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Van Owen

@sobvo.bsky.social
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Dumbass, Esq. Mostly here to read.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 10h
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Adequately prepared deposition witness: Yes.
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Van Owen @sobvo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm fucking persuaded lmao
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 21/09/2026
If European countries & other signatories to the International Criminal Court have any self-respect, they'd sanction Rubio & Trump for obstructing investigations of Netanyahu's war crimes.
wsj.com
Exclusive | Trump Ramps Up Bid to Dismantle International Criminal Court
The U.S. administration is preparing sweeping sanctions that would cut the court off from much of the global financial system.
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Van Owen @sobvo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Despite the text in the post, I didn't appreciate that is the moderator asking Collins about the neo Nazi influencer posting from his home.
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razor blade in your candy corn @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kind of surprised there isn’t more representation in the “AI will kill us all and that would be a good thing” quadrant. What did you think the orcas were organizing for? Vibes? Essays??
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In our latest for @unraveledpress.com, @peoplesfabric.bsky.social and I tracked months of ICE using Chicago police parking lots, in defiance of a mayoral executive order barring immigration enforcement operations in city-owned lots. Some of these incidents happened in full view of CPD officers:
unraveledpress.com
In plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operations
Videos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol...
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WIRED @wired.com · 30/09/2026
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Checkpoints are suffocating Palestinian life in the occupied West Bank. Over 18 months, WIRED and our reporting partners investigated the full scope of the system that has carved the West Bank up. www.wired.com/story/how-is...
wired.com
How Israeli Checkpoints Choke Palestinian Life in the Occupied West Bank
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doing
slate.com
It Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?
How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
theguardian.com
Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
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Van Owen @sobvo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like gravity is a theory.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
“Let Donald Trump save face” is how you got January 6 *and* why faced no consequences for doing it.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the museum sounds great i hope they also build one for women
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤖 AI actress 'Tilly Norwood' glitches 😵‍💫 and starts speaking CHINESE during interview with Piers Morgan w/ Tom Conti
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Max Read @maxread.info · 17/09/2026
surprised I haven't seen more people sharing ellen huet's 2023 article about the culture of predation and abuse w/in rationalism
bloomberg.com
The Real-Life Consequences of Silicon Valley’s AI Obsession
Sam Bankman-Fried made effective altruism a punchline, but its philosophy of maximum do-gooding masks a thriving culture of predatory behavior.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this sounds awful but that’s because she’s actually mocking Trump and Mr. Smoothgroin deceptively clipped it to own the libs
TAPPER: So, it sounds as though he's saying Democrats would allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon. He's also saying, of course, the war is going to end after the midterms. What's your
response?
PELOSI: Well, first of all, let's just say it's not about always responding to Donald Trump. I know that must attract advertisers, but it doesn't win the election. We have to talk about what we're going to do for the American people. Hakeem Jeffries is going to be the speaker. He is preparing how we win, how we protect the election and what we're going to do when we win.
Our country is at war. We always root for our country under any circumstance. So, let's get this done, Mr. President. You said it would take a few weeks. Clearly, you did not know what you were talking about. And you're sounding like Richard Nixon when you say you're going to end this right after the election. But okay for that.
The fact is so sad about this war because it was could've been so totally avoided. President Obama was masterful, virtuoso diplomatic accomplishment when he did the Iran nuclear agreement. And they had stopped -- we accomplished all of our goals. Except this one comes in, tears that up and now says he's going to stop the development of nuclear weapon in Iran, which he hasn't.
So, it's really sad, but our troops are in harm's way, and this is not a small potatoes thing as that person you had on the screen might refer to it. Small potatoes is not how we describe our men and women in uniform risking their lives.
So, this Iran war is taking a toll on the nation because people don't like us going to war in the first place. Second of all, it's increasing the cost of price at the pump, gasoline for farmers, increasing the price of food and groceries. So, this has an impact right at the kitchen table of the American people, in addition to not protecting the security of our country.
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Dave Byrnes @djbyrnes1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The way the sheriffs are tantruming over being held to account by a judge, it's almost as if they've grown accustomed to a culture of near-total and unquestionable police impunity.
chicago.suntimes.com
Cook County judge has sheriff’s deputies placed in custody for refusing to unshackle murder defendant
Judge John F. Lyke Jr. had ordered the deputies to remove the defendant's handcuffs so he could hug his family. The sheriff's office defended the deputies' actions, saying Lyke's "disrespectful and in...
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Tristan Lee @tristanl.ee · 11/09/2026
Dudes rock, this is one of the most impressive athletic performances I've ever seen
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11/09/2026
Tim Walz, quietly, in the corner: these guys invited a drug kingpin sentenced to life in prison for attempted murder to their party. that's weird! what's wrong with them?
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
women are incredible
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 01/09/2026
This is Matt Bradley's news package of armed Israeli settlers assaulting him, his colleagues, and a Palestinian woman, as shown on the NBC Nightly News Instagram page Monday night.
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Andy Broughton @andybroughton0.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
real heads know
The runways at the former Meigs Field in Chicago
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
obligatory related reshare www.theawl.com/2016/03/the-...
theawl.com
The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy
by Kelly Conaboy Maybe you’ve had this experience: You throw a bay leaf into a broth, and it doesn’t do anything. Then you throw the rest of the bay leaves you bought into the broth, too, because you...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/08/2026
It's called irony because the Coyote ends up perfectly flat
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Ryan Radia @ryanradia.com · 27/08/2026
Looks like former smoker still counts, as does physical inactivity www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/cl...
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a Sunni, seeing Jerry Chen aggressively pushing for tackleglomping scares me.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
this is grotesque. otoh I would absolutely watch a procedural where it was like 'DAMNIT, Jack, he's the perfect fit for the murder - but a Taurus with Venus ascending? It just doesn't make sense.' fortunately in real life police would never resort to absurd pseudosciences or consult psychics
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And as soon as tomorrow, Judge Talwani may also issue a TRO against the new rule the USPS issued Friday night to implement the EO. In other words, this is a small win for the Trump administration, but *not* a ruling that fully clears the way for Trump to mess with mail-in ballots come November.
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
years ago me and Ms. Moreno talked about how this came together and it was the greatest www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
“The contrast is outrageous! There’s this sex bomb in front, and this, this creature—I don’t know what else to call him—this fuzzy, violent, nasty creature in back who only got pleasure out of making people and other Muppets unhappy. A creature of impulse, let’s put it that way. And when I watch myself—’cause I’m usually so critical—but when I watch myself, I just laugh at me. What I love about it is that my character’s trying so hard to be sexy and sultry. And this horrible creature in back of me is acting up. [Laughter] See? I can’t stop laughing. It tickles me to death.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey people sorry if some of you breeze past this part but it’s Friday. We do AI discourse on Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is for stuff that rocks and is actually fun. It’s in the TOS & the packet you got at orientation. get it together please
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 20/08/2026
Good work everyone! Minneapolis and Chicago stops are officially CANCELED
Liars Club posted on fb they're canceling the white supremacist band's show
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
get in losers we’re doing Amber
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/08/2026
some favorites: “Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog” (can’t a man have hobbies?) “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.” (dudes rock)
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if Wagner had lived to see Weimar and used his music to financially and politically advance the NSDAP, it would not alter the quality of his greatest operas, but you would be ethically prohibited from patronizing them in the present
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Jonathan Blanks @blanksslate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
. @daralind.bsky.social makes her debut in @newyorker.com explaining how Trump is stripping legal status from hardworking immigrants who have nowhere safe to go. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Text from the New Yorker (online):

