former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 3h*click* Phil Collins, in human form. Do you see? *click* Phil, changing. Becoming high. Do you see? *click* Phil, reborn. Now Phil Bone. Do you see? *click* 000
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A fun thing about this is it's absolute Looney Tunes quadruple-bank-shot lattice of wild assumptions nuts even if he was right about what game Smith attended. 000
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Basketbolsonaro strikes again, my man loves having a mystery illness. 000
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the distillation of the “ingroups the law protects but doesn’t bind and outgroups the law binds but doesn’t protect” trope. Opponents of Trump’s power grabs can’t suffer real harms because the law is simply not there to protect them. 000
Reposted by former dogCharles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for 358651790
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I demand the Rorschach company retract and apologize for a disgraceful ad of their “ink blot” design that clearly portrays my mother castrating me 0161
Reposted by former dogShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185263415
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Using “certain” to be vague and nondescriptive is one of the most annoying quirks in hack writing. You’re doing it to make people uncertain! 000
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There are so many unsolvable mysteries in the world... 000
Reposted by former dogFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026biggest laugh ive had in a minute 421852366
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kix fucking sucked, they were Trix with all the joy bled out of themand tasted like styrofoam 010
Reposted by former dogDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning. 61445328
Reposted by former dogAnung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it." 82734838
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comClassic 'Garbage Day!' MemeALT: Classic 'Garbage Day!' Meme 020
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026pretty sus that they already had the 9/11 one in the paper that morning. Did you know that Ida Know and Not Me didn't come to work that morning? 000
Reposted by former dogNBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Over his entire career (NCAA, Olympic, and NBA) Bill Russell played in 21 winner-take-all games. His record in those games was 21–0, including 11–0 in the NBA. (via CrazyStats) #NBA 942305347
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 09/09/20261. What the fuck 2. kinda seems like it's not a private ceremony if millions of people are seeing it 3. What the fuck 020
Reposted by former dogDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026who up inseminating they churros 35483121
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this is annoying on multiple levels but the biggest one is - you can know all these words via literacy and pronounce them wrong! it's the whole concept of learning by reading! 010
Reposted by former dogSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 01/09/2026every day i log in and see posts 212639
Reposted by former dogMike @85mf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026greatest cutdown day post of all time, maybe the greatest post of all time 81179130
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026they did the "oh Mr Trump just meant to have lunch with his good friend and fellow rabid anti-Semite Kanye" and everyone just shrugged! 010
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Rewatching Dragonball Z and it turns out there was a mistranslation and it was really over EIGHT thousand??? My whole world has been rocked. 010
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Desperately attacking my face and body to make myself ugly enough to get some sweet Shrekking action but it's useless, I'm still too hot, I'll always be too hot 000
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I hate these robot fail clips because they always make me think of the beginning scenes in a montage that ends with crushing a human skull 000
Reposted by former dogMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026 771372131
Reposted by former dogBrainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Natalie Harp being a printer carrying dogsbody makes her an honorary SA goon 827330
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comHomer Terminator He'S Gaining On Us SimpsonsALT: Homer Terminator He'S Gaining On Us Simpsons 000
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Alpha apex predator he-man terrified of seashells: My Report 030
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i don't care about a "snub" but this is just a bizarre economic choice. 010
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nice to see a phrase that with its various implications will be bouncing around in my head for years to come 010
Reposted by former dog852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164612329
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I mean, yeah, but also 5% outcomes are definitionally supposed to sometimes happen. Ever roll snake eyes? Congrats you beat worse odds than this. 010
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Gym moved all the machines aroundstatic.klipy.comThe Weeknd Super Bowl Halftime Show RunALT: The Weeknd Super Bowl Halftime Show Run 130
Reposted by former dogRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement: 985040997
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The kids invented a new term for diarrhea while I was away…they grow up so fast 010
former dog @warybear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Puddles Pity Party shoulda hooped instead of tryna move people because he tall as hell! 000
