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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12h
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7. Camera roll boat photo challenge
Users search their phone galleries and share favorite pictures of ferries, yachts, and water taxis.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/10/2026
This is my #1 favorite archival photo hung up on the walls of the Consumer Reports Auto Test Center
iPhone pic of a black and white photographic print on a white wall. The print shows a little girl, maybe 2-3 years old, seated in the back seat of a car in a very early infant car seat. It does not look safe. It looks very concerning to me. The little girl seems chill, she's fine with it, she has white tights and little black Mary Janes on
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/10/2026
This is my second favorite archival photo hung up on the walls of the Consumer Reports Auto Test Center
iPhone pic I took of a black and white photographic print hanging on an office wall. The photo shows an old 90s Toyota (maybe a Tercel?) going fuckin' hog wild through an agility course marked by traffic cones. The car is tilted way over to the left and the right rear tire is barely making contact with the road. One traffic cone has been perfectly flipped upside down and is hanging in the air in the wake of the flying Toyota
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/10/2026
This is my third favorite archival photo hung up on the walls of the Consumer Reports Auto Test Center
iPhone pic I took of a black and white photographic print on the wall of an office. The photo shows a dark colored coupe with chrome hub caps and a sloping hatchback style profile. Attached behind the car is a sort of bicycle wheel on a long metal strut, used back then to measure distance. The car is leaning forward hard on the front wheels as the driver slams on the brakes and, while the car itself is sharply in focus, the background (a few trees, a grassy hill) is significantly blurred with the motion of the camera tracking the subject. This photograph elicits a "hell yeah" from yours truly
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/10/2026
Craig Finn yelling into the mic on stage. He's the guy from the Hold Steady fyi
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/10/2026
"a computer can never be horny. therefore a computer can never create art" oh yeah explain this then
crunchy ass JPEG of an old blue and silver calculator upside down so it says BOOBIES on the display
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/10/2026
can't stop thinking about this
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 14/10/2026
Spotted the other night
An 80s Buick station wagon with wood paneling parked on the side of the street at night dusted with a smattering of autumn leabesAnother view showing the rear of the car where there's a CARTER '76 bumper sticker
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 14/10/2026
MyD Keeps berries dried YourD Needs magnified
Photo of a little freshness packet from a big container of dried strawberries and the packet says "MyD" on it. Like the Mickey Avalon song from (checks notes) fully 20 years ago god damn
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12/10/2026
Hell yeah
Screenshot of iOS mobile chrome app tab screen with only 1 tab and it's "New Tab"
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12/10/2026
They had a tradwife influencer pumpkin head at the fall festival corn maze
Photo of a PVC mannequin with a painted pumkin head and it's wearing a floral print dress with a long sleeve white t shirt covering the arms and a red apron and has a long red haired wig on. In the background are some huge stacked tires with kids climbing on them
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 10/10/2026
Shout out to the dad here wearing this hoodie
Product photo of a black hooded sweatshirt with a design on the back that reads "Seek Therapy Not P*ssy" with little icons of a naked ladu, a face in profile, a sin, a flower, a dollar sign and a sort of spiral eyeball logo arranged around the text
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 10/10/2026
Come to the corn maze tube slide jumping pillow tractor ride cider donut fried dough exotic animal show fall festival in the next 30 min if you etc etc
Selfie of your humble poster in a blue plaid shirt and sunglasses from Costco with a mirrorless camera around his neck and a hill with big slides made out of corrugated black plastic construction tubing (?) in the background. It's a sunny day and yours truly is smiling in a tight-lipped white guy fashion
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 10/10/2026
the plane is my brain and the lady is one (1) cup of coffee
Black and white photo:
"Unidentified Woman Starting a Plane" by Neal Douglass, 1940
An unidentified woman looks as if she is about to spin the propeller of a plane at the Pilots' CCA at University Airport.
From the University of North Texas website "The Portal to Texas History"
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Gandalf whistling for Shadowfax but instead of a horse it's a white late 80s Volvo 240 wagon
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
New England is New Englanding
Photo of a big tree whose leaves are turning from green to red/orange next to a house with pleasantly weathered wooden shakes and white trim. A single blue recycling bin sits on the curb
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
breakout single "DIAL TONE" made it to #38, sophomore LP ("Broken Home Renovation Financing") flopped
fake record cover using the photo from the above quoted tweet of PVC pipes on a mini golf course, with white text on a black background added reading 
FLIMSY
so long from somewhere...
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 30/09/2026
Achewood comic
Lie Bot: Alright everybody! It's time to see my ass!
Lyle: NO WAY MAN
Teodor: BOO TO THAT
Lie Bot: How do you know that a robot's ass is bad?
IT MUST BE
WHY FIND OUT
Lie Bot: It just looks like this
(shows ass)
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 30/09/2026
Saving this
Nathan saying "OBVIOUSLY." but his face is a potato
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
me @ the middle aged ladies in my adult advanced beginner group tennis lesson when it's time to pick a partner for sparring or w/e it's called
[Four panel photo meme of a man (trent reznor from nine inch nails I believe) on stage at a concert talking into a microphone]

How are you tonight? Having a good time?
Ready to party? Have Fun?

Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band.

We're here to have a bad time.

(synthesizer playing)
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/09/2026
I would also allow Swearengen prospector
Stinky Pete the Prospector from Toy Story 2 saying a quote from Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

"You can't cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve."
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 28/09/2026
"If I had that mug on me I believe I’d cut down gettin told how butt fuckin' ugly I was by not staring at strangers"
Jessie yelling at Woody in Toy Story
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 27/09/2026
I saw this in Brooklyn earlier this week just parked on the street
Photo of a lovely red Ford Mustang II from the 1970s with faded paint and silver side mirrors parallel parked in front of a nondescript gray building. It's not in great shape but it must be well loved to still exist after ~50 years
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 26/09/2026
At some point in my life I would like to hear Craig Finn cover this song. There is no conceivable path toward achieving this goal but I yearn for it nonetheless
Lyrics to Kyoto by Phoebe Bridgers 

Sunset's been a freak show
On the weekend, so
I've been driving out to the suburbs
To park at the Goodwill
And stare at the chemtrails
With my little brother
He said you called on his birthday
You were off by like ten days
But you get a few points for tryin'
Remember getting the truck fixed
When you let us drive it
Twenty-five felt like flying
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 26/09/2026
Red sky at night Bounce house delight
Photo of a bounce house set up at an elementary school with wild pink clouds and soft warm sunset light bathing everything in a glow
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 25/09/2026
concert good
photo of my hand holding a little notebook with a ballpoint pen sketch showing the band Alex G playing on a circular stage with upright light pillars around the outside from a high angle surrounded by a stadium crowd. they rockedphoto of my hand holding a notebook with a sketch of a stage with little figures on it, one in the center wearing a black dress holding a guitar, with a crowd in front and a big dome rising above with shafts of light coming down. above the dome there is a stadium lighting grid ring thing with big speaker stacks and also two projected images of the singer's face. that's right it's phoebe bridgers and she's singing her 2017 hit single Motion Sickness
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 24/09/2026
Hello from Brooklyn, "the Land of Brooklyn." I got a book. Stay tuned for updates
It's a photo of my hand holding a copy of BOYS WEEKEND by the one and only Mattie Lubchansky
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 24/09/2026
today's the day folks
Photo of an orange notebook that says FIELD NOTES on it, a comically small stainless steel pen, and a black Casio watch with a woven orange strap lying on a textured gray background. The watch says 6:46 AM
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 23/09/2026
"Hey what's it like living in Connecticut? "Oh it's pretty normal I guess. Yeah it's actually a lot more diverse than people assume. A little quiet I guess.Also sometimes there's a Rolls Royce at the grocery store parking lot"
Wide angle photo of a parking lot under a partly cloudy sky with trees in the distance and a black vintage car from maybe the 1940s parked alone in the middle distanceClose-up ot the car in question, it is shiny and chrome and has a british license plate on the front and it's actually right hand drive. It's old as hell but in pristine condition. Just getting some milk and honey nut cheerios I presume
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 23/09/2026
Kurt Vonnegut Jr hanging out
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 21/09/2026
my liberal arts college educated ass talking about YouTube videos and shit
pooh in a normal red shirt | "how"
pooh in a tuxedo making fancy eyebrows | "the ways in which"
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 20/09/2026
BOOK II. (OCTAVO), CHAPTER I. (SNORE-LAX).--Though this Pokémon, whose loud sonorous breathing, or rather blowing, has furnished a proverb to trainers, is so well known a denizen of the wilds, yet is he not popularly classed among legendaries. He is of moderate octavo size, varying from fifteen to twenty-five feet in length, and of corresponding dimensions round the waist. He sleeps in roads; he is never regularly hunted, though his oil is considerable in quantity, and pretty good for light
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 19/09/2026
Screenshot:

