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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 3h
Do not ask me how much money I spent on these. >.<
Screenshot of order confirmation page for two box seats for the Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Concerts at the Chicago Symphony
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 19h
I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.
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Lisa No Thank You @ohseafarer.bsky.social · 18h
this is pretty much the college town mayor equivalent of firebombing fraternity row tbh (which I would also rate very highly, if any college town mayors seeking a popularity boost are reading)
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 19h
this fool’s spoon isn’t even runcible
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 18h
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a moment of clarity here. There is a specific type of Tech Guy that finds the idea of handing their life over to an AI agent both appealing and practical, and I’m going to guess the Venn diagram with “guys who have a wife at home managing all the messy parts of life” is nearly a circle.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
this can probably be blamed in part upon the Pissfingers Normalization Process that our society has undergone around pet ownership over the 25 years or so
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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courtney @ ✨fortune’s weave✨ @courtneywirthit.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
sometimes magical, always anti-fascist. #fuckice #abolishice
sailor mars melting ice that reads “fuck ice”
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Skulls MacKenzie 💀 @disposablehero.com · 28/09/2026
Don't wanna
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 28/09/2026
🧵. There are a few games that do interesting things with owning your mistakes. But most games actually do not *expect* you to do that. The failure state exists only to make success feel valuable. They don't actually expect anyone to settle for failing.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wait do i love her or AM i her (actually maybe it's both)
Nigella Lawson on Bake Off, cutting a piece of cake (off camera) as she says, "I don't have many skills, but eating is one of them."
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The humanities have been calling out genAI theft since the jump, while STEM has rallied around “discovery potential”. I am *ONCE AGAIN* reminding EVERYONE that science is not the sacred cow, STEM isn’t the exception. They are going to steal our IP, too. We aren’t special.
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got one of my favorite kickers in ages published this weekend www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
Given the difficulties Trump has had, there’s no telling when or how the Iran war will end. But the longer the conflict persists and oil shipments remain hindered, the more likely the shifts in oil demand we’re seeing are to become permanent.

This administration doing anything to purposefully encourage that outcome is deeply unlikely. But if I had a nickel for every time Trump accidentally drove down global carbon emissions through a terrible policy decision, I’d have two nickels. Which, as a fictional mad scientist once said, “isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
wait hold on, Diddy isn't Donkey Kong's son??? He's just some guy Donkey Kong knows???
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more of this worm. he reminds me of a convenience store or gas station logo
three flat color drawings of a long bodied worm or snake like fantasy creature with six wings and a body that is striped with black on top, then blue, then red, and then yellow on the underside. it appears to be crying.
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ideas for my midlife crisis: -Become swift like a coursing river -Develop force like a great typhoon -Build all the strength like a raging fire -Mysterious like the dark side of the moon
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I ain’t tapping shit until I’ve confirmed the total and made sure nothing is fucked up. Then and only then do you get my money codes.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, totally safe, after spending four delightful hours in Jurassic Park's passenger pigeon and dodo sanctuary: "Fuck happened out here"
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Kathleen @burritomadness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Oregon should just pass a bill saying the back of the flag is the front of the flag now. I love him, your honor
The back of the Oregon state flag,a yellow beaver on a blue background
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some creatures you might find in the woods.
Two panels; top is of some glowing sprite type creatures huddled together in the grass and the second is a big black serpentine creature with blank yellow eyes moving slowly through the forest.
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Ursula K. PenGuin @ikiruined.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"why should engineers study anything other than engineering?" is a bold question to ask when Silicon Valley is dominated by a death cult that was created by a badly reheated version of Pascal's Wager and a Harry Potter fanfic.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And this is how we end up here. 🤷🏻
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Can an AI feel pain? No.” There I fixed it for you.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obviously this is due to unethical backyard breeding. #AdoptDontShop
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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JK @miniver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stand ready every day just in case today you must do the right thing
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Kevin Bacon is six degrees away Five degrees now, sir *alarm sirens blare* Four degrees Sir he’s breached the perimeter Three degrees Sir Two degrees One *kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
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Jes @midnightbex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not surprised by this at all. All of my customers who are buying equipment right now are almost exclusively building things for data centers. Every other industry has fallen off a cliff. Used to be 80% auto, medical, and aerospace.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/09/2026
i keep thinking of this clip it so perfectly encapsulates trying to explain any kind of internet-based job that's only existed for the past 10-20 years
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Relatable
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it is really amazing that a huge corporation spent more than a billion dollars on a trilogy of movies in one of the most popular franchises of all time without even a rough draft of where the story was going to go. not answering the question it's just weird
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