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A kinder, gentler, poster.

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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 5h
Maybe he lost a bet.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 10h
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 5h
Deleting the "Discover" Tab was one of my best choices on this site. "Popular with friends" might be next. There's a reason they're your friends and not mine.
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 8h
You've gotta understand: every fall, Joyce's takes get worse because she's busy being offended by plastic Halloween skeletons.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h
Been a busy day for the switch
The Krusty doll with evil and good settings
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 9h
Also, this guy is one of these "campus protesters stopped protesting Biden once Trump won" people. Not a good person at all.
People called Joe Biden a fascist and were told how stupid that was and now the real fascists have won and you’re not protesting anymore. Sorry the Atlantic is making fun of you, hopefully you learn something from this whole thing
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 9h
Incredible
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 10h
Upgraded a few people from mute to block in that thread.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 13h
You're in danger ring card girl.
Activities & Tournaments
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Fighters vs Fans 3x3 basketball
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Slots, blackjack and poker tournaments
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BKFC's Next Top Ring Card Girl
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Workouts with the champ
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Q&A with David Feldman and the BKFC team
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Winible NFL Playoff watch party
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Connoisseurs Club cigar sessions
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Ring Card Girl yoga
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Bahamas beach party
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 13h
I heard a commercial for this on a headgum podcast and I thought it was Conner O'Malley doing a bit. bkfsea.com
bkfsea.com
BKFSea 2027 | The Ultimate Fight Festival at Sea
Sail from Miami to Nassau aboard Norwegian Jewel, January 22–25, 2027. Explore the BKFSea experience, compare cabins, and reserve your spot.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 22h
Most TV is just this now.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 17h
I'm no legal expert. Is it common for the judge to presume guilt like this? Also, why are the kids in foster care and not with the father?
You cannot make this up. It says she went on a cruise and left her children home alone,” Judge Mindy Glazer said during the hearing. “These poor kids, four of them, were home alone for three days. ... I’m just grateful nothing worse happened to these kids.”

Belizaire’s attorney said she denies the allegations.

“Of course she does,” Glazer replied. “One baby, the baby was born in July of this year. Who leaves a baby alone like that?”

Authorities said the children are safe and in foster care.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 17h
Police did not identify the parents, and no criminal charges had been filed by Tuesday afternoon.

One of the parents is a law enforcement officer in a neighboring jurisdiction, Bialy said. That was not the parent who was taken into custody, he said. He did not believe the weapon was a service weapon.Chief Wiggum eating cake next to a dejected Bart Simpson.
Text reads 

Now, where did I put my gun?
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if it's not one thing, it's another
RFK Jr says Tammy Craps dolls "don't smell like farts no more, once again" following FDA recall reversal
This article is more than 2 months old
The deodorizing poison once used to kill the fart smell had been recalled after reports that people up to 160 pounds were also feeling as if they'd smoked five Macanudos
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 17h
There was a big market for contrarians around 2016. You didn't have to be smart, you just had to be correct once when everyone else got it wrong. This approach leads to "contrarian brain" where you have to take increasingly absurd positions until there's nothing left resembling human consciousness
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 18h
I'm gonna have to apply the "yeah, you're 12" theory to folks who thought his movies were great.
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 21h
The Custom Oregon Plate SICFUX was previously available, but is now restricted and not available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SICFUX
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "SICFUX".
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ask your doctor about ghosts
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 30/09/2026
Primetime is now in theaters from A24.
Eyes that have seen some things.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little unexpected shake-up in Tacoma today! During today’s 4.2 magnitude earthquake, some of our aquarium animals were briefly startled, but everyone is safe and doing well. Most guests and staff didn’t feel the earthquake at all.
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pebbles @pebbles.gay · 30/09/2026
delete this his parents sold the place in 2022, your giving ppl the wrong address: www.nj.com/bergen/2022/...
Date: Sep 2022 - Present 
Name: Sign in to view 
Owned For: 4 years
Owner Type: Unknown

Date: Sep 1992 - Sep 2022
Name: Tracey Michael and Tracey Judy 
Owned For: 30 Years
Owner Type: Private Individual
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A rare kudos to Maria Cantwell from me.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some of you are following this genocide denier btw
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At the checkout was an obnoxious dude who was yapping to anybody who made eye contact with him. Eventually an old man in a MAGA hat struck up a convo and it turns out they were both big Trump fans. He has a "Trump 2028" hat at home that he's particularly fond of.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some pasty ogre was wearing tacky gold jewelry and a shirt that said "I'm a white straight Christian male. Does that offend you?".
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a good article and third way does not come out of this looking good.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah this doesn't look like Third Way "getting it" at all.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucked vibes at the Costco. Higher levels of Hitler particles than usual.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I came across an oldie where I was quoted by a 78k follower account who disagreed with me and two things happened: they barely got any numbers from it and Biden's replacement outperformed his own internal polling.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The firearm was equipped with a switch that allowed it to fire multiple rounds with one pull of the trigger. Washington allegedly fired three rounds, leaving bullet holes in parts of the couch and car seat, prosecutors said.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to be interviewing these slugs on the crest of a colossal blue wave and pretend like they're voter-whisperers.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only people who should be on Twitter are professional observers of society's collapse and even those people should be considered unclean.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a very cool website. You gotta respect the people still hanging out there.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You reach a certain age and you think that you're beyond such foolishness but alas. bsky.app/profile/snac...
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm booing and hissing. Throwing trash at my phone right now.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great work Alex! Very moving.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes it was worth it
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They cited nobody, and I wondered what kind of a monstrous sociopath would welcome this. Folks,
While the Trump administration is framing the policy as “accountability” for higher education, and _some are welcoming the move_, others see it as an attack on those whose work is important regardless of salary. Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
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This seems like a reasonable idea with precedent from
Obama's education department.
The government shouldn't be in the business of encouraging
people to take loans they won't be able to repay.
(IN The New Republic © @newrepublic • 18h
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don't make
enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social
work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit
the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
90's graphic of a monitor on a skateboard. 
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It's time to cyberbully Matt Yglesias
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No mercy Kersey!
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fav'd this before reading what Susan said because I trust your judgement and you did not let me down.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FBI agent typing on a laptop keyboard
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following them around with a convoy of trucks featuring the civilians they killed.
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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If anyone needs an example of how fucking weird the United States really is, here are some photos from a traveling show that sets up in school gyms and public places around the country that is just pictures of dead troops.
The gym of a community college with displays set up that have photos of military people who've died since 2000Trailer where they drive around with all the displays
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The elevator fight scene is pretty fun.
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just remembered this. bsky.app/profile/snac...
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Local Oaf @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
George W Bush, failing to get his Iran invasion and now watching Trump.
Homer looking with discernment at a guy that was just crushed with a wheel barrow full of cinder blocks. Text reads:
HMM, PROBABLY BETTER THAT DIDN'T HIT ME.
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Lisa Fagin Davis @lisafdavis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not necessary to use generative AI to create images of the #Voynich Manuscript, so why do people continue to do it? There is so much wrong in this online image. Neither of the pages shown here is actually from the manuscript. The verso is labeled "r" ("recto") & the language is not Voynichese.
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