Reposted by rusalkarusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025every night at bedtime, i unzip my ribcage and everything comes spilling out. daydreams and things i didn't say today and fragments of songs and tasks that i've forgotten to do and anyway i think that's why i'm having a hard time falling aslee 1181
Reposted by rusalkarusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026i dreamed that a bear cub found us and wouldn't leave so we had to walk him to the forest every morning before work so he could go to bear school 0214
Reposted by rusalkaJared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I need a pretty lady to take me on walks for my health. Like you would a fat poodle. 2426
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026muttering "this is good data" like a mantra at every new disappointment or deviation 0206
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i have a samsung washing machine and every time the laundry is done it plays a jaunty tune for so long that it makes me want to punch a sailor 1110
Reposted by rusalkaGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026throwing old air conditioners and laptops and shit into the vortex that opened in my backyard 2548
Reposted by rusalkaChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Every time my sternum cracks I hope this is the time it splits open and all of the light in my chest will engulf the world 411839
Reposted by rusalkarusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025been riding lots of trains, the same ones as you 0284
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i think i need someone to invent a tiny pallet jack type situation so i can take my potted plants outside for the summer and inside for the winter as they keep getting bigger and needing larger pots and i continue to become an old and frail crone 080
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026yeah, we're remodeling the bathroom. we had a hard time deciding, but ultimately, we went with the silly straw build. 050
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026i cursed god and he sent a plague of migraines in retaliation 180
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026the best beef jerkey i ever had is from a local butcher from my hometown in the middle of nowhere in bugfuck, kansas at $20 a pound. it's now $40 a pound. i'm gonna buy some today knowing it's probably the last time 150
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026i dreamed that a bear cub found us and wouldn't leave so we had to walk him to the forest every morning before work so he could go to bear school 0214
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026love to call mint mobile already irritated because my phone suddenly isn't working and have an automated system tell me excitedly, "foxtastic!" as it walks me through useless troubleshooting steps 290
Reposted by rusalkamindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Looking for 10-12 unpaid volunteers to be interred alongside me in my sarcophagus 58522
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026my cat is mad that i won't share my laffy taffy with her. get your own, virginia. 070
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026considering running errands in this later bc i'm too lazy to change 0130
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" scavenging the wasteland for canned food and old vhs tapes 1387
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026one of our cats reminds me of a confused ewok. she's like if a squirrel and a small lizard merged brains. she enjoys ramming head first into people and objects, and she is built like a subaru 0121
Reposted by rusalkajam @socialistboat.dad · 23/03/2026unfortunately I have been struck by a Vision 2102
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026can i have 225 thousand dollars please there is a house for sale with a buffalo sanctuary behind it 2183
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 05/02/2026refreshed the shag haircut and woke up looking like the rugrats cynthia doll 0100
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026water flossers exist because dentists wanted to get a practical joke in on the rest of us and the water squirting lapel flower market was already taken 1111
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026the soft animal of my body is a lot like fizzgig from the dark crystal 060
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026it's a new year! download your employer's new wellness app. it's different from last year's wellness app. fill out this questionnaire about your health. connect your fittness watch! how are you sleeping? are you sad? did you know you can unlock the app with your face?! what's your darkest secret? 0356
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026i was having a bad dream, and in it, i was trying to call for help, but no sound was coming out. i ended up doing a wilhelm scream-yodel in real life that woke up myself and everyone in the house. i guess that's one way to hit the eject button. 090
Reposted by rusalkafrielf @goblin.fans · 04/01/2026you've ready accepted your current living conditions would you like to continue to accept them? 5342
rusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025we didn't put out ornaments this year, i think she's mad either way about it 0184
Reposted by rusalkarusalka @tinyboxes.bsky.social · 12/11/2025inhaling deep and creaking like an old ship 18121
Reposted by rusalka☀️ @stel.energy · 17/12/2025anyway who wants to savor the slow merging of our bodies together until we're an unearthly mix of both of our best features except we retain the parallel consciousness needed for erotic interplay. we can fight for control if you're into that. can you drive stick 1613918
