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@socialistboat.dad
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1h
man oh man
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 8h
I really feel that understanding the nuances of Akkadian urban planning and military recruitment strategies will help me uh. Edit tiktoks
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 9h
my work calendar is filling up for the next couple weeks and I'm having trouble fitting in my own priorities for personal growth (e.g. "play civilization for four hours straight")
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 20h
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12h
Wife boat wife boat wife boat
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12h
Hell yeah
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 14h
Like any true New Englander I take my coffee with a hearty pour of apple cider
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15h
is she... you know... (raises eyebrows) paneled with your insurer?
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22h
it's so funny to use technical precision audiophile headphones to listen to podcasts recorded at a bite of 4 kbps
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 06/10/2026
That’s my mayor 🫡 gaycitynews.com/nyc-9-millio...
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NYC to allocate $9 million to non-profits for youth gender-affirming care as private hospitals retreat
The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene is planning to steer nearly $9 million to non-profit health providers to deliver gender-affirming
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows:

MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen]
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are saying this!!!!
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COMPUTERS: A BIG MISTAKE Bumper Sticker - Etsy
This Bumper Stickers item by MPLWDNoveltyCistern has 1145 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Maplewood, NJ. Listed on Sep 14, 2026
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 07/10/2026
tfw
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Donkey Kong Country Minecart Adventure
ALT: Donkey Kong Country Minecart Adventure
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I was like 18 I kept getting emails for a Chris Polansky who was on the board of the Texas A&M anime club. The board members kept emailing me despite my repeatedly telling them they had the wrong email address for their Chris Polansky, so I emailed in a resignation and it caused a whole thing
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
at the mall trying to find a store that will sell me things to put on top of my cooking pots. let me just look at the store directory here... oh perfect
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 06/10/2026
paul bunyan & babe, trees of mystery, route 101, klamath, california, 1991
paul bunyan & babe, trees of mystery, route 101, klamath, california, 1991
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
A significant chunk of my very limited working memory is dedicated to keeping a mental register of the current locations of my daughters' various water bottles
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
doctor said I should eat more asparagus after my test results came back low on my big purple rubber band count
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David Gregory-Kumar @drdavidgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway. Please enjoy this DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE NARROW BOAT!!!! (You probably can’t see* it, it’s centre frame) (*or at least accurately torpedo it)
A narrow boat in the distinctive abstract black and white WWI “dazzle” camouflage.
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Beautiful Public Data @beautifulpublicdata.com · 05/10/2026
Stopped by and checked out @mapcenter.com this weekend in Pawtucket, RI! Andrew has a fantastic shop full of some cartographic gems. Picked up “The Red Atlas” which features tons of maps of the US made by Soviet spies during the Cold War. If you are in Rhode Island stop by and check it out!
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12/02/2025
Photo of Craig Finn, singer of the Hold Steady, whose lyrics sound like this post sometimes kinda, standing on stage singing into a microphone with one hand outstretched and a guitar on a strap around his shoulder
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 22/02/2025
Steven Maturin from Master and Commander with a speech bubble so it looks like he's saying the quoted post
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Charles In Charge (of trains) @thecharles1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
going to therapy for the first time in a while tomorrow
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
this “quote” from the episode of Full House where the Tanner family gets on stage with the Beach Boys is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on IMDB
The Beach Boys: Ba ba ba... Barbara Ann.

Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner: Ba ba ba... Barbara Ann.

The Beach Boys: Oh, Barbara Ann, take my hand.
Barbara Ann, you got me rock and a roll. Rock and a reel.

Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 08/02/2024
It's just called Dunkin' now. It's not Dunk And Donuts anymore
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12/05/2024
DAVID BYRNE: Same as it ever was LIL JON: What? DAVID BYRNE: Same as it ever was LIL JON: Unh! DAVID BYRNE: Same as it ever was LIL JON: Yeah! DAVID BYRNE: Same as it ever was LIL JON: Okay!
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 05/10/2026
when I'm midway through composing a riff in the group chat and I see someone else is typing so I have to accelerate to beat them to the joke
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Ghost in the Shell: Robotic Fingers Typing
Alt: Ghost in the Shell: Robotic Fingers Typing
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 05/10/2026
ICE technology is a dead man walking
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 05/10/2026
my idea for a podcast is The General Purpose Podcast. it will be all things to all people. whatever your desire, it will be fulfilled. our audience is humanity writ large. our song is the sound of a thousand voices locked in unison and we will be heard. mostly guessing games and old movie recaps
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 05/10/2026
This is what all cars look like now
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Orca anti-ship unit patchOrca anti-ship unit patchOrca anti-ship unit patch
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 05/10/2026
Looking at the North Star thinking about how cool it is that there's a star that's north. How's your night going
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
I can lift any child
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dolly Titass Connecticut, Charles R. Hale Collection, Vital Records, 1640-1955
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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alison 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bluishorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they sell professional cheese now
my hand holding a label for a bag of babybel cheeses that says “babybel PRO.” the cheese wrappers are an unappetizing bluish purple color.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
My takeaway from the section of The Verge: Reformation, Renaissance and Forty Years that Shook the World by Patrick Wyman about Martin Luther was that he had a very early case of poster's brain that left him writing crankier and wilder pamphlets until he died. Never stopped posting. Respect
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Oli @olid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“No, I actually like to vacation in all types of lakes, not just in timber lakes.”
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
Lance Bass? Typically, no. Hook bass. Lance e.g. carp, gar, bullhead, suckers, etc
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
wife was listening to something that sounded like Arcade Fire. i asked "who is this?" she said "it's Arcade Fire." I shouted "I KNEW IT!" in smug triumph
He's hip, he's cool, he's 45
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at that big girl
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
I can lift any child
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2026
Oh hooray!
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