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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 1h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 19m
(The actual gift card is primarily being spent on Nintendo merchandise and various pins and keychains from other stuff lolol.)
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 20m
However, it means I was able to get my mom a wand so she can do the little magic thingys in the parks tomorrow, without actually paying any money for it. I am satisfied with this compromise.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 20m
Universal is doing a promo where if you buy a merchandise gift card you get a free Harry Potter wand. This is transparently an attempt to get rid of ones they’re overstocked on (Neville, Newt, Tonks, and Kingsley Shacklebolt - purely on aesthetics I understand the others but Neville is a mystery).
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Uncle k8 @unclek8.bsky.social · 1h
chanting “wet the dry! dry the wet!” to motivate myself to make dinner (spaghetti, of course)
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Mckay Martin @saintmichale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do you think he's ok in there #tgcf #hualian #huacheng
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 2h
about that, i drew a sketch for our engineers but accidentally used a 1:1 scale, so our Big Creek Tunnel bucket is 4 miles long and holds 6 million cubic feet of popcorn
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 7h
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Tufted ground squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in floof. Let's start with the *FLOOF* & talk about why they're called "VAMPIRE SQUIRRELS" last. They have the largest tail: body size ratio of any mammal on Earth: the tail is *130%* the size the body.
Taken from "Critter Science" blog: A  squirrel with dark coloration, just an amazingly large tail, and long tufted ears that point slightly backwards.  Along the long-thin body are orange, white and black striping. The tail looks almost exactly like one of those dust-trapping dusters.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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weaselproof @weaselproof.bsky.social · 10h
Behold, the original Rest Of The Fucking Owl
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 6h
Identifying these things requires paying attention to AI, and I refuse to devote any more of my brainpower to AI knowledge than absolutely necessary. 😒
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
left
some people need their ass beat
right
punishment does not transform people
middle
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 19h
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 12h
over the years I swear I've had 10+ people ask my permission to get this pic as a tattoo, but not a single person has followed up with the actual tattoo photo surely one of you is out there? you actually did it, yeah? not just a bluff?
painting of two squid, one in bottom left corner, one in top right corner, touching appendages in the middle, a parody of the creation of adam
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 17h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 10h
Oddly, I don’t have too many of these. There are plenty of shows that I fell off of HARD when they took a nosedive, but it’s rarely retroactively ruined the show. I usually just pretend the rest of it doesn’t exist and read fanfic based on the good parts. 🤷🏻
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 12h
I did the coaster! And yes, super fun, and not too bad of a wait time either! Im planning to ride it again when I go back later this week. 😁
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 13h
The enormous line would have annoyed me less if I didn’t have to spend the time watching people constantly mess up the golden statues. 😩 There’s even a sign on the wall that explains you have to activate them AT THE SAME TIME!! But yeah, just with early entrance people it was already like 110min!
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 20h
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 23h
Godzilla and King Kong, two besties hanging out #art
Illustration of Godzilla and King Kong having a good time chilling in the city
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🔱 𝔹 𝔼 𝔸 𝕊 𝕋 𝕊 𝕆 𝕌 𝕃 🔱 @beastsoul.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
can't remember if I posted my doodle of venusaur with a tiny ass on here but here ya go :v
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 23h
I’m also SUPER glad I didn’t skip the Untrainable Dragon show. WAY cooler than I expected it to be!! The puppets were awesome. 🤩
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 23h
So today was Extremely Long but I had SO much fun! Didn’t get to everything, but I did a lot! And I’ve got plenty of time to go back and do stuff again, etc. Longest waits were for Mario Kart and Donkey Kong Mine-Cart Madness, but both were a ton of fun, so worth it imho. 😁
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still WINNING! 🌟 (Someone needs to explain how I did this, because I’m RUBBISH at Mario Kart 😂😅)
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spending the morning WINNING~! #TeamDK
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/10/2026
fistfighting 11 security officers aboard the federation vessel USS Basic Decency after they so much as suggest un-isekaiing me back to 21st century europe
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Mckay Martin @saintmichale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#tgcf #hualian #heavenofficialsblessing #xielian
A drawing of XieLian and Quan Yizhen riding a cart. QY speech bubble: Why does crimson rain sought flower call you babygirl? XL speech bubble: How about we stop talking for a while.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, not really, but thanks for trying, Florida sign. 😅🏳️‍⚧️
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4 October 1936. Battle of Cable Street took place in Cable Street, Whitechapel, London. It was a clash between the Metropolitan Police, protecting a march by the British Union of Fascists (BUF) led by Sir Oswald Mosley and various anti-fascist and Jewish demonstrators.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show creator Sherwood Schwartz commented in his memoir that there is always a subset of people who will believe everything they see. I think about that a lot.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
congrats on your new pokemon
silly digital doodle of jay holding a blue grey backpack and a confused pigeon with question marks in it, on a white background
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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みほ @kotorimiho111.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#svsss #MDZS #TGCF mxtx先生三作品でアニマル攻め's
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions.
Aten installed Muse on both his iPhone and a Mac mini that he uses to test out various Al agents and tech. It took Meta a single day to begin "helpfully" pitching article ideas based on texts he'd sent to a podcast co-host.
When he asked Muse how it got the information, it said that it read banners from incoming texts. But that's not true, either.
After doing a little digging, Aten says Muse synced 187,000 lines from his Messages database, despite Full Disk Access being Off.Unless Aten is the most popular person on the face of the planet, I sincerely doubt he'd gotten 187,000 lines of text in roughly 24 hours. What happened is that, without permission, Muse went into the app and downloaded the information.
He had not given Muse permission to access Messages, and full disk access was not enabled. It just went ahead and uploaded those texts anyway.
Muse can take "unexpected actions" indeed.
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🌈✨MAX✨🌈 @solarcat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And then suddenly, King Ghidorah. 🤷🏻
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 03/10/2026
Squirrel photography wasn't too bad today either.
A squirrel behind a tree looking out with a giant peanut in their mouth. Where did you get that???A squirrel backlit by the Setting Sun with the tree below it and another tree in the distance behind it but it lights up the tail very well
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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