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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This post and seemingly the entire thread appear to be a 2026 Bluesky replay of what happened on center/right Reddit and Twitter in 2014 when men got annoyed at queer women and trans women with opinions. Just substitute “cancel culture” and “regressive left” with “Bluesky scolding.“
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a Care Bear whose stomach symbol is a swastika
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This *is* what it *felt like* as a white middle schooler who was preoccupied with the NFL season and MLB playoffs. While I and my family were upset that innocent afghans would suffer in the coming war, the “oh wait we’re completely fucking insane” realization didn’t sink in until early 2003.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
theonion.com/sophie-cunni...
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@pkrugman.bsky.social whatcha gonna do when they come for you 🎶
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Proust on AI, 1918. “He imagines a sort of composite of all the good books that he has read, whereas a good book is something special, something unforeseeable…”
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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Soon everybeast was tucking into elderberry muffins, oatbread, brown nutcheese, and one of Friar Bunfold's apple and blackberry puddings. There was dandelion'n'rosehip tea or nutbrown beer to go with it.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How it’s playing in Tehran — where “cart” and “truck” may get lost in translation. 🙄
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals'
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You can also see who is irritated by the left to a point where their entire professional and political identities become the Perversity Thesis
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
Robert F. Kennedy Jr © K
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FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is still my favorite one
GAY
VENOM
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Defector @defector.com · 08/07/2026
Dana White stars in history's worst truck ad: defector.com/dana-white-s...
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Dana White Stars In History's Worst Truck Ad | Defector
Vanity pickup trucks: I fucking hate these things, and so you do. The second I see a Dodge Ram SuperUltraMegaSoldierDuty on the highway, I already know that it’ll have a Blue Lives Matter decal…
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Colombia-Portugal: parce/parcero (akin to "dude" or "bro") which are ubiquitous in Colombia, derive from Portuguese, supposedly having infiltrated through the cocaine trade across the border with Brazil (where "parceiro" was common).
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well…we don’t know the case but we know what his opinion is…
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This guy likes raping puppies and rewatching GOT Season 8 (Making shit up is fun!)
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Lane Smith, 1992
 Lane Smith

you know him you love him it’s the stinky cheese man
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
we need thousands more of this guy and thousands less of the kinds of guys we do have
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🚨 RED CARD ALERT! 🚨 🟥 Miguel Almirón - 45'+3'
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xantar.bsky.social @xantar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had to rewind. This is so funny
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/06/2026
peaking on acid at 7-11 and a hot dog gets up from the roller and starts yelling at you
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2
On May 24, 1985, Quantum Computer Services was founded.
In 1989 the name was changed to AOL.
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
lol libdems
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 10/05/2026
happy Mother’s Day
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LBJ: [on phone with bewildered tailor] this is why we need the ball room
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Volcano-Dantes Peak
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“The Husband and Wife Law Team” ok no thank you, I am not becoming part of your kink because I fell down outside an Arby’s with poor parking lot maintenance
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
People who work at this magazine think it's interesting or counterintuitive or whatever to blame the left for what the right is doing, but when *every single article* posits the same thesis you're not challenging your readers, you are coddling them.
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former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the last sentence explicitly distinguishing between "Epstein stuff" and propaganda is very funny though.
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I said repeatedly early in his term that Biden was the best president of my lifetime (I am the meme Bluesky age), and it wasn’t close. Biden forever disgraced himself by being an Israel dead ender through a genocide and being a complete wuss wrt the judiciary and justice dept, setting up Trump 2.0
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MrTom 🎃 @mrtom.uk · 27/01/2026
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020
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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 25/01/2026
Twitter screenshot. Text as follows: 

Remembering that thing in grad school when my professor, a great ornithologist, got a random call

Drunk guy, bar noises in background: (text all caps) IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? 

My advisor: um...yes?

Drunk guy (again, all caps) DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?

my advisor: ...yes 

* wild cheering over phone from bar *
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What they deserve was outlawed in the middle ages. But make no mistake: accountability will come as long as our democracy survives because nothing they are doing can stand a free and fair election. Keep protesting. Keep filming. Stay patriotic. We've still got the numbers.
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This shit right here.
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
What? Command the slightly-less-Nazi forces nominally under his authority to hold back the Nazis?
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 23/01/2026
Chipotle has added Indiana coach Curt Cignetti's "I Win" bowl to its menu, which he has reportedly eaten over 500 times. Much like his 16-0 Hoosiers, Cignetti’s bowl is simple and workmanlike in its execution — brown rice, black beans and chicken, with a side of guacamole.
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smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social @smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This dude needs to be the Dems next senate majority leader
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