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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️

@chevrolettahoe.bsky.social
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She/They, Food Service Corps. veteran, Piece-of-Shit Car Enjoyer, married to @javadawg.bsky.social Junglist? It's massive. Booyakusha.

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17h
filthy old doors and grimy screens “haha yesss” realizing human/muppet ratio is off “jihad”
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 1h
Universal LA today was an insane decision oh my god the HEAT Almost passed out in the FNF Drift line holy shit add some fucking misters some fans fucking anything why is the fucking stairwell BRICK WAS ANYONE WITH AN UNDERSTANDING OF HOW AIR MOVES AND HEAT RADIATES INVOLVED IN THE PLANNING????
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 3h
Very graphic and triggering, so watch yourself and your mind, but, if you give a single iota about the future and politics in this country, read this entire story. This is vile, villainous, and these men should be hunted down. Trophy hunting mfers, get out there and bag some fuckers.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 4h
you have to post smart and dumb that's how you stay balanced
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Leif Боднарчук 🍁 🇺🇦 @leifb73.eurosky.social · 6h
To everyone who’s high right now: Your mom’s on the phone, she wants to ask you a skill-testing question.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 6h
"how could we have known elon musk was a nazi!" uh being pretty open about having a family emerald mine nest egg in apartheid south africa is a lot of fucking context clues, honey like do you think 1) south africans were free, in any way, 2) there was no colonizing in SA, 3) emerald mines are fun?
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 6h
i'm joining the war against lucid airs on the side of kia's weird EV modular van
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 6h
"the lucid air is the envy of all ev owner's dreams!" y'all smoke such heavy crack man, y'all stupid as fuck fuckin' marks, all of you, tagged and fuckin' bagged, pockets gettin' shaken out and everything.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 6h
I'm about to start shit with a big user cuz they said they got a Tesla when they thought it was good for the environment and Tesla was the only game in town, then they bought a Lucid Air obviously because the $100,000 luxury ev was the only available option and game in town....8 months ago
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Caleb is spooked (birthday) @airheadedaviator.bsky.social · 7h
#carbluesky
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry, do people think The Running Man, Hit Man, and Chad Powers aren't good? Like they are, and he can be a dick and you can just not watch them, but they're not poorly made lol.
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MotorWeek @motorweek.bsky.social · 7h
A new era for Jaguar has officially arrived and it begins with this recently revealed Type 01 production model.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 7h
"God Bless The United Kingdom" She's a fascist, colonialist piece of shit proudly standing at the "helm" of a country, you think she's saying some cool esoteric shit??? No.
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 18h
3,424 miles of Washington, Oregon, and California confirms that, yes, this thing always did look best when it was absolutely filthy oh also thank you @jaccarter.bsky.social for keeping fantastic pace
a C6 Corvette enjoying a fall afternoon in Seattle
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 18h
134,617 to 138,041 Seattle -> Portland -> Roseburg -> Bend -> Portland -> Berkley -> Monte Rio -> Yuba City -> Klamath -> Portland -> Seattle thank you @maaronweber.bsky.social, @supcat.bsky.social, @patricklinkous.bsky.social and a whole bunch of folks who aren’t on here for a great dang trip
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
ALRIGHT BEST TO EVER DO IT
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
"no one will be my friend 🥺" now you got me asking around why no one fucks with you
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
"i can't make friends on bluesky :(" bro it's cuz you suck as a human being hate the player not the game big dog chin up or ship out
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
that celestiq is serious business shout out central houston cadillac oooh this thing nice
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
paul wall's candy celestiq send skeet
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
If there's one thing Cadillac can do, it's build an expensive ass flagship.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 8h
How I arrived on Bluesky: (I was not invited I had to wait for it to become public)
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Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
Alt: Milhouse from the Simpsons Playing Frisbee Alone
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h
AI has completely changed the game on calendar invite spam. I wake up every day to fake legal notices and meetings from hacked strangers that take up my entire calendar which I then must manually delete. Nothing has ever made me more #efficient than the beautiful future created by #AI.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 8h
the only issue i have with the Type 01 is all the body panels look like cheap fuckin' ABS
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 9h
today, the fuel clock for diesel hit $50 billion- businesses and consumers have since March spent $50 billion more on diesel compared to the same time last year. adding gasoline's $78.46 billion, the tally is $128.6 billion more spent on fuel vs a year ago.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 9h
the demon core meme "If it flashes pink it's a girl, if it flashes blue it's a boy"
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 9h
Republicsn crooks are trying to fuck up your vote. Mail your ballot EARLY, or better yet, take it to the post office and make sure it’s postmarked.
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IIya 🎃 @iiya.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
a #sailormoon doodle
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 15h
these are literally evil villain cars EVs are here to stay, AND BIG FUCKIN' FO' DO'S ARE BACK
jaguar type 01 electric vehiclecadillac celestiq ev
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 15h
technically you and a few buddies could timeshare a car
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 15h
so much of this website is bots printing shitty AI made facebook core photos at each other
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 17h
job interviewer - “it says here you have a felony on your record. can you tell me what that was about?” me, having a flashback to drunk driving a forklift and crashing it into a traffic light at a busy intersection: “I’m not at liberty to say”
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 16h
Cascadia hates Nazis, don't fuckin' play around here motherfuckers.
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bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 17h
can I scam you
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Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 22h
This is badass and inspiring. Solidarity to these defendants and all antifascists.
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NSPM 7 Defendants Union @nspm7union.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Berger, the historian, said that what makes the project exciting is that it centers on being a defendant. “But it’s also a tragic commentary on where we’re at, with a large swath of people and politics under attack right now,” he said. “We’re all defendants.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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NSPM-7 Defendants Union - Home
In response to the National Security memo in which calls Trump calls his political enemies "antifa" and aims to crush them, the NSPM-7 Defendant's Union offers a framework for fighting repression toge...
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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 17h
i was gonna go to sleep but then i thought it would be more fun to make sure i’ll be tired all day tomorrow.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 17h
me: sees post me: that one sucked, redo it
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 22h
"have you heard of paramore???" 'only because i listened to hayley' my brother in christ, genuinely how???
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/09/2024
Trying to manifest this energy in September.
Ludacris throwing out the first pitch at a Braves game with big arms and big shoes like in his music videos. He has cornrows, shades and a cut off jersey
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
The death penalty shouldn't even be a thing.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how do i get out of food service lmao
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bentley at da ralph's
some big ass crossover suv Bentley at the ralph's parked in a spot
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
taycan cross turismo looks like they chopped a macan and slammed it lmao need it
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does anyone have a list of all colors available for the Taycan Cross Turismo EV??
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You saw awd and wagon and Porsche owners start crying. You add EV to it and they commit seppuku.
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🍏CHEVEH TAYHOE🏴‍☠️ @chevrolettahoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like within 10 years I want a Taycan Cross Turismo EV Like I genuinely can't come up with a weirder unexpected EV/wagon lol
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