lowest depths of the Congo River that has stunted growth, no color pigment, and no eyes. And locally it’s called “mondeli bureau,” which translates to “white man in an office” LMAO
A very small blind pasty white yellowish fish in the palm of someone’s hand. Lamprologus lethops, a fish that lives in the lower Congo River, is pale and blind like fish that dwell in caves deep underwater.
(Image credit: Courtesy of Melanie Stiassny)
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there is discord among the concubines of the emperor's vizier
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since we’re well past Labor Day I think we can celebrate Fondue Friday, right? Fun flame and saucery? 🔮
The pink cover of the 1969 book FONDUE MAGIC:
FUN, FLAME AND SAUCERY AROUND THE WORLD
BY ANITA PRICHARD
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Iain Bancarz 🇨🇦 @iainrb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tech bro is upset to learn the Pope believes immortal souls are real and computer programs don't have them. 🫠
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Renaissance 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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