Reposted by SolarsmithConor @ernekid.bsky.social · 4hMe: I want to buy a Chainsaw Hitachi: yep Me: … and a Vibrator Hitachi: yeah we got you bro Me: also weird q but do you know where i can find a massive government staffing contract Hitachi: you’re not gonna believe this 722924
Reposted by SolarsmithTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 6htrans people: gender is mostly vibes and chemicals. we're just trynna be happy in our bodies legions of cis people: i will devote the rest of my life to trying to destroy you with fire 756293
Reposted by SolarsmithGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5hthey’re calling him STEEL CHAIR OSSOFF folks 1032324
Reposted by SolarsmithGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5hwilliam tecumsah ossoff has the rebs on the run in georgia 834633
Reposted by SolarsmithMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It's finally done, and she is so pretty 632512437
Reposted by SolarsmithRebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 9hDressmaker is a masterpiece. 7760281355
Reposted by SolarsmithNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/05/2026calvins dad wearing slutty little khaki cutoffs that say CHARACTER across the ass 114619
Reposted by SolarsmithShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20h(or salt) broke me in a way I didn't think was possible 5289286
Reposted by SolarsmithRosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh, the Archdiocese of St Louis is *mad*, mad, I see. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukArchdiocese sues US government over denied Catholic sacraments for ICE detaineesAccording to the website of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, religious figures may visit detainees at any time after giving notice to the sheriff’s office. The lawsuit contends that ICE is failing... 937796
Reposted by Solarsmithceej @ceej.online · 23hwaymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt 402541390
Reposted by SolarsmithAncient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 15hShe is the lady of drunkenness, the queen of the dance. She stabs the enemy, drives back the rebels, kills off the enemies in the place of internment; she is Sekhmet the great, who has power over the masses--the countless crowd trembles upon seeing her. (OGC) 13010
Reposted by SolarsmithMatt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Most of BlueSky for the next month: "Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a +4 R seat." 965267
Reposted by SolarsmithEmily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Love to the crowd chanting “GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE!” 2417
Reposted by SolarsmithMicah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text 191319186
Reposted by SolarsmithKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker. 1632240419
Reposted by SolarsmithKaren Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026while your fanfiction faves were studying the blade, mine practiced tongue fu 3315
Reposted by SolarsmithI support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026UNSEAL THE POWERPOINT 3568
Reposted by Solarsmithtracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u 7576972494
Reposted by SolarsmithJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start. 532173474
Reposted by Solarsmithhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This feels spiritually true, if you die fast and hard enough your soul noclips out of samsara 627029
Reposted by Solarsmithdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026we are totally going to find out kash patel made him a honorary fbi agent at some point and has been back pedaling ever since 3393965
Reposted by SolarsmithBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't know how people find these random old posts, but sometimes they find a winner. Yesterday someone liked this 2+ year old image and it let me see it again. Look at baby Colin Robinson. 231408175
Reposted by SolarsmithRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing. 214450
Reposted by SolarsmithHannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series! 3292782847
Reposted by SolarsmithAncient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026<No limb> of mine is without a god. (BDQ) 04212
Reposted by Solarsmithponder @ponder.ooo · 06/10/2026im not just jorking it to genderswapped harry potter drawings. this is so much more than that. this is War. a War for our Culture. im jerking it to Western Civilization 212722
Reposted by Solarsmith聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "10 scooby doo remakes entirely made by computers: viewed by computers, 17614
Reposted by SolarsmithMatthew "Spooky" Stienberg 🦇🎃 @matthewstien.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Successful Harry Potter fanfic appears to produce two outcomes: 1) a good career as a fantasy author 2) an obsession with the singularity and desire to build AI God via the formation of a Bay area sex cult. There is no middle ground. 1145
Reposted by SolarsmithJ. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 05/10/2026Looking for vestments on Etsy and this one literally stopped me in my tracks. www.etsy.com/listing/4387...etsy.comBlue Denim Roman Cassock Soutane | Denim Custom Clergy Robe Priest Vestment - EtsyThis Vestments item by HolyClergy has 48 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Pakistan. Listed on Aug 29, 2026 2155
Reposted by SolarsmithPunished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 05/10/2026Oh so even the ancient Greek artists were hardcore shrimping 0103
Reposted by SolarsmithSable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 01/01/2026In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous. Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires." 11773232
Reposted by Solarsmithlolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm 31023230
Reposted by Solarsmithoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No matter. I thought I detected the light of a divine purpose in your eye. 03110
Reposted by SolarsmithDr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026named for General Darke, who definitely didn't practice degenerate rituals in the darkness of the Ohio woods to slake his fell appetites en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...en.wikipedia.orgWilliam Darke - Wikipedia 142
Reposted by SolarsmithRev. Hal-loween Daze 🎃 @facilitatrix.babalon.io · 04/10/2025For October 4th, "The End" collect from Liber XV. As someone with a lot of proselytization-flavor trauma, this perspective is so healing: "What happens when we die?" "Well, what do you want to happen? Because that's what I want for you, too." 1113
Solarsmith @solarsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My boy Sterling made a pleasing shape with his feets the other day 1120
Reposted by SolarsmithAdam Casto @acasto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think Gemini’s tired of my shit. 412819
Reposted by SolarsmithSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier 26531165
Reposted by Solarsmithceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026immediately claiming Spencer’s Gifts the second my fellow survivors clear the zombies from this mall 1642538
Reposted by SolarsmithErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/10/2026TIL there’s a fish that lives in the lowest depths of the Congo River that has stunted growth, no color pigment, and no eyes. And locally it’s called “mondeli bureau,” which translates to “white man in an office” LMAO 111139198
Reposted by SolarsmithJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14343551079
Reposted by Solarsmithrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there is discord among the concubines of the emperor's vizier 81476
Reposted by SolarsmithSarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Since we’re well past Labor Day I think we can celebrate Fondue Friday, right? Fun flame and saucery? 🔮 25016
Reposted by SolarsmithIain Bancarz 🇨🇦 @iainrb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tech bro is upset to learn the Pope believes immortal souls are real and computer programs don't have them. 🫠 1194
Reposted by SolarsmithThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Renaissance 2: Electric Boogaloo. 2141