“These are people who had official documentation allowing them to work, and live, in the U.S. But their status in the United States was always subject to the discretion of the executive branch. The Trump Administration has exploited such ambiguities over and over again. Since January, 2025, the White House has stripped more than a million people of T.P.S. and similar protections. Call it the Great Delegalization.

People with Temporary Protected Status were never, precisely, safe. Instead, they lived in the chasm between most Americans’ assumptions about immigration status and what the law actually requires. T.P.S. status provides no legal mechanism to apply for a green card, or any other immigration status. Instead, people have had to spend time and money just to remain in place. “
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Mari Stein (מרים שטיין) @heymaristein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/08/2026
The kids are out here getting looks mogged when they could be getting books mogged, is what I’m saying
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
struck by this clip of Josh Johnson standup: he doesn't really develop the theme, no real punchlines. he just says what people have been complaining about re: The Odyssey and everyone laughs for *3 minutes* because a professional comedian *could not improve upon it* www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKcv...
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Some people were so mad about the casting of The Odyssey
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Dr. Alexander @etotheipie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How's the joke go—between Lupita Nyong'o and Helen of Troy, one is so beautiful she drove whole hordes of men mad, and the other is the fictional daughter of Zeus
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026
yeah we gotta just ban the short form video platforms if they exist to blenderize loosely understood concepts from sociology and history into conspiracy-brained rants about how starbucks exists to neuter the revolutionary class
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Rotating Handles @davidhdaw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dr. Strange shows up for one scene to go "The vampire elders have nested for 300 years but now their leaders are trying to spread their plague again" or some shit and then Blade wipes blood off his sword and goes "Trying." And then he cuts off heads for an hour and change.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A very serious Rural Politico once told me "Dems have to go to farmer meetings! We gotta be where the people are!" I was in fact in a farmer meeting at that very moment! So I live-texted him the meeting. They were complaining that they want indentured workers that they don't have to pay or feed.
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