Jared

Popularity in the United States

Then there's a chart showing basically 0 until 1970 then it spikes and plateaus until 200 when it dives back down
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 18/09/2026
free TTRPG player character name
photo of a bag of apples at the grocery store and on the bag it says "G.O.A.T. HONEYCRISP"
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 17/09/2026
making a little video for my job that's basically a version of this post
tumblr screenshot from user "orcboxer"
their icon is a picture of an orc who's a boxer

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 17/09/2026
"He's probably thinking about other women" meme photo
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/09/2026
Good morning from the auto test center location of my consumer protection nonprofit media company employer
Photo of six lego models of fancy cars arranged on top of a white shelf in a corporate office type environment. The one in front is a red one
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 14/09/2026
fielding a series of phone calls from coworkers about a tits-up project I'm working on while I drive two hours to get to our Yonkers HQ
photo of Tom Hardy in LOCKE (2013), he's driving a car at night and everybody's mad at him
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 11/09/2026
Action-safe is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu
Photo from the Apple release video for the iPhone Duo showing Jon Hamm dancing at the club in an episode of a TV show, the size of the iphone means the left and right sides of the 16:9 frame are cut off so we only see the center of the image. In video production and post production "action-safe area" is a term that refers to the portion of the screen you can assume will be viewable across all possible distribution formats e.g. big new TVs, little old ones, airplane seatback displays, etc etc. It hasn't been as much of a concern since CRTs stopped being the display of choice but now it's gonna matter again. Awoouu
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 10/09/2026
Can I say something without anyone getting upset
Black and white daguerreotype photograph of Phineas Gage in an ornate stamped brass frame. He is a man of waning youth with dark hair parted on one side, medium length. He stares at the camera with one eye open and the other shut, a result of his injury. He is wearing a mid-19th century suit with a fancy floral waist coat, white shirt with upright collar and a necktie wrapped twice around and fixed with a bow. In his hands he holds a long tapered metal spike across his chest in roughly the "port arms" position. His jawline is defined, his face deeply tanned and his forehead free of creases. A light glints in his one eye
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 09/09/2026
Dril tweet screenshot

wint @dril

Codfishery is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (Cod Howl)

9:37 AM • Feb 18, 2015
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 07/09/2026
Quick reminder from my buddy's place in the Catskills
Letterpress print of a poster with blocky illustration of a worker with a pickaxe

The more! The More! The MORE!

The more the worker produces, 
the less he has to consume;
The more value he creates, 
the more worthless he becomes;
The more his product is shaped, 
the more mishapen the worker;
The more civilized his object, 
the more barbarous the worker;
The more powerful the work, 
the more powerless the worker;
The more intelligent the work, 
the duller the worker and
the more he becomes a slave of nature.
- Karl Marx
Economic & Philosophical Manuscripts, 1814
Bread & Puppet Press Gibscr Vermont
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 05/09/2026
Hold fast? Uhhhh yeah, I sure hope it does
My car roof rack that says HOLD FAST and now it's got a bunch of camping stuff on it covered with a blue tarp
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/09/2026
Enough with this. I don't care what he's showing behind closed doors, no matter how small it is
Cropped screenshot of WSJ headline
POLICY
Behind Closed Doors, John
Fetterman Shows Little
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/09/2026
OK. This took me... roughly a month longer to finish than I expected it would. And it came out looking worse than I was going for. However. It still whips ass and rules
Photo of a green 2015 Subaru Outback car with a black roof rack that I painted the words "HOLD FAST" on with white paint and stencils. Like in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003, dir. Peter Weir). It's a sunny day with blue skies and the grass and trees are green. There's some construction guys setting up cones in the background, but that's not important right nowClose-up of the roof rack with HOLD FAST painted on it. The paint is splotchy and looks very amateurish, like maybe a 3rd grader did it. But no, it was I, your humble 38-year-old poster
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 02/09/2026
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
This is the energy I need Democrats to express
twitter screenshot

Dan
@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
Wearing my DSNY shirt today folks
Blurry photo of man (me) wearing a long sleeve white T-shirt that says
Don't Dump on
Don't Litter in
Don't Mess with
New York. 
From your friends at the NYC Dept. of Sanitation.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
putting together a TTRPG adventuring party based entirely around these names of LL Bean product colors
Photo of a catalog page showing polo shirts including one labeled Sienna BrickPhoto of a catalog page showing colorway inset squares including one labeled Rangeley BluePhoto of a catalog page showing puffy coats including one labeled Emerald SprucePhoto of a catalog page showing blue jeans including one labeled Indigo Twilight
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 30/08/2026
Absolutely unreal seeing the scale of this. Pyroclastic flows are still my #1 fear I think but glacier collapse mudslides are now #2 www.tiktok.com/@abcdgfmgrrr...
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